Psybolt Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: All of that is true' date=' but I have a nuke.[/quote'] Q: You know Kim Jong, we have lots of oil, new power in the Middle East, and powerful resource of terrorists. A: Teleportation up the butt!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Teleportation up the butt!!! Q: Nightcrawler, what was the worst mistake you made fighting King Kong? A: The sun is pretty hot, so we'll have to land them at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Nightcrawler, what was the worst mistake you made fighting King Kong? A: The sun is pretty hot, so we'll have to land them at night. Q: What line made it clear that the ground offensive against the Solar Intelligences wasn't going to go well? A: "Atom Man, Atom Man, small as only an Atom can..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What line made it clear that the ground offensive against the Solar Intelligences wasn't going to go well? A: "Atom Man, Atom Man, small as only an Atom can..." Q: What did Harry Osborn as the Green Goblin say to Peter Parker about his equipment recalling showers after physical education that sent Spiderman right over the edge ? A: All our work ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Harry Osborn as the Green Goblin say to Peter Parker about his equipment recalling showers after physical education that sent Spiderman right over the edge ? A: All our work ! Q: What is the one thing that proves the lack of utility of tribbles? A: But it's so fuzzy and cuddly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the one thing that proves the lack of utility of tribbles? A: But it's so fuzzy and cuddly! Q: What is always said in Death Tribble's defence but never in keyes_bill's ? A: It could be an isolated case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It could be an isolated case Q: Doc, why am I covered in purple photographic images of Rosanne Barr? A: If this thing is airborne, we're toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Doc, two more cases with the same symptoms as your current patient have been reported. Any suggestions? A: It must have been one crazy masquerade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Doc, two more cases with the same symptoms as your current patient have been reported. Any suggestions? A: It must have been one crazy masquerade. Q: Okay, why is it I'm Fuzzy and DT is on fire? A: It's emitting in the gamma ray spectrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's emitting in the gamma ray spectrum. Q: How do you know the Hulk is having a worse day than usual? A: You'll have to excuse me -- I'm not at all here right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Devastator say when half the Constructacons called in sick? A: There was a sign on the fence that read: Trespassers Will Be Violated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: There was a sign on the fence that read: Trespassers Will Be Violated. Q: The robbers broke into every building on this block except that brothel. I wonder why they skipped that one.... A: Ouch! It stings like bees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ouch! It stings like bees! Q: Here, why don't you hold this hive for me? A: This is what you'll do for the rest of your life; observe the drying of paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Here, why don't you hold this hive for me? A: This is what you'll do for the rest of your life; observe the drying of paint. Q: Do you have a job suitable for Paralysis Man? A: No, no, look behind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' no, look [i']behind [/i]you. Q: So what do you have two sets of eyes for anyway? A: No, it is the statues that are the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' it is the statues that are the problem.[/quote'] Q: First Citizen Chloros has put up statues of himself on every street corner, and the statues emit a hallucinogenic, slow-poison gas. We need to get rid of this guy, right? A: Let's focus on countermeasures that don't destroy us, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: First Citizen Chloros has put up statues of himself on every street corner, and the statues emit a hallucinogenic, slow-poison gas. We need to get rid of this guy, right? A: Let's focus on countermeasures that don't destroy us, too. Q: So, if we use gigaton level nukes on our interceptor missiles, we'll definitely destroy the incoming attack wave, right? A: Left, right, I'm the guy with the veto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Left' date=' right, I'm the guy with the veto.[/quote'] Q: What was Dick Cheney's last thought A: The Silver Samurai in Norway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Dick Cheney's last thought A: The Silver Samurai in Norway Q: And what's in that iceblock over there? A: Entirely too much water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Entirely too much water. Q: And what was it caused that man to drown? A: Normally we build our ships so this doesn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Normally we build our ships so this doesn't happen. Q: Oh wow! I'm floating over the ocean! A: Three radiators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three radiators. Q: How do you want to make your apartment warmer than one with two radiators? A: There's no environment here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's no environment here. Q: Given the way people are ruining the Earth, what will they have to say in the twenty-second century? A: One jug of water, maximum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Given the way people are ruining the Earth' date=' what will they have to say in the twenty-[b']second[/b] century? A: One jug of water, maximum. Q: Why do you think our hiking guide isn't taking the desert seriously? A: Whatever you think your are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whatever you think your are. Q: This world deverouing being is not so tough. Why does he think that he can get away with anything? A: Darth Vader was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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