Sundog Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Mechanon serve to Ultron on their date ? A: Put it down Q: What sort of animal goes "Purr, Purr, Gnash gnash gnash"? A: Using atomic weapons on you was superfluous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Using atomic weapons on you was superfluous. Q: What did Capt Sheridan say when they asked him how he defeated the Minbari Ship? A: Talk to the nanite masters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Talk to the nanite masters. Q: When they tried using the "Fantastic Voyage" approach on the Borg, how were they greeted? A: Two or even three I can see, but seven was just a bit excessive, don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Put it down Q: Hillary CLinton has gone nuts again. A: They changed the presidential debates into a cage match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They changed the presidential debates into a cage match. Q: Ron Paul beat Hillary Clinton? How?! A: Two or even three I can see, but seven was just a bit excessive, don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ron Paul beat Hillary Clinton? How?! A: Two or even three I can see, but seven was just a bit excessive, don't you think? Q: Were the 105mm howitzer shells appropriate? A: Set phasers for "Gobble". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Were the 105mm howitzer shells appropriate? A: Set phasers for "Gobble". Q: What line in the Star Trek Christmas play when facing the Giant Klingon Turkey caused Captain Kirk to corpse terribly ? A: A twenty-two-year veteran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A twenty-two-year veteran Q: Who feels woefully inadequate compared to Vinny Testaverde? A: Beaten with a football bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Beaten with a football bat. Q: Dr. Destroyer, your plan for global domination was again stopped. What was the most humiliating part of the experience? A: Beware of the Soccer Moms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Beware of the Soccer Moms! Q: Dr. Destroyer, your plan for global domination was again stopped. What was the most humiliating part of the experience? A: A chocolate sundae with butterscotch syrup and dill pickle relish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A chocolate sundae with butterscotch syrup and dill pickle relish. Q: And this year's winner for Most Incongruous Kryptonite Delivery Vehicle is .... A: Hey, you really don't wanna hear about the enema version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hey' date=' you [u']really[/u] don't wanna hear about the enema version. Q: Hello Kitty suppositories? A: Barney has gone too far this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hello Kitty suppositories? A: Barney has gone too far this time. Q: Hey Mr. Flintstone, how come your wearing one of Mrs. Rubble's dresses? A: He has clam chowder in his shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He has clam chowder in his shorts. Q: What's the most shocking secret revealed in the new unauthorized biography of Aquaman? A: Five glasses of stout, or a knock on the head with a rubber mallet. You decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Five glasses of stout' date=' or a knock on the head with a rubber mallet. You decide.[/quote'] Q: What's it take to become Irish for a day? A: That is an ethnic joke, and I am offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is an ethnic joke' date=' and I am offended.[/quote'] Q: Hey, did you hear the one about the guy who told tall tales in the bar? A: I mixed up the replies I posted on a couple of threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, did you hear the one about the guy who told tall tales in the bar? A: I mixed up the replies I posted on a couple of threads. Q: Why are you making sense all of a sudden? A: Bask in my Ego Rays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bask in my Ego Rays. Q: What is the strangest section on the job description for an assistant for William Shatner? A: There's a cop in my rear view mirror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the strangest section on the job description for an assistant for William Shatner? A: There's a cop in my rear view mirror Q: Aren't we going a little fast? A: I don't want him to pass me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't want him to pass me. Q: Hey, look! It's the patient transferral bus to the Mayo Flatulence Clinic! A: Well, that's one creative use for twelve thousand tons of pinto beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, look! It's the patient transferral bus to the Mayo Flatulence Clinic! A: Well, that's one creative use for twelve thousand tons of pinto beans. Q: My pet Blue Whale has a "regularity" problem. A: No, I'm only distantly related to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No, I'm only distantly related to it. Q: Are you a cousin of Cousin It? A: We call him Gomez for short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We call him Gomez for short. Q: Why did you say you called your Little Basil, Lurch, only when he's excited? DO you call him something else when flacid? A: It sure motivated me to stick to the task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It sure motivated me to stick to the task. Q: So you recommend giving machine-guns to call center supervisors then? A: Heavy armaments cover a multitude of weaknesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you recommend giving machine-guns to call center supervisors then? A: Heavy armaments cover a multitude of weaknesses. Q: So you spent your budget on AC130 Spectres instead of razor wire? A: All of that is true, but I have a nuke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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