Rage Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I have started using Paint Shop Pro, all I have to say is HOORAH FOR THE BURN TOOL! This Scanner has changed my life. And made me sexier to boot. Rage: New and improved! Feel his muscles, touch his scrotum, lick his nasal cavities! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Dear Fbi. I hate George W Bush, and would like to see him lose the elections by any means. Thankyou J. Kerry --- --- Dear CIA Hey guys, my dad said use are good at killing doodz, pop a cap in that other guy's ass. You know, he is that guy with the face - G.Bush (not the one you worked with, the other one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Dear FBI. Excuse me sir, would you mind taki.. Oh damn. No one will ever actually pay attention to me. If you could take it in your hearts to think about maybe killing both guys then possibly I could have a chance? R. Nader (I have good ideas. Really I do.) --- --- Dear CIA, Please stop firing pot shots at me. I understand that in all the movies people with names like mine are evil, but this is REAL LIFE! Leave me and my Nuclear stockpile alone. - Micheal Badnarik (I'm not evil) --- --- Dear FBI -I invented democracy, please pay me my royalties or atleast give my country medical help and food. -Kim Jong Il p.s George says he want's that guy with the face dead, you know the one, he's that guy. You know. Yay high, hates america, drove somesort of fast boat or something. You know... The other guy whose trying to get the people to bet on the other team trying to be president. You know it's way easier just to have your dad as the old president and you just replace him. Like me and George. -- -- Dear Sir or Madam I do not and cannot love you. Please enjoy this free flight. Of stairs. Enjoy your trip. -Push. Bot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Well, the election is almost here. I just embarked on a new career path, the wife is looking to get into Pharmacy school and we want to buy a house this year....it's a scary time...and here's a cool song by a cool guy to sum up my feelings... All that's yet to come. Glen Burtnik I can see the mountains I've had to climb and where I've started from But I can't help wonderin' what I'll find in all that's yet to come Cos the sun comes up and the days go past no matter where I run But I still can't see hwo the die is cast in all that's yet to come And I've studied poets and followed dreams making a way down the road but the trail stretches out to eternity and there's not tellin' where it will go So I pray eachd day for my daily bread so many miles from home and then try to prophecy what comes next as if I'll ever know But if I could see what was up ahead before my time is done would I have the wisdom to wait instead through all that's yet to come And I've gotten high and I've laid down low looking for holes in the wall but it reaches out further than I can go and maybe to norwhere at all And so if a wish ever came my way - if I was granted one yeah well maybe I'd just throw that wish away into all that's yet to come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSword Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings CDs in the changer for Halloween: Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack Alan Parson's Projects: Tales of Mystery and Suspense Tangerine Dream: Goblin's Club End of Days Soundtrack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Not really a random musing, well, not mine, but darn it, we need more humor and good times on this board and I figure certain baseball fans will appreciate this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings It's finally over. My tenure at Howl-o-Scream has reached completion. It ended on a good note, and I look forward to the day when I look back on it with fond memories. For the foreseeable future, however, I want nothing more than to forget it ever happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings After exhausting research into the Compliment thread, I've discovered I've given out 12 compliments there so far and my wife gave out one. Simple math allows me to deduce that I should have therefore received 12 compliments and my wife one compliments. HOWEVER, somehow I've only received 7 compliments and my wife has received 6 compliments. :straight: :straight: :straight: :straight: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I cannot remember the last morning I laughed so much at the NGD board content. Maybe it's just the pre-election giddy-ness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I need a device that stops time for a few days. That would be so nice. Because I need a vacation from my entire life right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magmarock Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I can't think of anything more sad or pathetic than somebody starting a thread and then posting 100+ times without a single reply by anyone else. Nope, I certainly can't. Mags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawksmoor Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings There are few things in life better than holding your sleeping child in your arms. Hawksmoor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawksmoor Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Eleanor Holmes Norton is not just a US Government Official she is the Washington DC Representative to the House of Representatives. And she can't vote!!!! Hawksmoor -Power to the People!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The impressionists and gag writers have been having a field day skewering the American election. For example Bush saying he is 'a merkin' or proud to be a merkin. Merkins are pubic wigs. Adverts from the Republican party saying that Kerry is scary and that the two words rhyme, that he looks like a vampire and he could use his chin to spear children it's that sharp. As a result vote Bush. Another ad saying that Kerry is not putting aside money to take on another great threat to America, the monsters in the closet. Bush will do this. Kerry doing Apocalypse Now in a quest to get Clinton to back him. Finds him in the heart of darkness. A Waterstone's bookstore in London. Hillary and Bill spooking Misery. The sledgehammer scene. Hillary complains that if Bill has gone out supporting Kerry then she won't be President in 4 years time. Bill begs her not to break his legs. She doesn't. but guess where the hammer ends up ? Florida sherrifs being asked how they intend to help people vote. Well they'll wear white uniforms. And they'll carry the symbol of the vote, you know a cross. So they'll set fire to the crosses to light the way to the voting station. Also the BBC presenters going on about their stay in America and the expenses and food they'll be able to have. Finally Michael Moore sets out after his most elusive prey yet. Michael Moore. That was funny. Michael got frustrated because he could not get to speak to Michael Moore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings And so it begins. I work with the retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I much prefer the sentence game when the sentences are smaller - a short sentence can have its entire meaning more easily changed with the adding, removal or changing of a single word than one which is 20 words long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings A post I made in the Q & A thread reminded me of a good friend of mine (I have actually posted his portrait in the NGD Art thread), who . . . Well, he's not clumsy, per se, but he has at least 2d6 Unluck . . . He told me once of an incident he had in school, when they had Dance in the PhysEd class. He was late, and as a result he got teamed up with a not too popular girl left over (this was in what corresponds to US High School; tough nuggins, socially speaking . . .) The music came on, and the dance in question was a jitterbug. My pal started doing his stuff, showing off his skillz, twirling the girl all round the flor. He did a number that pirouetted her in a circle round him, but . . . When she passed behind his back, he was too slow taking a step forward, and she tripped in full twirl over his calves - straight into the wall, five feet away, head first. Tweety bird time. This guy is the only one I know of that's got a Black Belt in Bug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings This morning I had what everyone thought was a heart attack. At the hospital, they confirmed that it wasn't... I apparently had an anxiety-related muscle spasm that shut my breathing down to a trickle and caused my chest to feel like an elephant was sitting on it. I now how five holes in my arm, and feel wrung out. As a secondary finding, it just so happens that I am diabetic, and I never knew. This contributed to the problem in some interesting ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Political campaigners should not be allowed within four miles of a polling place. But I'd settle for a mile. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings My son: Daddy, I want some candy. Me: Well, I want a goldfish that farts fire, and I'm not gonna get that either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Well, this job sounded like a good one to try for. matched a lot of my skills. let's see if I get a reply... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings yay. Jenn's spaghetti sauce recipe works after vegetarian conversion! Now to digitize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Darn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetle Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Magic number!! Funny, I don't feel any different... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Nothing really erodes one's sense of self-worth than having someone invite you over to visit, and then when you get there, they've gone out to do something else. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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