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Article titles from the new issue of the Astrophysical Journal:

 

"Tidal Disruption of Stellar Objects by Hard Supermassive Black Hole Binaries"

 

"Our Peculiar Motion Away from the Local Void"

 

"Debris Disks around Nearby Stars with Circumstellar Gas"

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"We can provide you with any information regarding the sale of your shares' date=' but not for the cost basis of your shares. It's up to you to convince the IRS not to tax 100% of those proceeds as capital gains. Have a nice day."[/quote']

 

 

who do you invest with? my husband comes home complaining this time of year about having to do that for customers....

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The mole taken off Josh's shoulder was pre-cancerous. They got all of it, so at least he doesn't have to endure any more cutting. But there are more suspicious-looking moles that'll need to be carved out, now that he's shown a propensity for pre-cancerous moles. One of them is on his belly.

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Of course' date=' I would find a con event whose core concept is "The Three Stooges Get Super-powers" attractive for a slaptick one-shot[/quote']

Sometimes one is confronted with irrefutable evidence of one's own mental illnesses. :o

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