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[Tjack]

49 minutes ago, HeroGM said:

For tomorrow:

 

"God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

      “They hit the ground like sacks of wet cement!”

 

   That line kills me every time.   Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

[Greywind]

I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the stay-'n'-gloat that gets me every time.

[Greywind]

Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.

[Michael Hopcroft]

"The sun's gonna burn out one day. Enjoy this while you can."

[Greywind]

No. We have to stay here. And there's a simple reason why. Ask ten different scientists about the environment, population control, genetics, and you'll get ten different answers, but there's one thing every scientist on the planet agrees on. Whether it happens in a hundred years or a thousand years or a million years, eventually our Sun will grow cold and go out. When that happens, it won't just take us. It'll take Marilyn Monroe, and Lao-Tzu, and Einstein, and Morobuto, and Buddy Holly, and Aristophanes, and - all of this - all of this - was for nothing. Unless we go to the stars.

[Greywind]

Do you want a tombstone that reads 'he lived for centuries', or one that says 'for centuries, he was alive'?

[Michael Hopcroft]

"Ace! Give me some of that Nitro-Nine you're not carrying!"

 

"The Daleks will become all--"

"POWERFUL! CRUSH THE LESSER RACES! CONQUER THE GALAXY! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! Etcetera, etcetera!"

 

"I don't trust him to watch the Professor's back. That's my job."

[Greywind]

So two new avengers take their place on the front line. They will face evil with a song of battle in their hearts. Destiny's got her hand way, way up in their puppets. It's an unpleasant tingling. The deepest of wedgies. And its only reward is... drama!

[JmOz]

 

"He is behind me, you are in front of me.  If you value your lives, be somewhere else"

[Michael Hopcroft]

"There's coffee in that nebula."

[Greywind]

Holy hell woman, you're evil incarnate! Start acting like it.

[Pariah]

"Survive. That is how you honor them. Teach others what you know. That is how you avenge them."

[Pariah]

"I don't feel pressure. Pressure feels me."

[Greywind]

And when exactly did your sister get unbelievably scary?

[Greywind]

It's like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue.

[HeroGM]

If it's the apocalypse, beep me.

 

If it's the apocalypse it must be Tuesday. 

 

Hanging around  with you I need to find out the plural of apocalypse.

 

 

[Pariah]

"No goodbyes, just good memories. Hailing frequencies closed, sir." 

[HeroGM]

"hello, I'm the Doctor... run."

[Greywind]

Good. We all feel each other. Including some of us who don't know each other well enough to take such liberties, thank you. Um, I assume there is a perfectly reasonable and not at all insane explanation, yes?

[Greywind]

Now wait a minute, you think I'm evil if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them?

[Pariah]

"Every day, here and at home, we are warned about the enemy. But who is the enemy? Is it the alien? Well, we are all alien to one another. Is it the one who believes differently than we do? No, oh no, my friends. The enemy is fear. The enemy is ignorance. The enemy is the one who tells you that you must hate that which is different. Because, in the end, that hate will turn on you. And that same hate will destroy you."

[Starlord]

People say I'm the best boss. They go, 'God, we've never worked in a place like this. You're hilarious, and you get the best out of us.' [lifts up 'World's Best Boss' coffee mug] Um, I think that pretty much sums it up.

[Armory]

"There was a button.  I pushed it."

"That really is how you go through life, isn't it?"

[Pariah]

"No risk it, no biscuit, Jim!"

[Greywind]

My ring finger is clean. I remain un-betrothed, my bachelorhood intact. A solitary figure seemingly sentenced to singleness.