Michael Hopcroft Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 '"A fool knows everything and nothing." "Power became my lover." "Was she pretty?" "Pretty familiar." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 "This is a reminder to smokers, this is a no smoking flight, and this is a reminder to vapers, you don't look as cool as you think you do." tkdguy and Tjack 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 Apparently large vehicles aren't considered weapons. It's good to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 "Hello, I'm your doctor. And this is Lars Ulrich, the greatest metal drummer of all time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 "Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, A singular development of cat communications That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 "To make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 5 hours ago, Ragitsu said: "Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, A singular development of cat communications That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend." for those of us trying to read this on a white background Pariah and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Same thing happened to Lot's wife. Iodize the poor sucker, and your kitchen's stocked for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Of all the ways to die, I never thought I'd be goin' out like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 I'm sitting like this so you'll look at my breasts. I just bought them. I need a lot of attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Well, if the old man's Kermit, whose hand's up his ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 "Did you see the sun rise this morning?" wcw43921 and Tjack 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 "Yes, Thomas. I did. Why?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 "Holy s***! There are four arrows more dangerous than that one?!" Hermit, HeroGM and Tjack 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 "You seem to find no tranquility in anything. You struggle against the inevitable. You...thrive on conflict. You are selfish, yet you value loyalty. You are rash, quick to judge, slow to change. It's amazing you survived." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 "Do you like music, Captain?" "Sure." "Think of us as an orchestra. You're first chair violin, with the showy, challenging solos. I'm the drum section, setting the pace, providing backbone. She's the conductor. When she signals us, we play. It's not our job to know if the cellist is drunk, or the woodwinds and brass are at war. We each have our part, and we must all trust that she knows the symphony." "That's a lot of analogy." "Well, they pay me by the letter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 "Ugh. She's hideous. Why is her forehead so smooth?" "You're no summer peach either, Tellarite." "Hahahaha! Jankom Pog likes her!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 "What exactly am I looking at?" "Your course has led us into a binary system where the gravitational pull of an orbiting white dwarf is in the final moments of tearing apart a red giant." "A dying star. What a rare and exciting way to meet our doom!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted December 9, 2021 Report Share Posted December 9, 2021 No wonder I couldn't recognize those quotes: they're from the new series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 9, 2021 Report Share Posted December 9, 2021 "You ready?" "I'm begging you. Kill me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroGM Posted December 9, 2021 Report Share Posted December 9, 2021 Kermit?? Topanga... We're even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 18, 2021 Report Share Posted December 18, 2021 Hey look. I know you have morals and scruples and that's fine, sort of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 20, 2021 Report Share Posted December 20, 2021 But this is so awkward... I love awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 "Stop making me like you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Pariah said: "Stop making me like you!" We should say this to the government (take your pick, they all do it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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