Enforcer84

Re: "Neat" Pictures
 
Allright Lightray! I start out with a Griffon.
 
 
A BABY GRIFFON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Try this.
 
Example: I vunted tu teke-a pert in zee imeetete-a unuzeer puster threed boot hoo du yuoo vreete-a doon vhet zee Svedeesh cheff frum zee Mooppet Shoo seys ? Bork Bork Bork!

Re: The cranky thread
 
Yeah, take care Walkur. We'll keep the flame wars burning for you

Re: Enforcer's new Campaign!
 
For an IT guy who works from home maybe he wrote and maintains a specialized internal software package for a large dispersed company. He might be on call for support for the software, but otherwise left alone to work on bugs and upgrades.
 
Maybe he'd have to take the odd call while on an adventure. He could use a cell phone and a headset. I could just see it now:
 
Hero: "Inter-Data tech support, Mike speaking. How can I help you?"
Villain: "What? Blast your cursed swing-line, I'll soon be free of it!"
Hero: "Have you tried closing the application and restarting it?"
Villain: "Ugh! You dare lay hands on Invictor?! I will teach you the meaning of pain!"
Hero: "ARRGH!" "Did you see any error messages pop up before it crashed?"
Villain: "NOO! You've crushed my Omni-Staff! DIE WORM! Hey, who are you talking to?"
Hero: "It sounds like you'll have to do a reboot." "Unghf!" "Let's try that and see if it loads the database again."
Villain: "Are you on the phone?! You DARE take a call while fighting INVICTOR?!"
Hero: "Whuf!" "Okay, it looks like the database connection is back, go to your file menu and see if it saved your last changes."
Villain: "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

Re: Superhero Images
 

Like this?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 
Hardcore bestiality featuring She-Hulk and Kermit the Frog.
 
NT: Henceforth, "____________" shall be my battle cry!

Re: "Neat" Pictures
 
Deviant Art has been good to me today...
 
 
 

 
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/215/b/7/Rainbow_Knight_02__MARGO_by_Michelle84.jpg

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Then the internet isn't the place for you!

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
CBR had this posted image by someone.
I had to stea...err, spread it among the masses.

Re: The cranky thread
 

Wife: "Honey, what is this one?"
GA: "NO!!! DON'T GO THERE!!!!"
Wife:*Pale, shaking*"Who or what is Mightybec?"
GA:"This was not a good Idea...."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 

 
A loco moron!

Re: Superhero Images
 

 
My brother just taught me how to compress the images. so here goes(fingers now crossed)...
 
[ATTACH]19190[/ATTACH] This is Red Falcon. A member of the GDI's Sapphire Squad. He has a KGB past and questionable motives for joining the GDI. Simply put, watch your back when he is nearby.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

 
Hmm. I don't expect to live long enough (or hang around long enough, or post enough catgirl pix) to get to that state.
 
I'm also geek enough to think that rep power should be a monotonic but nonlinear function of rep received, but I almost expect negative rep to be reimplemented merely for making such a suggestion.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
Ripped off from someone funnier, but I got to use it in a game:
 
Dexer(Me): There are thralls coming from the beach.
Captain Thorpe: How many?
Dexer: *pause**looks around*I-I was told there wouldn't be any math involved....

Re: Superhero Images
 
Mighty Man 2
Drawn by Enforcer84
Colorized by Christopher Mullins

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Nobody is giving me any rep! That's it I'm off! I've had it with the lot of ya. Don't bother locking the door cause I won't be back!
 
 
Well until Oct 8/9th. Tomorrow I start my holidays for one week. I most likely won't get on the HGDB to view the threads unless I stop at a Net cafe at night. So this will probably be the last time I see most of you for a week.
 
take care and be a hero!
 
The one, the only. The BAZZA!

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread
 
Today is my birthday. I am listening to an old Ace Frehley song on my computer and it reminds me of a happy thing.
I have laughably "bad" taste in music. Believe me.
When I turned 19 I had been to exactly zero concerts in my life time. I set out to change that. I saw Quiet Riot, Joe Satriani, Chicago, and Styx in the next year and a half. Around then I decided I wanted to see my favorite artists in concert before I shuffled off this mortal coil and they were (at that time) Styx (check), Ace Frehley, and Billy Squier. (Yeah, I know, bad taste in music, so what?) So, the following year, Ace did a show in Eugene, OR (more specifically neighboring Springfield) and I got to go. I even got a guitar pick thrown to me. It was cool. I saw Quiet Riot a second time. Then I saw Styx and Kansas in Portland. I saw Styx (my favorite band) again a few years later with a different line up. However, Billy Squier had pretty much fallen our of the picture. He'd released maybe five albums since his In the Dark salad days and I'd never even seen news of a tour. Then, in 2000, he toured with Styx and Bad Company for the 20th anniversary of In the Dark. The wife bought tickets for the two of us and my best friend who, at that time, was living in Seattle. The show was at the Gorge in George, Washington. It was...FRICKIN' STUPENDOUS! I screamed, I sang, I danced, I got a contact high from all the weed being smoked. It was by far the coolest venue for a concert ever and there were people everywhere! I bought three tee shirts, CD's ...and completed my list. I still rank it up there as the single coolest gift I have ever recieved from anyone.
It deserves to be here. Happy Happy.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?
 
"American Band"
 
Grand Funk Railroad

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
My wolf kicks more butt than my druid does.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
Anyone notice that this thread is beating the "other" thread in terms of replies and activity?
 
MUM's the word alright.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?
 
Baby's on fire, Brian Eno

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?
 
Fields of the Brave
 
Styx
 
(IMO as a huge Styx fan, one of the coolest songs on one of the top three Styx Albums of all time)

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Oh!
 
And, did I mention I'm in a rep draught!
 
Am I less funny? Does my witticsm lack luster due to growing worn?
 
Maybe I should be at the cranky thread...

Re: Superhero Images
 
This is Mighty Man. or that's what I call him. He's the guy lifting all the weight on pg 21 of the V&V book.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?
 
Children of the Sun Billy Thorpe