Florida Man, Florida Man,
Does Whatever A Florida Can,
Is He Crazed? Without A Doubt!
Everywhere He Goes They Shout
"Look Out! Here Comes Florida Man!"
Is He Stoned? Is He Smashed?
Does He Take His Potatoes Mashed?
No One Knows, No One Cares,
But Everywhere He Goes They're Scared,
They're Scared, Scared Of Florida Man!
He Has No Fear, And He Has No Shame,
And Whatever Is Wrong, He Always Gets The Blame!
Florida Man, Florida Man,
Florida's Very Own Florida Man,
Sanity, He's Ignored,
Chaos Is His Reward,
To Him, Life Is A Great Big Party,
He Really Likes To Party,
I Can't Stop Saying Party,
Wherever There's A Party,
You'll Find Florida Man!
(Set to the tune of. . .well, if you don't know by now--)