Cancer Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 I think the approved reply line is Vade retro satana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 I always thought it was, "No you are!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 I know you are, but what am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 What. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 What? What ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Better'n they do here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Is death just a fact of life, or is life just a fact of death? "Life is real! Life is earnest! and the grave is not its goal"- Longfellow Boy had a way with a lyric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 If it were not for death, how would you know life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Life after death is what some hope for, personally I want a life before death Burrito Boy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna fly high... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 No, you are going to learn how to fly. Then you will get to heaven and newborns will remember your name Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 First, can someone please explain to me why people will drive into a parking lot that is mostly empty and still park in the middle of the driving lane? There is quite literally a parking space 10 feet away, but you can't be bothered to get the f##k out of the way to make your damn phone call?? Once is simply rude, but this is now a regular occurrence here. Is it a Gainesville thing? I've never seen this so often in my life. Gotta be Florida. Fire on him. Ideally, put a round through their phone, and a few others through the rest of the passenger compartment. That should be adequate to convey the antisocial impact of their actions. If it doesn't work, escalate to antivehicle weapons. 105mm HEAT should work. Logan D. Hurricanes and aylwin13 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 FWIW, I haven't seen that behavior up here yet. Outside of the place where you see all that and worse, which is when the drivers are soccer moms in giant SUVs picking up gangs of kids on the 1.5-lane-wide side streets around schools and playfields at the end of school/practice/etc. in upscale neighborhoods. A greater sense of overriding entitlement is not seen anywhere. Not in Congress, not anywhere. Well, possibly in Vladimir Putin's office (but I'm not gonna argue with the guy who can get the polonium-210 to poison annoying journalists), and probably around the Norks' Kim dynasty (and they are in such a reality-free zone that I think it will take nothing less than the purifying fire of deuterium fusion at ten-meter distance to solve the problem). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 I've often fantasized about mounting a bulldozer blade on the front of a large pickup for such instances. Sadly, I can't afford a bulldozer blade. Or a pickup. In fact I can't even afford needed repairs to my current vehicle. So a fantasy it shall remain, for the foreseeable future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 It's not even 11 yet, and I'm ready to kill. First, can someone please explain to me why people will drive into a parking lot that is mostly empty and still park in the middle of the driving lane? There is quite literally a parking space 10 feet away, but you can't be bothered to get the f##k out of the way to make your damn phone call?? Once is simply rude, but this is now a regular occurrence here. Is it a Gainesville thing? I've never seen this so often in my life. Gotta be Florida. Then, I get to my desk and discover that hours of work is missing. ^$%# me. It can only be my fault, but that doesn't help. This is gonna be a long day. Then I find out--completely unrelated--that It Follows, one of the worst movies I've ever seen, is getting nearly universal praise as the next thing in horror, and I know I've lost my mind. This is clearly the darkest timeline. Thanks Trump. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Gnat attack! Man overboard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 I'll be in the March for Science here in Seattle in few hours. If the forces of ignorance, avarice, and intolerance descend and strike me down, avenge me. RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 I'll be in the March for Science here in Seattle in few hours.If the forces of ignorance, avarice, and intolerance descend and strike me down, avenge me. Of course if I can figure out what you mean by all that nonsense and it won't cost me anything to go avenge your bookworm hippie left coast ass! Got two friends going to Knoxville for a smaller protest today Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 What's the crime called when you kill your own mother because she's a crazy person? Matriloonycide. aylwin13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 I wish I had some artistic ability, so I could draw all the weird architecture that pops up in my dreams. I've wished the very same thing. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 I've wished the very same thing. You've wished that tkdguy could draw his dreamy architecture? What kindness! tkdguy and Burrito Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 What's the crime called when you kill your own mother because she's a crazy person? Matriloonycide. See also the Registry of Psychopathology, under "Bates". Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 The other day I got a new phone. In the store, I noticed the patterns on the walls and panels and got ideas about making terrain for wargaming. Is that wrong? If that's wrong, I don't want to be right. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 I concur. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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