Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 11 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Typical line items on Trump's itinerary. The nearest Psychiatric Ward (I wish...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 31 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Typical line items on Trump's itinerary. WINNING! SO MUCH WINNING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 41 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Typical line items on Trump's itinerary. "Inane tweeting, 11:40 am to 11:30 am" (hey, I gave him a 10-minute bathroom break) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: "Inane tweeting, 11:40 am to 11:30 am" (hey, I gave him a 10-minute bathroom break) Like's he's not tweeting in the bathroom, too. (Oh, and that's three.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 NT: The president (for life?) of the fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan has decided to emulate Trump's tweeting. What are his first three Tweets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 28 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: The president (for life?) of the fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan has decided to emulate Trump's tweeting. What are his first three Tweets? Hello, my fellow citizens of the Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan! It is I, your beloved Leader and President for Life! It is my greates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 54 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: The president (for life?) of the fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan has decided to emulate Trump's tweeting. What are his first three Tweets? I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU CRAZY I AM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 (personal visit, no cameras) Old role model visit: sixth circle EDIT: doh, too slow on the draw. Security Forces are en route to root out hereditary enemies of Gatchistan! Have no fear! Grr, is that three again? NT: Thoroughly inappropriate featurings of a pumpkin spice flavor. Difficulty: try to avoid an X-rating on the mental picture you're calling up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 Pumpkin spice Thanksgiving turkey stuffing. With oysters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Thoroughly inappropriate featurings of a pumpkin spice flavor. Difficulty: try to avoid an X-rating on the mental picture you're calling up. Pumpkin Spice Cap'n Crunch with Coffee Mug-shaped Marshmallows. To get the complete experience, pour Cold Brew over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 "These are some pretty good tires. And since it's fall, they're pumpkin-spice flavored. Just in case you feel the need to lick your car's tires." NT: Other (perhaps ill-advised) flavors for other seasons / holidays (e.g. candy-cane flavored donuts and muffins for the Christmas season). Bonus points if you match the seasonal flavor to an inappropriate product. Michael Hopcroft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said: "These are some pretty good tires. And since it's fall, they're pumpkin-spice flavored. Just in case you feel the need to lick your car's tires." NT: Other (perhaps ill-advised) flavors for other seasons / holidays (e.g. candy-cane flavored donuts and muffins for the Christmas season). Bonus points if you match the seasonal flavor to an inappropriate product. For those who have not outgrown trick-or-treating: Chocolate Insulin Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 7:00 AM, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Other (perhaps ill-advised) flavors for other seasons / holidays (e.g. candy-cane flavored donuts and muffins for the Christmas season). Bonus points if you match the seasonal flavor to an inappropriate product. Deep-fried pumpkin, sweet potato, and turkey pie for Thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 7:00 AM, BoloOfEarth said: "NT: Other (perhaps ill-advised) flavors for other seasons / holidays (e.g. candy-cane flavored donuts and muffins for the Christmas season). Bonus points if you match the seasonal flavor to an inappropriate product. Everyone needs some Soylent Green cake and frosting for their birthday! Who will it be now? NT: Subtle signs you are about to regret your vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 50 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you are about to regret your vote. It's 2016 2020 2024 2028... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Everyone needs some Soylent Green cake and frosting for their birthday! Who will it be now? NT: Subtle signs you are about to regret your vote. One of the ballet proposals is to declare war - upon ourselves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you are about to regret your vote. Despite intense popular sentiment, "None of the above" is not on the ballot. NT: Experiments that Cancer should (or, perhaps, most definitely should not) include in his on-line electromagnetism lab course next quarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 24 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Experiments that Cancer should (or, perhaps, most definitely should not) include in his on-line electromagnetism lab course next quarter. Design a nonlethal directed-energy weapon. Test it on a local athlete, celebrity, or political figure. Document your results and submit as though for publication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 13 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Experiments that Cancer should (or, perhaps, most definitely should not) include in his on-line electromagnetism lab course next quarter. Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. Pariah and Cancer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 On 10/11/2020 at 8:32 PM, Cancer said: Despite intense popular sentiment, "None of the above" is not on the ballot. NT: Experiments that Cancer should (or, perhaps, most definitely should not) include in his on-line electromagnetism lab course next quarter. Electro-stasis upon negative ionism.. NT: Creatures that would make for interesting superpowers (more extreme the better). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 8 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Creatures that would make for interesting superpowers (more extreme the better). Tardigrades. GIANT tardigrades. Giant tardigrades with FRICKIN' LASER BEAMS COMING OUT OF THEIR HEADS. Laser-armed giant tardigrades WITH PSIONIC SENSES. Psionic laser-armed giant tardigrades with ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 "I was bitten by a radioactive coronavirus bug and now I have to wear a mask 24/7. My superpower? Making people act like frickin' idiots and morons, especially people in power." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 21 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Creatures that would make for interesting superpowers (more extreme the better). If the travails of Doofenschmirtz Evil Inc. are worth anything, duck-billed platypi. NT: Way to take over the Tri-State Area that, like those of Dr. Doofenschmirtz, will fail before they begin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Way to take over the Tri-State Area that, like those of Dr. Doofenschmirtz, will fail before they begin. Partnering with Foxbat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 18 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Way to take over the Tri-State Area that, like those of Dr. Doofenschmirtz, will fail before they begin. Merge two of the states so it becomes the "Bi-State Area" -- and then buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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