Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Gadzooks ! Hermit is King of America ! What things will he now do ? "Extra! Extra! Fishnet stockings made the official uniform of women everywhere! read all about it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Extra! Extra! Fishnet stockings made the official uniform of women everywhere! read all about it!" Personal note..."It's good to be the king" NT: Gadzooks ! Hermit is King of America ! What things will he now do ? Joe Quesada shot for treason due to his treatment of Captain America in Civil War and other comics. NT: All tyrannies must end, how is King Hermit deposed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: All tyrannies must end' date=' how is King Hermit deposed?[/quote'] A raging mob of torch-wielding citizens marches up to the Palace and asks politely for him to step down. He, being a sensible fellow, does so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: All tyrannies must end' date=' how is King Hermit deposed?[/quote'] He is taken hostage in a daring raid by ninja lagomorphs from the People's Rip-Off Republic of New Bunnehstan, and held offshore for ransom. Negotiations are held, though the captors are bemused that they are offered money to keep him, which they do in a quiet beachside setting somewhere in the tropical Pacific. First Bunneh keeps the hostage king, finally finding an adequate cribbage opponent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Once he has the fishnets and Joe Q dead he's content. He holds and election and doesn't put his name on the ballot. Taking a small percentage of his royal treasury, he retires to an island with the lovely ladies he cloned and spends the rest of his life in quiet lust filled tranquillity. And occasional World of Warcraft sessions. NT: Who does America Elect after King Hermit the First? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who does America Elect after King Hermit the First? Find out this fall on American Political Idol, airing Tuesday nights at 9, 8 Central. Only on Fox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who does America Elect after King Hermit the First? Emperor Bunneh the First (though you'd hardly call it an election). It's a classic literary trope. First you have the good king, and then the eeeeeeeeevil one. But hey, at least we'll all get free pr0n... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who does America Elect after King Hermit the First? For our sake, Barack Obama. NT: Ways you will celebrate if your political candidate wins the election this fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat King Enforcer84. With his bank experience he can also be the Royal Treasurer. NT: YOU are the Grand Prize Winner of a Dream Date with Wonder Woman. Where do you take her ? ( difficulty: It can't be straight to bed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat For our sake, Barack Obama. NT: Ways you will celebrate if your political candidate wins the election this fall. Apparently by winning a date with Wonder Woman. King Enforcer84. With his bank experience he can also be the Royal Treasurer. NT: YOU are the Grand Prize Winner of a Dream Date with Wonder Woman. Where do you take her ? ( difficulty: It can't be straight to bed) Right there on the floor RAWR! (and then to a nice Mediterranean restaurant and a nice show) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways you will celebrate if your political candidate wins the election this fall. lots and lots of booze NT: YOU are the Grand Prize Winner of a Dream Date with Wonder Woman. Where do you take her ? ( difficulty: It can't be straight to bed) Nude beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways you will celebrate if your political candidate wins the election this fall. Pray that, now that he's won, he'll actually pull off some of the stuff he promised. NT: YOU are the Grand Prize Winner of a Dream Date with Wonder Woman. Where do you take her ? ( difficulty: It can't be straight to bed) Somewhere my wife won't be, that's for sure! NT: Worst rejected suggestion to fix the US financial crisis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pray that, now that he's won, he'll actually pull off some of the stuff he promised. Somewhere my wife won't be, that's for sure! NT: Worst rejected suggestion to fix the US financial crisis. CEOs of bailed out companies must sell sexual favors to Congressmen in order to pay back the debt incurred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst rejected suggestion to fix the US financial crisis. "Give away $700,000,000,000. Without any oversight." Seriously. I can't think of a worse thing than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst rejected suggestion to fix the US financial crisis. Two words: Offshore banking! :eek: NT: Best, but unfortunately rejected, suggestion to fix the whole megilla. (difficulty: cannot involve harm to, or the death of, ANYBODY). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best' date=' but unfortunately rejected, suggestion to fix the whole megilla. (difficulty: cannot involve harm to, or the death of, ANYBODY).[/quote'] Garnish 95% of the earnings of every last bank executive, accountant, and government overseer who should have been preventing the whole thing from happening in the first place, until it's all paid back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Invest in Hero Games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best' date=' but unfortunately rejected, suggestion to fix the whole megilla. (difficulty: cannot involve harm to, or the death of, ANYBODY).[/quote'] Put the whole megilla into my oh-so-capable hands. While we're at it, I should also be personally responsible for the happiness of Jessica Alba, Rebecca Romijn, and Salma Hayek. NT: What you would do to fix the financial crisis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Put the whole megilla into my oh-so-capable hands. While we're at it, I should also be personally responsible for the happiness of Jessica Alba, Rebecca Romijn, and Salma Hayek. NT: What you would do to fix the financial crisis. shoot everyone in Congress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you would do to fix the financial crisis. It somehow involves duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you would do to fix the financial crisis. A 700 Billion dollar bail out for Psybolt... No? How about a 350 billion bail out? No? Come on. How about 100 billion? NT: Ways Sarah Palin can avoid looking badly in her debate with Joe Biden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways Sarah Palin can avoid looking badly in her debate with Joe Biden Call in sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Free moose steaks for everyone in the audience! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A 700 Billion dollar bail out for Psybolt... No? How about a 350 billion bail out? No? Come on. How about 100 billion? NT: Ways Sarah Palin can avoid looking badly in her debate with Joe Biden Send in Tina Fey to be her body-double during the debate. NT: The evil thoughts that percolate in the brain of your goldfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The evil thoughts that percolate in the brain of your goldfish. Three words: Destroy All Toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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