Michael Hopcroft Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The Two-Hundred-and-Forty-Seventh Style of Stupid Lemur Kung-Fu!" BT: Signs that you have been mistaken for Humphrey Bogart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat BT: Signs that you have been mistaken for Humphrey Bogart. "Stand still while I colorize you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat BT: Signs that you have been mistaken for Humphrey Bogart. A small buggy eyed man with an odd way of speaking makes a point to tell you how he is not afraid of you.... though he's sweating when he says it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You constantly find yourself walking into the mist with a cop, while the girl you really like is taking off with some jerk from France. NT: One thing you wish you could do, that you can't do anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: One thing you wish you could do, that you can't do anymore. Nail those bi chicks from the bar. Stupid wedding vows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Don't worry. (fits after Oddhat's) NT: The -real- reason for your world conquest attempts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The -real- reason for your world conquest attempts Nothing on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I want a big house. (Having lived in apartments since leaving home at 23, 19 years ago) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The -real- reason for your world conquest attempts"The polygamy and riches are all just a rues... really I conquered the world for altruistic reasons. Free healthcare programs for everyone! Yeah, baby, yeah!" (Whoa: the Oddhat family just made me number three...) NT: Once you've conquered the world; made damn sure there was something good on TV; requesitioned myself a huge house; and provided free healthcare for the entire planet:... what would you do to celebrate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Once you've conquered the world; made damn sure there was something good on TV; requesitioned myself a huge house; and provided free healthcare for the entire planet:... what would you do to celebrate? "I'm declaring war on Disneyland!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Okay, Gather all the reality TV "geniuses" and publically electrocute them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Send all Big Corporation Brass,starting with drug companies, to the Palace of Corrective Detention. NT: HONESTLY NOW: If you could have ONE POWER ONLY, what would it be ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Immortality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Send all Big Corporation Brass,starting with drug companies, to the Palace of Corrective Detention. NT: HONESTLY NOW: If you could have ONE POWER ONLY, what would it be ? I didn't think we were supposed to be honest on these However... Mega scale Teleporation with floating locations and advantages galore to keep me from getting hurt. The fortune I'd save in gas alone.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Superhuman Strength and resiliance to go with the afore mentioned immortality NT: How did you get your superpowers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How did you get your superpowers? "Say, that looks good. where'd that pizza come from?" "Some new place called Three Eyed Pietro's. The sauce is really tasty -- and yes, they told me it's supposed to be green." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How did you get your superpowers? "How old is this cheese in here? It looks...OW! It bit me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Whaddaya mean, being green isn't NORMAL !!!!?????? NT: Signs you've been on the Board for too long at one sitting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you've been on the Board for too long at one sitting....You find yourself looking around at the faces at work and wondering why everyone else has such lame avatars, when you suddenly remember that people can see your actual appearance, and in fact you probably should have shaved and dressed before showing up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You no longer have any feelling in your @$$, or anywhere else below your waist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mightybec looks rational. NT: Signs that your parents are not nearly as moral and upright as you always believed them to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You see their segment on HBO's Real Sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You find their "secret playroom" behind their closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your parents are not nearly as moral and upright as you always believed them to be.They celebrate April 20th (4-20) every year, because it's Hitler's birthday, and they need an excuse to put on the old SS uniforms that don't fit, and get stoned rocking out to propaganda movies. NT: The one law I wish I was immune to is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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