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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

Transylvania Polygnostic plays Metropolis U in NCAA football.

 

 

NT: Things you DON'T want your NGD Secret Santa to send you...

 

Twelve Drummers Drumming,

Eleven Pipers Piping,

Ten Lords-a-Leaping,

Nine Ladies Dancing,

Eight Maids-a-Milking,

Seven Swans-a-Swimming,

Six Geese-a-Laying,

Five Golden Rings,

Four Calling Birds,

Three French Hens,

Two Turtle Doves,

And a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

 

{On second thought, I'd accept the 5 golden rings}

 

 

 

 

NT: The biggest hard-drive of all.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

"No, rebooting because there's one bad byte in a 7 trillion tetrabyte drive is NOT going to cause the Universe to implode, and -- wait, hang on a sec -- Ed, can you come over here? It's another tech support call from God. And you KNOW how much He hates being on hold. By the way, see if you can convince Him our receptionist would be very much happier were she not a zebra anymore."

 

NT: Signs that the guy who just built your new Personal Computer for you is out of his mind.

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