Guest Major Tom Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sounds like our team's kinda guy. No one has ever accused us of being the subtle sort. (Okay, well, Havoc is subtle...but I think it's a gender thing...) Lonewalker Just for the record, brute force is something of a "last resort" option for PS; given that he has an INT score of 15, he tries to use the least destructive approach possible in a fight. But when all else fails, then it's time for the Yuzzem Maneuver. Now, about Rocket Ranger and Mighty Huntress: now there's a "What Happens In Vegas" moment just waiting to happen. Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Major Tom Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Catgrrrrl! Purrrfect! But then again, I like cats, so I'm a tad biased (). Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sounds like our team's kinda guy. No one has ever accused us of being the subtle sort. (Okay, well, Havoc is subtle...but I think it's a gender thing...) Mighty Huntress is totally subtle! Witness her seduction attempt: MH (to Rocket Ranger): So... are you seeing anybody? RR (cautiously): Noooo... MH: Would you like to be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
薔薇語 Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... That's the plan. She was an alternate character idea I had' date=' but I decided I liked Patriot better. Important advice: Always keep a spare! [/quote'] This is something I take to heart. I always keep a spare body in the trunk. You never know when you might need one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sounds like our team's kinda guy. No one has ever accused us of being the subtle sort. BTW dude, you need to post some of the quotes from the Fearless Monster Hunters game. I know there were a bunch of good ones this week, but for the life of me I can't remember any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonewalker Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... BTW dude' date=' you need to post some of the quotes from the Fearless Monster Hunters game. I know there were a bunch of good ones this week, but for the life of me I can't remember any of them. [/quote'] Sheesh! Why can't you keep track of that stuff? What are YOU doing all that time...? Oh, GMing...right. Okay. Lonewalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakboy6117 Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... wow the Baltimore monument is really phallic. thats just crazy! well now i have a new location for a super hero fight(especially one where hero and villain have some sexual tension to work out.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... While playing COV tonight. One of my other teammates and I were comparing the combat approaches of different ATs. ME: "I'm playing a Brute. I can't even spell subtlety." (though at the time I misspelled it in chat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Last nights Defenders game was down a player, stressed out GM and the rest of us were actually pretty tired. But we were determined to have some fun . . . and we did. But it also meant that we weren't on game as far as really outstanding quotes. Inertia and Enigma are discussing something when it goes horribly wrong . . . Inertia: I taze her. *GM nearly Snarfs* (it was a normal Tazer, Enigma has enough def to be immune, it was mostly just cathartic) And later on, interrogating bad guys: Inertia *slap* *taze* Answer the D- question! Leo's HID comes with baggage (nanites with the previous nanite users pesonality imprinted on them) ... that takes over for a short period: Note To GM: Did Sirius have a CVK? GM: Moderate . . . Then he went nova, literally. It was a very short fight. Note to badguys: There is a very short list of people you really don't want to kidnap. The team's favorite PRIMUS agent is two of the people on that list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Christmas is the color of bloodied grass." --------------------------------------- Brian: (as his Dwarf attacks) "COWABUNGA!" Stacey: "I didn't know you were related to turtles." Me: "You kidding? All that armor, and those stubby little legs?" Stacey: "I see your point." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Note to badguys: There is a very short list of people you really don't want to kidnap. The team's favorite PRIMUS agent is two of the people on that list. Is TWO of the people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Is TWO of the people? It's one person... counted twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Vampire game - my character, a newly embraced Malkavian who isn't taking the transformation at all well, especially after he sank his fangs into a nightwatchman that had found him. Sank fangs into his face. Indeed, he's been obsessing about killing the poor guy, and is still twitching and trembling by the time the town Prince arrives to deal with the situation. Prince : "And what do YOU have to say for yourself?" My guilt-wracked loonie : *shrieks* "I'm sorry I bit your nose!!!!!" Other to-be-party-members stare, and one asks "What the hell is your problem?" *looks around the dozens of vampires and ghouls* "I see dead people" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Fantasy Hero... the party rescues 2 human women from the dungeon of a hobgoblin overlord. they had been kept in a harem room, dressed as whores, and kept drugged, and had been used in about every way imaginable. the paladin, while helping to clean them up and in a vain attempt to gather information from them, asks : So, how long've you been working the green mile ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... No City On The Edge yesterday - we got involved in Games Day 2008 instead. Evil plots afoot at the Shadowhaunt Mausoleum "You know, they could avoid all these problems by renaming it the Sunnygrove Glade Cemetery & Memorial Park." Attack by animated skeletons with rusty swords "Oh dear, look out everybody - tetanus!" "After we're done here, we go find Ray Harryhausen and beat him up" "Next time, we vandalise the evil statues first." "The statues are spiky - clearly evil. It's just like the hedgehogs" "What? " "Hedgehogs are spiky and therefore evil - evil, and therefore spiky. The logic is inescapable." "... You really are a total spanner, aren't you." "An evil elf? Well, he does associate with spiky statues...probably hedgehogs too." Real Life, during the intermission Wife brings the dilapidated state of the club building to the attention of the committee "Your wife just invited the guild officers into the women's toilet to see the crack " Comments about a painting of a particularly attractive Twi'lek cop. "I've been very very naughty officer, and need to be punished." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And in the Skeleton Crew comic, the editor's Iran-based ( "It makes it 'contemporary'. Trust me. It'll be cool" ) storyline continues. The Gunney OOC : "We've only just got Orca out of GM's discretion!" 3 OOC : "Sounds like a clothes store" 'GM's Discretion - Lingerie for Superheroines' The Specter : "You should have seen the time a Russian sniper accidentally shot me - now that was a big hole!" Vitus: "A sniper accidentally shot you?" The Spectre : "Well, I was wearing a German officer's uniform at the time. Long story." 3 : "Is that a harddrive in your armour or are you just pleased to see me?" The Gunney : It's MY brain, I'm used to flashes! Vitus : Going through menopause are you? The Gunney : "Do you realise you're not human?" The Specter : "This is not the time and place to -" Vitus : "Compliment you?" The Gunney : "Does anybody have a way to detect radiation?" Vitus : "I've seen 24 - it's a green mist in the air isn't it?" Emerging from the Invid Base to find ourselves surrounded by an elite Iranian tank unit. The Specter : "We compliment the Immortals on thwarting the alien invasion!" Vitus : mutters "Says the team with three obvious non-humans in it." The Specter OOC : "One of whom likes to go around naked" Vitus OOC : "That's going to go down real well." The Specter still manages to talk our way out. And we deliver the stolen satellite and some looted alien tech to the US military. General Eiling : "Is that radioactive?!" The Gunney, INT 40 : "Yes, I'm a complete moron" On 3's new hi-tech, magically altered, expertly tailored, suit ( the other members of the team put in a group effort ). It has a nametag - Jasmine. Vitus, seething at The Specter's audacity to give his former slave a name : "Surely that should say W-H-O-R-E." Clearly they want to give Vitus apoplexy, since they went on to organise a name day party for her. Mr E Magister : "I've yet to see a military organisation that can't throw a decent party with half-an-hour's notice" Even former team-member The Storm Lord took the opportunity to annoy Vitus and sent her unbelievably expensive perfume as a present. Mr E Magister : "I'm having a great time! 1 - It's a party! 2 - I get to wind up Vitus without actually insulting him! 3 - Nobody is trying to kill me for being a demon!" Felicity : "Since Vitus is sulking again - " Vitus : "'Sulking' isn't a thermonuclear enough word" Felicity : "I'd better get him into a suitably pliant mood. Vitus now has a large bottle of Scotch" Vitus : "Not for long" Sundog GM : "The flying aircraft carrier drops you all off in Nebraska" Mr E Magister : "The General's operating a superhero catch-and-release program." Vitus : "This is not going to be a good night for Kingdom City's criminal fraternity":mad: The Specter OOC : "I can picture them when word gets out - 'OK boys, we're packing it in for the evening'" Vitus OOC :"The streets are oddly deserted tonight..." We discover we've just left 12 planet-wrecking alien nukes in Iranian hands. And they're modular. 3 OOC : It's nuclear IKEA! Void teleports them back into Nebraska, under the noses of the Iranian & US military. The Gunney is disguising them as furniture until we can figure out what the hell to do with them NPC : "That's an unusual occasional table" The Gunney : "Yes. Very unusual." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... NPC : "That's an unusual occasional table" The Gunney : "Yes. Very unusual." And only occasionally a table... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And only occasionally a table... Ozy & Millie reference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... also, a singed dwarf to an animated statue he's attacking "By the blackened remains of my beard, you will be my quarry!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I also played the demo at games day. Our party accidentally aggroed both the statues and the skeletons at the same time. (we also couldn't buy a hit and the GM was not missing) We team wiped. When we finally got one of the Skeletons down to half hps. GM: Okay, you've Bloodied the skeleton. Wizard: (OOC) How can a skeleton be bloody? Cleric: (Me, OOC, at the time - DEAD) It's our blood. We ended up, killing the evil elf and the skeletons, before the statues killed us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I also played the demo at games day. Our party accidentally aggroed both the statues and the skeletons at the same time. (we also couldn't buy a hit and the GM was not missing) We team wiped. ouch. all of us survived, and dinged too. Figuring out a way to collapse the entire cave system with one dead hobgoblin and a length of rope helped. more quotes "There's three sets of footprints - two heavy, and one light" "Couldn't the third be a heavy guy holding a big bundle of helium balloons?" and "If we get there and find out the boys have both been eaten by a Gelatinous Cube, do we still get paid?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtelson Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Friday's Heracles' Children: The First Age game Pretty quiet on the easily explained quotes but we did have an OOC exchange that was pretty funny John, realizing that the two players sitting on one couch both had the same disadvantage (OOC): Oh my God, You're the Overconfidence Couch Matt or Phil (I can't recall): We're also the competent couch so it's OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Queeog: I only make cute dollies. Ghost Hunter: The spider that almost ripped off Iron Maiden's face was very cute. ********** Freon: There's something truly special about overkill delivered by a 2-foot tall plushy. [said after Queeog's Gojira doll decided to use his "Destroy Tokyo" attack (20d6 HA) on one of Istvatha V'Han's soldiers.] ********** Neutron (to Solar): Did you blow yourself up again? ********** Freon (about Queeog): She's quite the vicious little doll maker. [said after Queeog used her "Displaced Aggression" power to cause a large rock to explode, sending shrapnel into a squad of enemy soldiers.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherSkip Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... two saturdays ago in our street level Superheroes campaign. MR. 0: “...and if that doesnt work I can use my stretching to touch his wrist at his neck!” Caliph: “Yeah I.T.T. Doesn’t do medical school.” Caliph:”Wow, a cat without break fall, you suck as a GM.” Echo: “This is not the last time I will break the law in the pursuit of …” GM (me): “…Truth, Justice and the American way?” Caliph: “They had him play Operation to get his medical license.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ouch. all of us survived, and dinged too. Figuring out a way to collapse the entire cave system with one dead hobgoblin and a length of rope helped. ...I'm curious. How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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