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WWYCD: So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish...


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Your character is enjoyng a lessurely breakfast one morning, when they come upon a shocking story in the newspaper/on the radio/on cable news/whatever. It would seem that all the dolphins on earth have mysteriously vanished! Every last dolphin, from the ones at Sea World to the wild dolphins out in the oceans are all gone, and even the entire Miami Dolphins football team has disappeared! WWYCD?

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Aquatic- "What, yes, I have water creature powers. It isn't like I TALK to them..." *sigh* "Fine. I'll go swimming in the ocean and see what turns up." *Muttering*

 

Gaze- Lives in Las Vegas, so it might at first look like someone was stealing people's acts. :) He'd probably investigate it as such.

 

 

Mole- "That's weird." Leaves it to others, unless his animal loving mom bullied him to do something.

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Well, ok...

 

Soulbarb isn't really in a position to be able to act on this, unless there was a dolphin in the local zoo, and probably not even then. She's a street level heroine who doesn't happen to live in a coastal city. If there were nothing more pressing going on, she'd probably stop by the local zoo to see if she can spot anything unusual just on general principles, but from the sounds of things this isn't going to turn out to be her usual fare, so she may not be able to find anything.

 

Sylph does, on the other hand, live in a coastal city, so she'd be more than willing to look into this. The only problem is she is not really a very competent investigator. She's going to need a bigger clue-by-four from the GM to get her on the right track with this one. :D

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Microman II: Would be at a loss to come up with an explanation, as while it sounds like the kind of thing that would result from a villainous plot of dubious sanity, the scale seems beyond the norm. If there isn't some greater menace afoot at the moment, he'd probably see if anyone he knows has contacts with Atlantis, for further info.

 

On being told they all just flew away into space. . . ". . . so how come thousands of dolphins died caught in fishing nets?" :confused:

 

Hermes: Wouldn't likely even notice for years, and thats assuming anyone would actually realize that no more dolphins hanging around ships was more than just an ill omen. Hermes himself certainly wouldn't spot it.

 

( this is assuming that the flying spacen dolphins didn't get noticed on the way up, but I'm assuming they are reasonably stealthy, otherwise, they'd get automatically spotted in the modern scenarios, too )

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Microman II: Would be at a loss to come up with an explanation, as while it sounds like the kind of thing that would result from a villainous plot of dubious sanity, the scale seems beyond the norm. If there isn't some greater menace afoot at the moment, he'd probably see if anyone he knows has contacts with Atlantis, for further info.

 

On being told they all just flew away into space. . . ". . . so how come thousands of dolphins died caught in fishing nets?" :confused:

 

Hermes: Wouldn't likely even notice for years, and thats assuming anyone would actually realize that no more dolphins hanging around ships was more than just an ill omen. Hermes himself certainly wouldn't spot it.

 

( this is assuming that the flying spacen dolphins didn't get noticed on the way up, but I'm assuming they are reasonably stealthy, otherwise, they'd get automatically spotted in the modern scenarios, too )

 

Artemis: "See, this is another way human gods don't pay any attention to my domain." *sighs, goes to talk to all the creatures, especially whales to figure out what happened.

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Rick Davies The Resilient Rubber-Man: Obviously, some supervillain is using Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy to try and trick superheroes into believing that Earth is about to be destroyed so they will abandon it. So, the obvious next step is to check library and bookstore records to see if any known supervillains have borrowed or purchased that book in recent weeks. :D

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Artemis: "See' date=' this is another way human gods don't pay any attention to my domain." *sighs, goes to talk to all the creatures, especially whales to figure out what happened.[/quote']

 

"Sorry, Artemis, but I can't swim very well, and I can't see very well under water. So. . . whats happening?" ;)

 

Given this intro to the problem, well, Hermes would be interested. It just seems like an *odd* thing to happen. Which means, one word: submarine! :D

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Liane would ask Wave what her people know about this (if they don't know anything about the disappearances then nobody does). If they can't help, worry. There's really not much she can do about this kind of thing.

 

Faye lives a fairly short bus ride away from two universities and an oceanographic research institute. She'll go talk to them, and also go looking for orcas. Orcas are part of the dolphin family. Then expand the search to check on the river dolphins of China and India, the lake dolphins of China, and so on. There are *lots* of different kinds of dolphins.

 

Ika would try to contact the relevant totems, as would Menagerie.

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Ivy would commune with the Green and see if its sensed anything. Since its presence is particularly wide spread in the oceans, perhaps its knowns something.

 

The most Eve could would be to cross reference and search for information any possibliy connected phenomona to assist the others. She'd be sad that the dolphins are gone. They're nice.

 

Tao couldn't really contribute and Valkeyrie would in much the same position as Eve.

 

Shidoku couldn't care less.

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Vitus : "What's a dolphin?" Rhubarbrhubarbrhubarb "What do you mean, maybe intelligent? Did you ever try talking to them?" Rhubarbrhubarb-Cousteau documentaries-Comprehend Languages "Oh you ****ing BASTARDS"

 

*heads off to commit genocide on Japanese, Norwegians, etc.*

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New characters so..

Comet- Head back to Arcadia, and find out if the Empyreans who were into the sea life and animal biz had any ideas. Most of his 'kin' can be obsessive, so surely one of them would fit into that area.

 

Doctor Sanguine would use his variable power pool to ready a retrocog spell if he could, and observe what happened. Until then, he would expect this to be the work of some crazed extradimensional lord who decided he wanted dolphins... perhaps Skarn is trying to abduct them for a new section of the Congeries?

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