Tim Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why are you bouncin' off the walls, Enforcer? A) Pencil shavings and astroturf Q: What stains does you laundry detergent not handle? A: 40 something days and nights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What stains does you laundry detergent not handle? A: 40 something days and nights Q: Dude you look totally wasted. How long we been partying? A: Klytus, Tim & Kirby . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Klytus' date=' Tim & Kirby .[/quote'] Q: Corven Ren, I heard you want to try and revive The Three Stooges on prime time. Who do you propose starring in this? A: That'll leave a mark. Corven_Ren 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Corven Ren' date=' I heard you want to try and revive [u']The Three Stooges[/u] on prime time. Who do you propose starring in this? A: That'll leave a mark. Q) Hey, did you see my javlin any where? What are you looking at? A) KISS II: the return of the Phantom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) KISS II: the return of the Phantom. Q: What movie followed "KISS: The Phantom Leaves" and preceeded "KISS III: The Phantom Goes Away Again." A: It was purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What movie followed "KISS: The Phantom Leaves" and preceeded "KISS III: The Phantom Goes Away Again." A: It was purple. Q: You don't look so well was something wrong with that cheese you just ate? A: BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPP!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 10, 2004 Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPP!!!! Q: The electoral college has declared you triumphantly victorious in the 2004 election. How do you feel? A: I didn't say that. Well, I did say "that," but I did not say what you said I said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't say that. Well' date=' I did say "[b']that[/b]," but I did not say what you said I said. Q: Did you just call my mother, "That cheap whore?" A: He was stabbing the pyramid with a wooden spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 10, 2004 Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He was stabbing the pyramid with a wooden spoon. Q: Professor, how did you know he was the criminally insane super "Health Food Nut?" A: I'm guessing onions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm guessing onions. Q: His breath is so foul it makes me cry! What did that man just eat? A: Just like a porn flick, only the acting was worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travellerne Posted October 10, 2004 Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just like a porn flick' date=' only the acting was worse.[/quote'] Q? What did you think of the US presidential debates? A. It's blowing real hard! We'll have to close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 10, 2004 Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q? What did you think of the US presidential debates? A. It's blowing real hard! We'll have to close. Q: Sir, I can't get the weather Balloon Tactical Nuke into the giant alien whales mouth. WHat do we do? A; I ran out of clothes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 10, 2004 Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; I ran out of clothes Q: Why did excuse did former president Bill Clinton give his wife Hilary the last time she caught him with another woman? A: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that my wife will slap me silly. And I don't mean 'ha-ha' silly either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 10, 2004 Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did excuse did former president Bill Clinton give his wife Hilary the last time she caught him with another woman? A: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that my wife will slap me silly. And I don't mean 'ha-ha' silly either. Q: What did Bill Clinton answer when asked if he had had an affair? A: No light, no smoke, but a BIG bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted October 10, 2004 Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Bill Clinton answer when asked if he had had an affair? A: No light, no smoke, but a BIG bang. Q: What caused this mass destruction? A: Well, they don't go there for the chicken wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 10, 2004 Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What caused this mass destruction? A: Well, they don't go there for the chicken wings. Q: Why does everyone who goes to Hooters, say they go for the breat meal? A: shake it up, baby, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does everyone who goes to Hooters, say they go for the breat meal? A: shake it up, baby, now. Q: What did you ask the nude female bartender to do to your martini? A: A loose leaf notebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travellerne Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A loose leaf notebook Q? What do you use to record the changes you see in the Autumn? A. Graham cracker surprise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheiro Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q? What do you use to record the changes you see in the Autumn? A. Graham cracker surprise! Q. What does a Keebler elf groom get a bachelor party? A. The happiest place on earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What does a Keebler elf groom get a bachelor party? A. The happiest place on earth Q. What have advertisers come up with as a slogan for Iraq to attract holidaymakers ? A. And if it's quite alright I need you baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travellerne Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. And if it's quite alright I need you baby Q? What did Death Tribble say to the Graham cracker surprise at Keebler's bachelor party? A. 121°38'43.8''W, 37°20'24.6''N, 1281.39 m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q? What did Death Tribble say to the Graham cracker surprise at Keebler's bachelor party? A. 121°38'43.8''W, 37°20'24.6''N, 1281.39 m Q: Aw man where the hell are my car keys? A: Sorry I had had pickles and chili for lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Aw man where the hell are my car keys? A: Sorry I had pickles and chili for lunch Q. What on earth caused that noxious gas that melted all the cars in the car park ? A. Trust in me when I say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Trust in me when I say Q: So Reverend Jim-Bob Redneckman, what's the first tenet of your new religion? A: That just shows to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That just shows to go. Q: Did you know more people prefer take out to dine in? A: I refuse to answer that question until you explain to me what that big word means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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