AngryBug Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Two week suspension without payQ. You're going to be dangled in the air for a fortnight, and you're not even being financially compensated for it? A. Shaky shaky steps in the middle of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You're going to be dangled in the air for a fortnight, and you're not even being financially compensated for it? A. Shaky shaky steps in the middle of the day. Q. What is the new dance for people of a nervous disposition who can't go out at night 'cos the ghosties and ghoulies will get them ? A. Don't look so disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is the new dance for people of a nervous disposition who can't go out at night 'cos the ghosties and ghoulies will get them ? A. Don't look so disappointed Q) You sacked London and all you broght me was a stuffed Bear? A) It was the diamonds that made me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) It was the diamonds that made me smile.Q. You're gonna lose your shirt tonight, buddy, if that was your best poker face. A. This is Indian country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So...we rooting for the Cowboys or the Chiefs tonight? A) I missed you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) I missed you. Q: I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention when you shot at me. What happened? A: Six kilograms of venison sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention when you shot at me. What happened? A: Six kilograms of venison sausage. Q: You totaled your car? Why are you smiling? A: It showed them all together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You totaled your car? Why are you smiling? A: It showed them all together. Q. You know it really worries me that you have to have the picture of our friends at that orgy, why on earth makes it so special ? A. Maybe you grabbed them by mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You know it really worries me that you have to have the picture of our friends at that orgy, why on earth makes it so special ? A. Maybe you grabbed them by mistake Q) How did Salma Hayek's breasts get in my hands? A) It was worth the arrest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) How did Salma Hayek's breasts get in my hands? A) It was worth the arrest. Q. You seriously spent $15,000 on a harness, crane hire and a bucket of liquified pig vomit just to drench Ms Coulter on National TV ? A. I'm not gonna do it, my New Year's resolution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You seriously spent $15,000 on a harness, crane hire and a bucket of liquified pig vomit just to drench Ms Coulter on National TV ? A. I'm not gonna do it, my New Year's resolution Q) So, how go the plans for Lunar Conquest? A) I was surprised by the outcry it caused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: A three-hundred pound trannie in stiletto heels stepped on President Bush's foot?! Did he scream? A: It just keeps wobbling up and down, up and down . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It just keeps wobbling up and down' date=' up and down . . .[/quote'] Q: Why do you keep staring at that bobble-head doll? A: Because he suffers from Athlete's Head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you keep staring at that bobble-head doll? A: Because he suffers from Athlete's Head. Q. Why does our star player insist on freaking out his teammates by showering nude except for that all encompassing motorcycle helmet he wears ? A. It is still a huge leap to say that he is manufacturing the weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why does our star player insist on freaking out his teammates by showering nude except for that all encompassing motorcycle helmet he wears ? A. It is still a huge leap to say that he is manufacturing the weather Q) Well he said he could make it rain. Does Peeing on himself count? A) I still say its persnickity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Well he said he could make it rain. Does Peeing on himself count? A) I still say its persnickity. Q. What about my last memo about banning poor use of grammer and vocabulary did you not understand so that you are still infuriating the production department with fatuous requests that they don't understand ? A. He's my partner and we'd prefer seperate rooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. He's my partner and we'd prefer seperate rooms. Q: Er ... you're co-GMing the "Cattle Mutilation for Fun and Profit" event with Mightybec at the con? A: What can I say? It was early Monday morning and I hadn't had my coffee yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Er ... you're co-GMing the "Cattle Mutilation for Fun and Profit" event with Mightybec at the con? A: What can I say? It was early Monday morning and I hadn't had my coffee yet. Q: Why is your boss stuffed into the water cooler? A: He made a satisfying thunk. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is your boss stuffed into the water cooler? A: He made a satisfying thunk. Q. Was it really necessary to drop your father-in-law off the bridge into the dry concrete riverbed ? A. It's a good story and very well told but I don't believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what did you think of Bush: A history of Altruism? A) Well, he could have worn it on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Well' date=' he could have worn it on his head.[/quote'] Q: What a fool! Putting a platinum seat in an unheated outhouse in the Yukon! Anyone who tried using that would be frozen to it until June! What kind of sadist is he? A: There are some things you shouldn't do, even with a Barbie doll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What a fool! Putting a platinum seat in an unheated outhouse in the Yukon! Anyone who tried using that would be frozen to it until June! What kind of sadist is he? A: There are some things you shouldn't do, even with a Barbie doll. Q: WHat do you think of the new Metrosexual Ken doll? A: It's a sheep thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a sheep thingQ. Why won't you introduce your new girlfriend to us? Is is an 'ugly' thing, or a 'total psycho' thing, or a...? A. They don't pay the high cost of mental custody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why won't you introduce your new girlfriend to us? Is is an 'ugly' thing, or a 'total psycho' thing, or a...? A. They don't pay the high cost of mental custody. Q. Why did you give up on paying taxes to the government ? A. I've been censured and relieved of my position Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I've been censured and relieved of my position Q: You're on Tom DeLay's staff and you refused to take bribes and participate in payola schemes? A: This is not the indictment I was looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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