Tim Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why exactly won't you vote Republican ? A. Let's hear it. Give me the details. Q: Did you hear? Mighybec mistook a goat for a sheep. A: All because of an ingrown toenail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you hear? Mighybec mistook a goat for a sheep. A: All because of an ingrown toenail. Q. So Dick Cheney punched out Newt Gingrich, threw Rumsfeld out a window and covered Condeleeza Rice in pig swill ? A. The dark, gothic manor, the omnipresent low fog hugging the thicket of overgrowth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So Dick Cheney punched out Newt Gingrich, threw Rumsfeld out a window and covered Condeleeza Rice in pig swill ? A. The dark, gothic manor, the omnipresent low fog hugging the thicket of overgrowth. Q: So where is Scooby and the gang stay tonight? A: I bet you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So where is Scooby and the gang stay tonight? A: I bet you do. Q. Look will I, Pete Best, ever gamble again ? A. If it were any other night I might let you talk me into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Look will I, Pete Best, ever gamble again ? A. If it were any other night I might let you talk me into it. Q: Would you wear this black lace nightie? A: she gives me hot/cold fever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would you wear this black lace nightie? A: she gives me hot/cold fever. Q) So, what do you think of our new team member, Icey Hot? A) Honestly, I will never look at the royal family of Iceland the same way again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, what do you think of our new team member, Icey Hot? A) Honestly, I will never look at the royal family of Iceland the same way again. Q: Now that Iceland has declared gravity against the law, what do you think? A: Now that's just silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Now that Iceland has declared gravity against the law, what do you think? A: Now that's just silly. Q. What do you think about America having only two parties to vote for in elctions ? A. Come on, don't kid around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Great Britain only has two parties to vote for in elections?! A: Yes. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Great Britain only has two parties to vote for in elections?! A: Yes. Really. Q) Really? A) Perpelexing, yet palletable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Perpelexing' date=' yet palletable.[/quote'] Q: So you have these one-meter-on-a-side tesseract units, and all you do is strap them onto a pallet for shipping? Aren't those things a little ... unsettling? A: Because they're crunchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you have these one-meter-on-a-side tesseract units, and all you do is strap them onto a pallet for shipping? Aren't those things a little ... unsettling? A: Because they're crunchy. Q: Why do dragons like to eat people? A:It needs ketchup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do dragons like to eat people? A:It needs ketchup. Q: How do ya like the roast dragon? A: DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do ya like the roast dragon? A: DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q: WHat does this big red button do? *push* A: Give me a radioactive toy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Give me a radioactive toy Q: Just how do you want me to help you make your child into a superhero? A: Horseradish, mustard, or both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Just how do you want me to help you make your child into a superhero? A: Horseradish, mustard, or both. Q) What did you slay the Dragon with? A) Hot and sweaty, just like I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Hot and sweaty' date=' just like I like it.[/quote'] Q: How do you feel after eating a spoonful of horseradish mustard? A: I stopped counting after the 2000th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trained Chicken Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I stopped counting after the 2000th. Q: Hey, Senator Kennedy, how many drinks is that this morning? A: It's the tallest building I could find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Senator Kennedy, how many drinks is that this morning? A: It's the tallest building I could find. Q: Spidey, why are you swinging from the town's water tower? A: only if you did before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Spidey, why are you swinging from the town's water tower? A: only if you did before. Q. Mind if I nail your wife ? A. Look I really have to get home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Mind if I nail your wife ? A. Look I really have to get home Q: Dorthy, why are you in such a hurry to get to the Emerald City? A: Another bomb went off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dorthy, why are you in such a hurry to get to the Emerald City? A: Another bomb went off. Q. Why are the munitions people partying so hard ? A. These are tricks that the mind plays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why are the munitions people partying so hard ? A. These are tricks that the mind plays Q) You lost your pension to a worm? A) Don't call it a quagmire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Don't call it a quagmire! Q: Dude, that swamp in your backyard just swallowed my dog. Why don't you do something about that quagmire? A: She can handle 3 giant pink worms at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, that swamp in your backyard just swallowed my dog. Why don't you do something about that quagmire? A: She can handle 3 giant pink worms at once. Q) What are the requirements for your new maid A) Two sheep, perhaps to scheme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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