ghost-angel Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mr. Dragon, how do you like your Humans? A: The dog is gifted. Q: You mean it can play the banjo too? A: Quick, stick your head in this sack, it's the only way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You mean it can play the banjo too? A: Quick, stick your head in this sack, it's the only way! Q: "I can use my ostrich powers to hide from our... great gallopin galloopers! There's no hole in the ground anywhere here!" A: We must become one if the universe is to be saved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "I can use my ostrich powers to hide from our... great gallopin galloopers! There's no hole in the ground anywhere here!" A: We must become one if the universe is to be saved. Q: How much do you love me? A: And here I thought that was a dead ringer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How much do you love me? A: And here I thought that was a dead ringer. Q: Someone just rang your doorbell. Are you going to answer it? A: People have been up and down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Someone just rang your doorbell. Are you going to answer it? A: People have been up and down. Q. How far will anyone go to answer the vexed question about love in an elevator ? A. I am quite capable of pulling this trigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How far will anyone go to answer the vexed question about love in an elevator ? A. I am quite capable of pulling this trigger Q: That's an awfulluy big gun. Are you sure you can carry it? A: He became what we all wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: He became what we all wanted. Q: He was standing there, and BOOM! Exploded in a red mist! Some little bits of him were picked up five blocks from where he'd been standing! Any idea what happened? A: You can sell anything if you market it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: He was standing there, and BOOM! Exploded in a red mist! Some little bits of him were picked up five blocks from where he'd been standing! Any idea what happened? A: You can sell anything if you market it right. Q: Wow! I got this limited edition STD for only $500. It normally would cost at least $2000. Can you believe the bargain? A: I cast 'Magic Missle' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wow! I got this limited edition STD for only $500. It normally would cost at least $2000. Can you believe the bargain? A: I cast 'Magic Missle' Q: What the heck are we gonna do with one hundred 50-gallon barrells of cow vomit? A: OK, you see that was just crass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What the heck are we gonna do with one hundred 50-gallon barrells of cow vomit? A: OK, you see that was just crass. Q: HAH! I beat you to the answer! A: I cast 'Magic Missle' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: HAH! I beat you to the answer! A: I cast 'Magic Missle' Q: Haven't we seen this before? A: In a plastic tube no less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: In a plastic tube no less Q: You went Gerbiling? A: She broke her Rah Rah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You went Gerbiling? A: She broke her Rah Rah. Q: Where do you think you're going with that chearleader? A: I was curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where do you think you're going with that chearleader? A: I was curious. Q: What killed you? A:Since the day I was born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What killed you? A:Since the day I was born. Q. Good lord ! How long have you had that tattoo of the Battle of the Bulge on your entire body ? A. I don't believe in ghosts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Good lord ! How long have you had that tattoo of the Battle of the Bulge on your entire body ? A. I don't believe in ghosts Q: The ghost of George Washington is haunting you? Why don't you ask him all those questions we all have? A: They shouldn't lead just because they won the election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The ghost of George Washington is haunting you? Why don't you ask him all those questions we all have? A: They shouldn't lead just because they won the election. Q. So Hillary what is your problem with the Republicans ? A. Put the gun down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So Hillary what is your problem with the Republicans ? A. Put the gun down Q: All I wanted was a small stuffed walrus! is that so wrong? A: Emoticon's ate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: All I wanted was a small stuffed walrus! is that so wrong? A: Emoticon's ate it. Q. What happened to your last avatar, Ghost Angel ? A. Well you know what, he's wearing yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Well you know what' date=' he's wearing yours.[/quote'] Q: Hey, I just found Chad Riley's long-lost play-pants! I wonder if he needs 'em back. A: But it's a very, very sincere pumpkin patch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, I just found Chad Riley's long-lost play-pants! I wonder if he needs 'em back. A: But it's a very, very sincere pumpkin patch. Q) You have to wear that squash on your shoulder to counteact your pumpkin pie addiction? WTF? A) These are comfy they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) These are comfy they are. Q: Umm ... aaaahh ... how to put this tactfully ... well, does it have to be sheep? A: That is not on the list of controlled substances! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is not on the list of controlled substances! Q: Won't you get in trouble using the urine of pregnant women in your diet plans? A: These are so round, firm, and smooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Won't you get in trouble using the urine of pregnant women in your diet plans? A: These are so round, firm, and smooth. Q) you wanna stop touching her buttocks and pick a damn roast for dinner? A) With you, my brown eyed girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) you wanna stop touching her buttocks and pick a damn roast for dinner? A) With you, my brown eyed girl. Q: What did Mightbec just say to the back end of that sheep? A: Thaat was uncalled for, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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