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Q: You mean it can play the banjo too?

 

 

A: Quick, stick your head in this sack, it's the only way!

 

Q: "I can use my ostrich powers to hide from our... great gallopin galloopers! There's no hole in the ground anywhere here!"

 

A: We must become one if the universe is to be saved.

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Q. How far will anyone go to answer the vexed question about love in an elevator ?

 

A. I am quite capable of pulling this trigger

Q: That's an awfulluy big gun. Are you sure you can carry it?

 

A: He became what we all wanted.

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A: He became what we all wanted.

 

Q: He was standing there, and BOOM! Exploded in a red mist! Some little bits of him were picked up five blocks from where he'd been standing! Any idea what happened?

 

A: You can sell anything if you market it right.

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Q: He was standing there, and BOOM! Exploded in a red mist! Some little bits of him were picked up five blocks from where he'd been standing! Any idea what happened?

 

A: You can sell anything if you market it right.

Q: Wow! I got this limited edition STD for only $500. It normally would cost at least $2000. Can you believe the bargain?

 

A: I cast 'Magic Missle'

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Q: Wow! I got this limited edition STD for only $500. It normally would cost at least $2000. Can you believe the bargain?

 

A: I cast 'Magic Missle'

Q: What the heck are we gonna do with one hundred 50-gallon barrells of cow vomit?

 

A: OK, you see that was just crass.

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Q. Good lord ! How long have you had that tattoo of the Battle of the Bulge on your entire body ?

 

A. I don't believe in ghosts

Q: The ghost of George Washington is haunting you? Why don't you ask him all those questions we all have?

 

A: They shouldn't lead just because they won the election.

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Q: Hey, I just found Chad Riley's long-lost play-pants! I wonder if he needs 'em back.

 

 

 

A: But it's a very, very sincere pumpkin patch.

Q) You have to wear that squash on your shoulder to counteact your pumpkin pie addiction? WTF?

 

 

 

A) These are comfy they are.

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