Tim Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thaat was uncalled for, you know. Q: Domino's just delivered a pizza. Who ordered it? A: He kissed the girls and made them cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Domino's just delivered a pizza. Who ordered it? A: He kissed the girls and made them cry. Q: Why is Enforcer84 sitting in the corner? A: a ball of yarn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Enforcer84 sitting in the corner? A: a ball of yarn. Q: Blast, how can we slow Catwoman down long enough to capture her? A: I was Bjorn to be wild. Basil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: a ball of yarn. Q: What insidious device did EvilKitty claimed defeated her? A: He wanted to feel her pain, both of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Blast, how can we slow Catwoman down long enough to capture her? A: I was Bjorn to be wild. Q. What did the guitarist in Abba say when he was arrested while speeding and dressed as a Hells Angel ? A. I'm not gonna make it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What did the guitarist in Abba say when he was arrested while speeding and dressed as a Hells Angel ? A. I'm not gonna make it Q: You know about the Wicker Man ritual this weekened right? A: running on fumes apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You know about the Wicker Man ritual this weekened right? A: running on fumes apparently. Q. How is Death Tribble taking this month long detox ? A. We don't have to do this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How is Death Tribble taking this month long detox ? A. We don't have to do this Q: I've got the superglue, you get your hands on the duct tape? A: quick, we need 2,345 paper airplanes. stat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I've got the superglue, you get your hands on the duct tape? A: quick, we need 2,345 paper airplanes. stat. Q. The next session of Congress won't be televised or put out on radio, so what does the Speaker want ? A. I don't wanna shoot you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. I don't wanna shoot you Q: I just need to go to the bathroom. Really, I'll be right back. I still can be your hostage. Will ou trust me? A: National known, locally owned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I just need to go to the bathroom. Really, I'll be right back. I still can be your hostage. Will ou trust me? A: National known, locally owned. Q. What slogan did the Defence Department come up with for holding weapons of mass destruction inlocal neighbourhoods ? A. Just stay where you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What slogan did the Defence Department come up with for holding weapons of mass destruction inlocal neighbourhoods ? A. Just stay where you are Q: Hi Mr Officer... is it OK if I just wander away from the bloody corpse non-chalantly like? A: Cheez-Its. Lots of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hi Mr Officer... is it OK if I just wander away from the bloody corpse non-chalantly like? A: Cheez-Its. Lots of 'em. Q. So what have the Texans got for us to eat at the banquet ? A. You go through that door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So what have the Texans got for us to eat at the banquet ? A. You go through that door Q: Which way is the bathroom? A: yes it's lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which way is the bathroom? A: yes it's lame. Q. How could you justify making a joke about a guy on crutches ? A. There must be a window open upstairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . Did a penguin just waddle by? A: No! Not the polar bears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . Did a penguin just waddle by? A: No! Not the polar bears! Q) So, have we come up with a name for our swim team yet? A) Passive Donar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Passive Donar. Q: The new superhero is named Active Kebab?!! What's his sidekick called? A: With a large sword! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: With a large sword! Q: How did the munkin kill te dragon in one blow? A: He is the commander in Cheif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: He is the commander in Cheif. Q: OK, I see Cheif the Troll sitting over there, picking his teeth. But I don't see Commander Lardbutt. WHere's he got to now? A: And I woke up and it was all a dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, I see Cheif the Troll sitting over there, picking his teeth. But I don't see Commander Lardbutt. WHere's he got to now? A: And I woke up and it was all a dream. Q. So America and Britain invaded Iraq, deposed Saddam Hussain and then were stuck there trying to restore democracy. What happened next ? A. I got you a little something too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So America and Britain invaded Iraq, deposed Saddam Hussain and then were stuck there trying to restore democracy. What happened next ? A. I got you a little something too Q: I got nothing for Death Tribble. What did he get for me? ( ) A. This is my first official A & Q. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I got nothing for Death Tribble. What did he get for me? ( ) A. This is my first official A & Q. Q. Ok Mr Gates what is the first thing you want to tell us about your software and career ? A. You know what's weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Ok Mr Gates what is the first thing you want to tell us about your software and career ? A. You know what's weird Q: What? A: Death Tribble ate Dana Scully's undies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What? A: Death Tribble ate Dana Scully's undies. Q. What was the headline in the New York Times that precipitated the stock market crash of 2004 ? A. Did you happen to notice that the clock downstairs is keeping perfect time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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