ghost-angel Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Did you hear anything odd from the stage when Luciano Pavrotti came on ? A. I don't believe what you're saying Q: Look I told you already, what's the big deal here? A: Destroy all phones, everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Look I told you already, what's the big deal here? A: Destroy all phones, everywhere! Q. Don't you think your obsssion with the film Lawnmower Man is getting out of hand ? A. Merry Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Don't you think your obsssion with the film Lawnmower Man is getting out of hand ? A. Merry Christmas Q: Enjoying the Fourth Of July BBQ? A: So THAT'S where I left it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: So THAT'S where I left it! Q: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! A: A ten ... on a scale of one to a hundred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! A: A ten ... on a scale of one to a hundred. Q) So what do you think of the Olsen Twins new Cheesecake Calender? A) Perhaps. If she asked nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Perhaps. If she asked nicely. Q: Eliza Dushku wants to have hot, jungle sex with you. Is that okay? A: She wants me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude!!! Some chick just blew up your house?! A: . . . I'm wearing sunglasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude!!! Some chick just blew up your house?! A: . . . I'm wearing sunglasses. Q: How far to chicago? A: No, they told us to wait right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) The hordes are coming what do we do? Do we run? A) First prize 1776 National Bakeoff, for poppyseed rolls a La George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) The hordes are coming what do we do? Do we run? A) First prize 1776 National Bakeoff, for poppyseed rolls a La George. Q: Why did the Continental Congress pick George Washington to lead the Militia? A: He learned that consequences have actions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did the Continental Congress pick George Washington to lead the Militia? A: He learned that consequences have actions. Q: What's the obituary say? A: Little voices in your head told me so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the obituary say? A: Little voices in your head told me so. Q: How did you guess my secret identity, Professor Xavier? A: that's down right mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you guess my secret identity, Professor Xavier? A: that's down right mean. Q: Wanna go throw jelly-beans at the Health Club people? A: Just pass the remote already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just pass the remote already. Q: Which already do you want? A: With sassafras! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which already do you want? A: With sassafras! Q: Can we do that again? A: Mayonaise and a rubber duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can we do that again? A: Mayonaise and a rubber duck. Q: What constitutes a kinky night for you? A: Hand over your money to someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What constitutes a kinky night for you? A: Hand over your money to someone else. Q: Dude, a cadre of IRS auditors is on their way to my house, what the Hell am I going to do now? A: Of course it'll work, I saw this on an episode of NUMB3RS last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, a cadre of IRS auditors is on their way to my house, what the Hell am I going to do now? A: Of course it'll work, I saw this on an episode of NUMB3RS last week. Q) Are you sure about this, Mom? (numb3rs is her favorite show) A) He sprained it during the Alito vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Are you sure about this, Mom? (numb3rs is her favorite show) A) He sprained it during the Alito vote. Q: What happened to his ear? A: Bad idea, won't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened to his ear? A: Bad idea, won't work. Q: Okay, don't panic. the elevators falling but if we all jump at the last second, we will survive the impact. A: I say we chop them up and feed them to Congress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, don't panic. the elevators falling but if we all jump at the last second, we will survive the impact. A: I say we chop them up and feed them to Congress. Q. What do we do with all these corrupt lobbyists ? A. I didn't believe a word of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do we do with all these corrupt lobbyists ? A. I didn't believe a word of it Q) Look that's what happend. You believe me don't you? A) I didn't find it funny at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Look that's what happend. You believe me don't you? A) I didn't find it funny at all. Q. Hey wasn't it great that I changed your recipe and it made all the Congressmen and Senators all drunk on National Television and it made you strip naked and shake your groove thang ? A. That's us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. That's us. Q: Have you seen this picture? A hundred or so miscreants, typing gibberish madly into their terminals, slandering icosahedral dice, telling tasteless sheep jokes, and bickering madly over how to quantify attributes of various popular-media heroic figures who never actually existed? What sort of pathetic twerps are these? A: If I do that, I won't be able to look at myself in the mirror in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you seen this picture? A hundred or so miscreants, typing gibberish madly into their terminals, slandering icosahedral dice, telling tasteless sheep jokes, and bickering madly over how to quantify attributes of various popular-media heroic figures who never actually existed? What sort of pathetic twerps are these? A: If I do that, I won't be able to look at myself in the mirror in the morning. Q. Why exactly won't you vote Republican ? A. Let's hear it. Give me the details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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