Tim Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was the headline in the New York Times that precipitated the stock market crash of 2004 ? A. Did you happen to notice that the clock downstairs is keeping perfect time. Q: This is the oddest Open HOuse I've ever been too. Who would have thought it included sex play in the bedroom? A: It's better than in Arkansas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This is the oddest Open HOuse I've ever been too. Who would have thought it included sex play in the bedroom? A: It's better than in Arkansas. Q. What apocrhyal words uttered by Donald Rumsfeld about the quality of grits in Louisiana sparked the 2nd American Civil War ? A. The halls are decked and I gotta go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Should I play along with you Tribble? A: happy now that I read your musing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Should I play along with you Tribble? A: happy now that I read your musing. Q. So Conan, how are you feeling now that you have seen the NGD boards in all its glory ? A. Just stay where you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So Conan, how are you feeling now that you have seen the NGD boards in all its glory ? A. Just stay where you are Do I get a choice? A. We are The Tagline Preservation Society / God save Death Tribble, Zornwil and Variety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Do I get a choice? A. We are The Tagline Preservation Society / God save Death Tribble, Zornwil and Variety Q. What did those people say that caused both the House of Representaives and the Senate to run in panic for sanctuary in Canada ? A. Put the gun down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What did those people say that caused both the House of Representaives and the Senate to run in panic for sanctuary in Canada ? A. Put the gun down Q. You wanna smoke that, or do you wanna smoke on this? *shoves gun in Death Tribble's face* A. I should shoot you right here, but they'll probably save you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You wanna smoke that, or do you wanna smoke on this? *shoves gun in Death Tribble's face* A. I should shoot you right here, but they'll probably save you. Q: Do you think chocolate covered penguins are a good investment? A: shake the foundations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you think chocolate covered penguins are a good investment? A: shake the foundations. Q. What infamous order was given to Diana Ross and the Supremes by Berry Gordy ? A. Open the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Open the door Q: All right, you young berserkers-in-training, you are supposed to take all the treasure out of the castle, and after you kill everyone, all the treasure is behind an iron door. What do you do first: (a) Open the door, ( Kill them all again just for the fun of it, © Mutilate the bodies and relieve yourself in the master's bedroom, or (d) Burn the place to the ground. A: That's what the schoolmaster made me write on the board 100 times after school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: All right, you young berserkers-in-training, you are supposed to take all the treasure out of the castle, and after you kill everyone, all the treasure is behind an iron door. What do you do first: (a) Open the door, ( Kill them all again just for the fun of it, © Mutilate the bodies and relieve yourself in the master's bedroom, or (d) Burn the place to the ground. A: That's what the schoolmaster made me write on the board 100 times after school. Q. Why on earth do you insist that the A-Team is way cooler than the Fonz ? A. Look all I know is this is just some bad dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why on earth do you insist that the A-Team is way cooler than the Fonz ? A. Look all I know is this is just some bad dream Q: And just what is your excuse this time? A: "-on-a-stick" ... see makes everything sound cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: "-on-a-stick" ... see makes everything sound cooler. Q: I don't know. It just doesn't ring to me. But if you really want to name your dollar store that, I guess t will be okay. A: No,no, no, a thousand times no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I don't know. It just doesn't ring to me. But if you really want to name your dollar store that, I guess t will be okay. A: No,no, no, a thousand times no. Q: What's your stance on this, for real this time? A: Brooklyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's your stance on this, for real this time? A: Brooklyn. Q: Where is the worlds largest Super-hero hangout? A: Deorah is in New Jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where is the worlds largest Super-hero hangout? A: Deorah is in New Jersey. Q) What happend to the Aura? A) Pembrook Autoglass. This is where it happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Pembrook Autoglass. This is where it happens. Q: What is the name of this small English town, and why are we here? A: OK, fine; since you insist, Yorkshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the name of this small English town, and why are we here? A: OK, fine; since you insist, Yorkshire. Q: So where should "Debby do..." next? A: No I said Calcium Deposit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So where should "Debby do..." next? A: No I said Calcium Deposit Q: So, your newest character is called Calico Despondent? A: I've seen hotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, your newest character is called Calico Despondent? A: I've seen hotter. Q: This blue-white flame can melt steel in seconds. A: I need to go to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This blue-white flame can melt steel in seconds. A: I need to go to bed. Q. Why have you just drawn Batman with a thong Mr Kane ? A. I didn't shoot you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why have you just drawn Batman with a thong Mr Kane ? A. I didn't shoot you. Q: Are you throwing bullets at me? A: ooooh.... shiiiny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you throwing bullets at me? A: ooooh.... shiiiny... Q. What do you think of the new metallic knickers ? A. You shot me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do you think of the new metallic knickers ? A. You shot me Q: I thought you said you wanted the bullets back? A: That's when it went SPANG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I thought you said you wanted the bullets back? A: That's when it went SPANG. Q. Did you hear anything odd from the stage when Luciano Pavrotti came on ? A. I don't believe what you're saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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