ghost-angel Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What are the requirements for your new maid A) Two sheep, perhaps to scheme. Q: What does this grocery list say? A: upside down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does this grocery list say? A: upside down. Q: Why can't you read the grocery list? A: Wait, this isn't a grocery list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why can't you read the grocery list? A: Wait, this isn't a grocery list! Q: YOu know they don't carry C4 at the Wal Mart Supercenter, don't you? A: We had access to the media. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why did you do all the botany experimnets? A) That made more sense than you thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) That made more sense than you thought Q: Please understand me when I say bedurble-diggle-doggle-dooby-foggle-nibble-nay A: That was after extensive research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Please understand me when I say bedurble-diggle-doggle-dooby-foggle-nibble-nay A: That was after extensive research. Q) So you say that Miller Light is both less filling and quite tasty? A) There needs to be more naked women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So you say that Miller Light is both less filling and quite tasty? A) There needs to be more naked women. Q: What do you think of the new All female Naked Mud wrestleing league? A: I could go for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of the new All female Naked Mud wrestleing league? A: I could go for that. Q: Whaddya say we drive on out to the suburbs and make fun of the middle class? A: Hmmm, sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Whaddya say we drive on out to the suburbs and make fun of the middle class? A: Hmmm, sounds about right. Q. What about a Presidential pardon for all the penalties incurred by the Minnesota Vikings next season ? A. They are ingrained cliches from a thousand different horror films Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What about a Presidential pardon for all the penalties incurred by the Minnesota Vikings next season ? A. They are ingrained cliches from a thousand different horror films Q) Why are you stumbling around like that? It's level ground. A) Take that Porta-potty head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Take that Porta-potty head! Q: What was that you were yelling while beating up "Stinko, The Human Outhouse"? A: ________, on toast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was that you were yelling while beating up "Stinko, The Human Outhouse"? A: ________, on toast! Q: What? A: I really need a cuppajoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . Wasn't your cuppafrank any good? A: The blood went "Pssssst!", in slo-motion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . Wasn't your cuppafrank any good? A: The blood went "Pssssst!", in slo-motion! Q. What made you think that special effects people were helping out in the operating theatre ? A. This is the same room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What made you think that special effects people were helping out in the operating theatre ? A. This is the same room Q: I thought "Extreme Makeover" wasgoing to redo our living room? WHere are we? A: Sorry, It took a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry' date=' It took a while.[/quote'] Q: Dude, I last saw you three weeks ago when you said you had to take a wicked dump. What happened? A: I made a bad investment in the futures markets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, I last saw you three weeks ago when you said you had to take a wicked dump. What happened? A: I made a bad investment in the futures markets. Q: What do you mean you will have to file for bankrupcy in 2025? A: yes, you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean you will have to file for bankrupcy in 2025? A: yes, you do. Q) Do I? A) That wasn't the worst part. It was the three quarts of Kiwi Jello that freaked me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) That wasn't the worst part. It was the three quarts of Kiwi Jello that freaked me out. Q: You say Foxbat broke into your home, and left a "surprise"? Which included three sets of identical twins, a tub of whipped cream, 47 silk scarves, two bullwhips, a trapeze, and a brass band, all in your bedroom? A: No officer, I was merely standing around at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You say Foxbat broke into your home, and left a "surprise"? Which included three sets of identical twins, a tub of whipped cream, 47 silk scarves, two bullwhips, a trapeze, and a brass band, all in your bedroom? A: No officer, I was merely standing around at the time. Q. And while the velicoraptors were eating the security guards and the cheerleaders in bikinis were being chased by Dennis Hopper, I suppose you were stuffing your pockets with the money from the failed bank heist, yes ? A. When we hear a sound, we get a chill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. When we hear a sound, we get a chill Q: Why do you blame Pavlov for your faulty thermostat? A; It only takes a spark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you blame Pavlov for your faulty thermostat? A; It only takes a spark. Q. Why are you rubbing two sticks together to set the petrol alight in order to destroy the oil refinery instead of using firearms or this flame thrower ? A. I really have to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. I really have to go Q: I'm busy using the bathroom right now. Are you in a hurry or something? A: Toilet humor, a universal constant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm busy using the bathroom right now. Are you in a hurry or something? A: Toilet humor, a universal constant Q. What made the Alien and the Predator laugh so hard when Sigourney Weaver and Arnold Schwarzenegger got caught in a backflow from the sewers ? A. We see a shadow and we allow ourselves to imagine something that an otherwise rational person would discount out of hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What made the Alien and the Predator laugh so hard when Sigourney Weaver and Arnold Schwarzenegger got caught in a backflow from the sewers ? A. We see a shadow and we allow ourselves to imagine something that an otherwise rational person would discount out of hand. Q) Why do all wear depends and rubber pants? A) The Purple Juniper of Roanok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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