ghost-angel Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why do all wear depends and rubber pants? A) The Purple Juniper of Roanok. Q: Wait... where are we going again? A: That, that's a mustard stain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wait... where are we going again? A: That, that's a mustard stain. Q: Did you pee the front of your pants? A: I'm getting assessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm getting assessed. Q: Hey, you're up in that net hanging from a scale ... with ear tags ... and a radio collar ... and there's that flying saucer over there ... what in hell's going on here? A: It's nothing a bottle of bourbon can't cure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, you're up in that net hanging from a scale ... with ear tags ... and a radio collar ... and there's that flying saucer over there ... what in hell's going on here? A: It's nothing a bottle of bourbon can't cure. Q: How's life? A: And then he signed the woman's breasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How's life? A: And then he signed the woman's breasts. Q: What the heck happened that got Enforcer84 mauled like that? A: well. damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: well. damn. Q: How are we going to create a pond to swim in? A: We can still rock in America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How are we going to create a pond to swim in? A: We can still rock in America Q: How do you feel now that France has outlawed 80s Metal? A: Cheap shot, I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cheap shot, I know. Q: How can you drink $3 a bottle whiskey? A: It burned a hole all the way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It burned a hole all the way down. Q: Professor, you say you created a quantum singularity, but your equipment failed to contain it?!?? What happened then? A: OK then, we'll use a spatula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Professor, you say you created a quantum singularity, but your equipment failed to contain it?!?? What happened then? A: OK then, we'll use a spatula. Q: He's splattered all over the floor and walls! You can't just pick that up with your hands, what are you gonna do??? A: Yeah, well, Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: He's splattered all over the floor and walls! You can't just pick that up with your hands, what are you gonna do??? A: Yeah, well, Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead. Q. Why, oh why, oh why ? A. It's just that we found bodies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why, oh why, oh why ? A. It's just that we found bodies Q: Why are we digging all these holes again? A: It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are we digging all these holes again? A: It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper. Q. Why aren't the Hells Angels impressed by the noise of your new toy ? A. The whole idea of a benevolent entity fits perfectly with what I'm saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. The whole idea of a benevolent entity fits perfectly with what I'm saying Q: You are an aethiest but insist there has to be a God? A: He's Hitler mk II. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's Hitler mk II. Q: What description, applied to any politician, will turn a polite thread into a flame-fest? A: Horseradish mustard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Horseradish mustard. Q: WHat is the perfect condiment to put on a roast beef and swiss sandwhich? (Truth) A: I give you kisses sweeter than honey. Basil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat is the perfect condiment to put on a roast beef and swiss sandwhich? (Truth) A: I give you kisses sweeter than honey. Q: What did she say when you asked her out? A: spankin' good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did she say when you asked her out? A: spankin' good times. Q: What did she promise in that ad that made you phone her up? A: There's not enough booze in the world for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did she promise in that ad that made you phone her up? A: There's not enough booze in the world for that. Q: Care to dance? A: Otherwise preoccupied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Otherwise preoccupied. Q: What did you just write on absent-minded ol' Professor Fliedelbaum's forehead? A: Absent without leafs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you just write on absent-minded ol' Professor Fliedelbaum's forehead? A: Absent without leafs. Q) What was on the placcard of the Erikson family tomb? A) To tell you the truth I think I would have like them to have remained hidden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What was on the placcard of the Erikson family tomb? A) To tell you the truth I think I would have like them to have remained hidden. Q: Hey, whaddya wanna do with this 45 yr old box of cheeze-its I found in the back of your closet? A: Grond in a thong, Menton in a teddy, Dr. Doom in a body-stocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, whaddya wanna do with this 45 yr old box of cheeze-its I found in the back of your closet? A: Grond in a thong, Menton in a teddy, Dr. Doom in a body-stocking. Q: What was that weird, sick, perverted, dream you had again last night? A: the tooth is out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was that weird, sick, perverted, dream you had again last night? A: the tooth is out there. Q: Did you say Agent Mulder became a dentest? A: Just another day on the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you say Agent Mulder became a dentest? A: Just another day on the job. Q) So I hear as part of your ascention you had to sexually gratify each of the Miss World contestants? How was that? A) Well, I did take a break for lunch, but yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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