Cancer Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I was just trying to celebrate Columbus Day' date=' your honor.[/quote'] Q: Guilty of giving syphilis to 13,000,000 people. What do you have to say for yourself? A: Whatever happened to all the rum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Guilty of giving syphilis to 13,000,000 people. What do you have to say for yourself? A: Whatever happened to all the rum? Q: What did James Rhodes say when he woke up beside Tony Stark? A: images we don't need to picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did James Rhodes say when he woke up beside Tony Stark? A: images we don't need to picture Q: What did James Rhodes think when he woke up beside Tony Stark in bed? A: I have flushed my brain with raw alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have flushed my brain with raw alcohol. Q: What did Tony Stark say when asked what caused him to wake up next to James Rhodes? A: Jean-Luc Picard, Malcolm Reynolds, Jeffrey Sinclair, and Jack O'Neill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Tony Stark say when asked what caused him to wake up next to James Rhodes? A: Jean-Luc Picard, Malcolm Reynolds, Jeffrey Sinclair, and Jack O'Neill. Q: Name Professor X, Col. Jessup, Caleb and MacGyver. A: Kate Austin, Nikki, Supergirl and Natalie Teeger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kate Austin' date=' Nikki, Supergirl and Natalie Teeger[/quote'] Q: Who shows up most often in NGD fanfic? A: Don't give up now, you're already halfway there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't give up now, you're already halfway there! Q: Could you please help me push this boulder up this hill? A: You get to take it back down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Could you please help me push this boulder up this hill? A: You get to take it back down. Q: Okay, I've balanced the Daily Planet building atop it's own globe. Now what, Lois? A: You only GET one shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You only GET one shot. Q: Since I have Duplication, can I get a second influenza vaccination? A: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. I just hope I can keep it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. I just hope I can keep it that way. Q: Why are you so paranoid about your mental health file? A: The duck stops here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The duck stops here. Q: What's the Cal defensive plan to keep Oregon out of the end zone today? A: Into the swamp, never to be seen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Into the swamp' date=' never to be seen again.[/quote'] Q: Where do Miami National Championships go? A: If you don't throw the ball, nobody can catch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you don't throw the ball' date=' nobody can catch it.[/quote'] Q: How did you manage to get the brick quarterback so pissed off? A: The dynamos went off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you manage to get the brick quarterback so pissed off? A: The dynamos went off. Q: What caused the power surge at General Electric? A: Brittany, Paris and Christina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Brittany' date=' Paris and Christina[/quote'] Q: I'll take "Things I Wouldn't Touch With a Ten-Foot Pole" for $800, Alex. A: It's just another sign that the Apocalypse is upon us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's just another sign that the Apocalypse is upon us. Q: Does anybody know why the the HAmster just exploded? A: Red, blue, green, and a bologna sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's just another sign that the Apocalypse is upon us. Q: Does anybody know why the the HAmster just exploded? A: Red, blue, green, and a bologna sandwich. Q: Did you eat that grain? I think it had ergot on it. A: Kabuki style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you eat that grain? I think it had ergot on it. A: Kabuki style. Q: What is Hiro doing in Feudal Japan? A: I'm stalking Alanis Morrisette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Hiro doing in Feudal Japan? A: I'm stalking Alanis Morrisette Q: What did Tony Stark say he was at the Grammies for? A: An existential quandry full of loathing and self-doubt and racked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: An existential quandry full of loathing and self-doubt and racked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existance Q: How would you describe yourself? A: Some of us are more grounded in reality than others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some of us are more grounded in reality than others. Q: So, what happened when your dad found out you took his car and got in an accident? A: I can fix it, all I need is some duct tape, a pine cone, and some semaphore flags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what happened when your dad found out you took his car and got in an accident? A: I can fix it, all I need is some duct tape, a pine cone, and some semaphore flags. Q: Mack, the terrorist just shot up the fusion reactor! A: A cover of Karn Evil 9 by the Chipmunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A cover of Karn Evil 9 by the Chipmunks. Q: What could possibly be worse than William Shatner's cover of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds? A: Captain Janeway's not going to be pleased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What could possibly be worse than William Shatner's cover of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds? A: Captain Janeway's not going to be pleased. Q: When Kirk, Picard, and Sisco met to discuss plans, they discovered what? A: Die Flatermouse and Bat Manuel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When Kirk, Picard, and Sisco met to discuss plans, they discovered what? A: Die Flatermouse and Bat Manuel Q: What new comic book managed to outrage Mexico and Opera Lovers everywhere ? A: We brought the atmosphere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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