Psybolt Posted October 7, 2007 Report Share Posted October 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name three Geek Gods. A: No, you can't make jokes about that yet. Q: What did the GM say after his PCs completed his campaign? A: Kevin Federline was awarded custody over Britney Spears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted October 7, 2007 Report Share Posted October 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions [A: Kevin Federline was awarded custody over Britney Spears Q: How do you know that there is a God? A: Nails, Nuns, and a can of Coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions [A: Kevin Federline was awarded custody over Britney Spears Q: How do you know that there is a God? A: Nails, Nuns, and a can of Coke. Q: Name three things you can hit with a hammer. A: Ooops, that was an error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ooops' date=' that was an error[/quote'] Q: What do people who back intelligent design say when they see the duck billed platypus ? A: Mass infection presents certain conceptual re-evaluations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do people who back intelligent design say when they see the duck billed platypus ? A: Mass infection presents certain conceptual re-evaluations Q: What do people who back intelligent design say when they see the duck billed platypus? A: Elastigirl and the Invisible Woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Elastigirl and the Invisible Woman Q: How on earth did you get a hickey there???!!! A: Yes, I have proof that wood nymphs exist, and no, you can't see the pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes' date=' I have proof that wood nymphs exist, and no, you can't see the pictures.[/quote'] Q: As your physician, I have to know how you got those splinters in that very painful location. Care to tell me? A: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a frog! It's a bird, a plane AND a frog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a frog! It's a bird' date=' a plane AND a frog![/quote'] Q: I understand you're questioning the diagnosis of insanity manifested by sexual fantasies of great improbability. Can we discuss what you consider to be a "normal" scenario in this context? A: Since Option B is poking myself in the eye with a pointed stick, might I see the available selection of sticks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Since Option B is poking myself in the eye with a pointed stick' date=' might I see the available selection of sticks?[/quote'] Q: Option A is a weekend alone with a wood nymph, Elastigirl, and the Invisible Woman. What do you say to that? A: They only exist in comic books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They only exist in comic books. Q: How do you find a tall, handsome Japanese homosexual with blond hair? A: And this, General, is why feeding Golden Sugar Bombs to the Hulk is a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you find a tall, handsome Japanese homosexual with blond hair? A: And this, General, is why feeding Golden Sugar Bombs to the Hulk is a bad idea. Q: We lost the Army-Navy game 76-0. How on earth did that happen ? A: I got the wind knocked out of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I got the wind knocked out of me Q: So, how did that little 'wrestling match' with a wood nymph, Elastigirl, and the Invisible Woman turn out? A: A slap in the face with a wet fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, how did that little 'wrestling match' with a wood nymph, Elastigirl, and the Invisible Woman turn out? A: A slap in the face with a wet fish. Q: What is the only thing that can contain Aquaman's harassment? A: Edit, edit, edit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the only thing that can contain Aquaman's harassment? A: Edit, edit, edit! Q: What happens to your mind when you catch your 90 year old grandparents "getting it on"? A: It's too big for your hard drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happens to your mind when you catch your 90 year old grandparents "getting it on"? A: It's too big for your hard drive. Q: What one CPU brags to another. A: Wonder Twins Powers Activate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wonder Twins Powers Activate! Q: How does Pam Anderson activate her superpowers as Striperella? A: Long legs and fishnets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Long legs and fishnets. Q: What's the really nightmari8sh part of when Namor teamed up with Stilt-Man? A: Wheat. I'm dead and they're talking about Wheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wheat. I'm dead and they're talking about Wheat. Q: "'Whole grain,' I told him, Officer. 'Too much Wonder Bread can be fatal.'" A: Fifty loaves of Wonder Bread and only one jar of peanut butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fifty loaves of Wonder Bread and only one jar of peanut butter. Q: Mmmrfff? Wmmf mbimmd mm mmfmmmfffllmm mmbllmmffl? A: And that's just the appetizer!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's just the appetizer!! Q: The hurinity made a great meal. What is next for this evening? A: Time Keepers Anonymous meets in this room at 4:27 pm sharp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The hurinity made a great meal. What is next for this evening? A: Time Keepers Anonymous meets in this room at 4:27 pm sharp. Q: Why is there a picture of Clock King on the wall? A: Picture Pages Picture Pages Lots of fun with Picture Pages... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Picture Pages Picture Pages Lots of fun with Picture Pages... Q: And what was the Spitter saying when you beat him into unconsciousness? A: And one can of Whoop-@ss. Extra large, if you've got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And one can of Whoop-@ss. Extra large' date=' if you've got it.[/quote'] Q: What does Nighthawk get at the convenience store with his morning maple bar? A: All I can say, Professor, is thank goodness you didn't use Chemical Q instead. (Note: There really is an energy drink, sold in the Northwest, called Whoop-***. It's made by ther Jones Soda people, I believe, the ones who decided roast turkey with dressing would work as a flavor of soda pop.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions (Note: There really is an energy drink' date=' sold in the Northwest, called Whoop-***. It's made by ther Jones Soda people, I believe, the ones who decided roast turkey with dressing would work as a flavor of soda pop.)[/quote'] Yes, our gaming group has a can. We keep it around as a trophy, awarded to the player who takes out the most villains in a gaming session. Ours has sprung a leak, though, and most of the soda has evaporated away. I haven't been able to find a replacement can here yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: All I can say' date=' Professor, is thank goodness you didn't use Chemical Q instead.[/quote'] Q: After fifteen disastrously unsuccessful experiments, wouldn't you say that Chemical P was just the thing we were looking for? A: Nobody really believes that, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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