death tribble Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: After fifteen disastrously unsuccessful experiments, wouldn't you say that Chemical P was just the thing we were looking for? A: Nobody really believes that, you know. Q: George W Bush got re-elected ? A: I sent four men down there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: George W Bush got re-elected ? A: I sent four men down there Q: Why did you look so shocked when I told you you had a Death Tribble infestation in your basement? A: It's called the "Masochist's Delight". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you look so shocked when I told you you had a Death Tribble infestation in your basement? A: It's called the "Masochist's Delight". Q: What is with that dance where everyone gets hurt and likes it ? A: His eyes have turned black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: His eyes have turned black Q:What makes you think Death Tribble's gone Goth? A: Ladies and gentlemen, start your perpetual motion machines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q:What makes you think Death Tribble's gone Goth? A: Ladies and gentlemen, start your perpetual motion machines! Q: What announcement will you only hear at Mad Scientist's Conventions? A: Maximum possible lethality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Maximum possible lethality. Q: What is the best response when Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Brittney Spears all show up together at your door? A: Two cups of broken glass, a handful of rusty nails, and a quart of sulfuric acid. Edit: and no, I'm not answering my own question... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two cups of broken glass, a handful of rusty nails, and a quart of sulfuric acid. Q: What's in that smoking punch? A: For my next display of divine power, I will create a boulder too heavy for me to lift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's in that smoking punch? A: For my next display of divine power, I will create a boulder too heavy for me to lift. Q: What did George Bush say at his press conference yesterday? A: A box of steroids and the George Foreman Grill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A box of steroids and the George Foreman Grill Q: what did you say I needed to enter the First Annual SuperHero Grill Off? A: I'm not sticking my toe in that! I don't know where it's been! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not sticking my toe in that! I don't know where it's been! Q: Why don't you test the pool water, Aquaman? A: That's how Doctor Destroyer won the Nobel Peace Prize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why don't you test the pool water, Aquaman? A: That's how Doctor Destroyer won the Nobel Peace Prize. Q: What happened to Al Gore??? A: Ryan Styles and Colin Mochrie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ryan Styles and Colin Mochrie Q: Name the only 2 people who are in every Drew Carry show who actually have talent? A: Max Lord and Tracie Lords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Max Lord and Tracie Lords. Q: Exactly who were you talking about when you said, "Oh my Lords!"? A: Welcome to the precise geographic middle of nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Exactly who were you talking about when you said, "Oh my Lords!"? A: Welcome to the precise geographic middle of nowhere. Q: Of course we aren't lost. Look, what does that sign say? A: Opiates are the faith of the people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Opiates are the faith of the people. Q: What is the name of the new Rolling Stones Album? A: When your toupee moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Opiates are the faith of the people. Q: What is the name of the new Rolling Stones Album? A: When your toupee moves. Q: How do you know when I'm thinking? A: Fashion Grenades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know when I'm thinking? A: Fashion Grenades. Q: What's the more portable version of the Nude Bomb? A: It's cool on the outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the more portable version of the Nude Bomb? A: It's cool on the outside Q: How do you know when Mr. Freeze is out of his coma? A: Batman and Robin Hood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Batman and Robin Hood Q: Why is it a bad idea to sell time travel technology to Wayne Industries? A: If that doesn't work, try the purple ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: If that doesn't work, try the purple ones. Q: DO you want the red pill or the blue one? A; We made it right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A; We made it right here. Q: There is a ten mile tall obilisk here. Who made it? A: It was done by vorporilizing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was done by vorporilizing. Q: How did you get the Vick's Va-po-Rub on Draculas Chest? A: What is that Humming sound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was done by vorporilizing. Q: How did you get the Vick's Va-po-Rub on Draculas Chest? A: What is that Humming sound? Q: What was the last thing said before Bill Clinton left office? A: Now that was uncalled for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now that was uncalled for Q: What the bleepity bleep-bleep bleep is Cthulhu doing here? A: You just asked me whether I wanted to have sex with a boxful of rabid hunger-crazed weasels. Well, I don't. And you can't speak Elvish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You just asked me whether I wanted to have sex with a boxful of rabid hunger-crazed weasels. Well' date=' I don't. And you can't speak Elvish.[/quote'] Q: Quid dixisti? A: Only on Thrustdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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