Tim Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened to the cannibal tribe? Why were they butchered by the natives? A: The world's most comfortable chair Q: What was the downfall of the Spanish Inquisition? A: These budget cuts made it harder to find qualiifed Torturers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: These budget cuts made it harder to find qualiifed Torturers. Q: Why are you going down into the basement carrying a pickaxe, a pair of pliers, and a burning torch, O Dread Sovereign Leader? A: A number 7 iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you going down into the basement carrying a pickaxe, a pair of pliers, and a burning torch, O Dread Sovereign Leader? A: A number 7 iron. Q: What argument did you use to get that raise? A: Not an indication of true grit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not an indication of true grit. Q: Well, I sound like John Wayne, don't I? A: Approximately 126% of the eligible voting population supported it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Approximately 126% of the eligible voting population supported it. Q: As Prime Minister of the Free Democratic People's Republic of Legiron, what is your opinion of last week's measure where you were elected Benevolent Dictator For Life? A: Here, we just call them "legislators". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here, we just call them "legislators". Q: How is you Prison population treated? A: I regret that I have but one life to give to my country; YOURS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I regret that I have but one life to give to my country; YOURS! Q: What did JFK say to Khrushchev after one too many whiskey sours? A: Aren't we all really pro bono? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Aren't we all really pro bono? Q: What did California Republicans say when they elected Sonny to teh House? A: light rails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: light rails Q: What is the best alternative to Dark Rails? A: Pepperoni and Sauerkraut Pizza with Extra Jalapeños. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the best alternative to Dark Rails? A: Pepperoni and Sauerkraut Pizza with Extra Jalapeños. Q: We need to induce vomiting! What do you suggest? A: Inane inanities, inculcated insanely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Inane inanities' date=' inculcated insanely.[/quote'] Q: Incestuous Irene incompetently infected innumerable incontinent indigents with invasive indigestion incubi! What's the best way to give relief? A: On the other hand, maybe I'll just have a nice green salad with oil & vinegar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: On the other hand' date=' maybe I'll just have a nice green salad with oil & vinegar.[/quote'] Q: We just fired out head waiter. Can I interest you in slices of his liver? A: The protein doesn't make up for the gag factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And how did you like your serving of liver, sir? A: Her eyes turned from brown to green and she's got a wicked smirk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Her eyes turned from brown to green and she's got a wicked smirk. Q: So your date turned out to be the Wicked Witch of the North Northeast? A: And that's the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin. Q: What was David Copperfield's big finale? A: It's because of the writer's strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's because of the writer's strike. Q: Reruns? How can a BBS be in reruns? A: Don't talk to ME about Playoffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't talk to ME about Playoffs. Q: We need to discuss the behavior of Vassily, Ivana, and Pyotr Playoff. A: Just a made-up name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We need to discuss the behavior of Vassily, Ivana, and Pyotr Playoff. A: Just a made-up name. Q: What sort of name is Death Tribble? A: Issue four, Volume three hundred and sixty seven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Issue four' date=' Volume three hundred and sixty seven.[/quote'] Q: What is the newest issue of Ghost Rider? A: Punisher, Wolverine and Vengeance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the newest issue of Ghost Rider? A: Punisher, Wolverine and Vengeance Q: Name the most superfluous title currently on sale. A: You need to upgrade most consoles to run this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You need to upgrade most consoles to run this! Q: Why do computer hardware manufacturers like VISTA? A: I didn't put a firewall on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't put a firewall on it. Q: Your computer has an ICE wall? WHY? A: The duck hasn't been feeling too well lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The duck hasn't been feeling too well lately. Q: Hey, what's with the champagne? Usually you have cold duck, and I like that better. A: It's like sausage. If you know what's in it, you stop wanting any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, what's with the champagne? Usually you have cold duck, and I like that better. A: It's like sausage. If you know what's in it, you stop wanting any. Q: So, what goes into Super Soldier Serum, anyway? A: Deep fried NSA computer hard drives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what goes into Super Soldier Serum, anyway? A: Deep fried NSA computer hard drives. Q: What did Mechanon serve to Ultron on their date ? A: Put it down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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