November 8, 200717 yr comment_1387245 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened to the cannibal tribe? Why were they butchered by the natives? A: The world's most comfortable chair Q: What was the downfall of the Spanish Inquisition? A: These budget cuts made it harder to find qualiifed Torturers.
November 8, 200717 yr comment_1387258 Re: Answers & Questions A: These budget cuts made it harder to find qualiifed Torturers. Q: Why are you going down into the basement carrying a pickaxe, a pair of pliers, and a burning torch, O Dread Sovereign Leader? A: A number 7 iron.
November 8, 200717 yr comment_1387356 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you going down into the basement carrying a pickaxe, a pair of pliers, and a burning torch, O Dread Sovereign Leader? A: A number 7 iron. Q: What argument did you use to get that raise? A: Not an indication of true grit.
November 8, 200717 yr comment_1387595 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not an indication of true grit. Q: Well, I sound like John Wayne, don't I? A: Approximately 126% of the eligible voting population supported it.
November 8, 200717 yr comment_1387610 Re: Answers & Questions A: Approximately 126% of the eligible voting population supported it. Q: As Prime Minister of the Free Democratic People's Republic of Legiron, what is your opinion of last week's measure where you were elected Benevolent Dictator For Life? A: Here, we just call them "legislators".
November 9, 200717 yr comment_1387860 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here, we just call them "legislators". Q: How is you Prison population treated? A: I regret that I have but one life to give to my country; YOURS!
November 9, 200717 yr comment_1387894 Re: Answers & Questions A: I regret that I have but one life to give to my country; YOURS! Q: What did JFK say to Khrushchev after one too many whiskey sours? A: Aren't we all really pro bono?
November 9, 200717 yr comment_1387903 Re: Answers & Questions A: Aren't we all really pro bono? Q: What did California Republicans say when they elected Sonny to teh House? A: light rails
November 9, 200717 yr comment_1387908 Re: Answers & Questions A: light rails Q: What is the best alternative to Dark Rails? A: Pepperoni and Sauerkraut Pizza with Extra Jalapeños.
November 9, 200717 yr comment_1387943 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the best alternative to Dark Rails? A: Pepperoni and Sauerkraut Pizza with Extra Jalapeños. Q: We need to induce vomiting! What do you suggest? A: Inane inanities, inculcated insanely.
November 9, 200717 yr comment_1388195 Re: Answers & Questions A: Inane inanities' date=' inculcated insanely.[/quote'] Q: Incestuous Irene incompetently infected innumerable incontinent indigents with invasive indigestion incubi! What's the best way to give relief? A: On the other hand, maybe I'll just have a nice green salad with oil & vinegar.
November 9, 200717 yr comment_1388279 Re: Answers & Questions A: On the other hand' date=' maybe I'll just have a nice green salad with oil & vinegar.[/quote'] Q: We just fired out head waiter. Can I interest you in slices of his liver? A: The protein doesn't make up for the gag factor.
November 9, 200717 yr comment_1388325 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And how did you like your serving of liver, sir? A: Her eyes turned from brown to green and she's got a wicked smirk.
November 9, 200717 yr comment_1388327 Re: Answers & Questions A: Her eyes turned from brown to green and she's got a wicked smirk. Q: So your date turned out to be the Wicked Witch of the North Northeast? A: And that's the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin.
November 10, 200717 yr comment_1388465 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin. Q: What was David Copperfield's big finale? A: It's because of the writer's strike.
November 10, 200717 yr comment_1388475 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's because of the writer's strike. Q: Reruns? How can a BBS be in reruns? A: Don't talk to ME about Playoffs.
November 11, 200717 yr comment_1388912 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't talk to ME about Playoffs. Q: We need to discuss the behavior of Vassily, Ivana, and Pyotr Playoff. A: Just a made-up name.
November 11, 200717 yr comment_1389067 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We need to discuss the behavior of Vassily, Ivana, and Pyotr Playoff. A: Just a made-up name. Q: What sort of name is Death Tribble? A: Issue four, Volume three hundred and sixty seven.
November 11, 200717 yr comment_1389113 Re: Answers & Questions A: Issue four' date=' Volume three hundred and sixty seven.[/quote'] Q: What is the newest issue of Ghost Rider? A: Punisher, Wolverine and Vengeance
November 11, 200717 yr comment_1389201 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the newest issue of Ghost Rider? A: Punisher, Wolverine and Vengeance Q: Name the most superfluous title currently on sale. A: You need to upgrade most consoles to run this!
November 11, 200717 yr comment_1389239 Re: Answers & Questions A: You need to upgrade most consoles to run this! Q: Why do computer hardware manufacturers like VISTA? A: I didn't put a firewall on it.
November 12, 200717 yr comment_1389370 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't put a firewall on it. Q: Your computer has an ICE wall? WHY? A: The duck hasn't been feeling too well lately.
November 12, 200717 yr comment_1389438 Re: Answers & Questions A: The duck hasn't been feeling too well lately. Q: Hey, what's with the champagne? Usually you have cold duck, and I like that better. A: It's like sausage. If you know what's in it, you stop wanting any.
November 12, 200717 yr comment_1389495 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, what's with the champagne? Usually you have cold duck, and I like that better. A: It's like sausage. If you know what's in it, you stop wanting any. Q: So, what goes into Super Soldier Serum, anyway? A: Deep fried NSA computer hard drives.
November 12, 200717 yr comment_1389497 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what goes into Super Soldier Serum, anyway? A: Deep fried NSA computer hard drives. Q: What did Mechanon serve to Ultron on their date ? A: Put it down
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