Michael Hopcroft Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 A: From the Think Backwards Department. Q: From message this is where? A: Don;t say my name in Chiller Font. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 Q: From message this is where? A: Don;t say my name in Chiller Font. Q: The comicbook art is nearly done, any special instructions for the letterer? A: I promised you a fair fight, I never said I would just let you win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2013 Report Share Posted July 29, 2013 A: I promised you a fair fight' date=' I never said I would just let you win.[/quote'] Q: What did Muhammad Ali tell his opponents at every weigh-in. A: It is brutal, barbaric and an affront to human dignity. Needless to say, I approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 29, 2013 Report Share Posted July 29, 2013 A: It is brutal' date=' barbaric and an affront to human dignity. Needless to say, I approve.[/quote'] Q: Beach roller derby!??!? A: Cold bacon, onion, & mushroom pizza, and hot Earl Grey tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 A: Cold bacon' date=' onion, & mushroom pizza, and hot Earl Grey tea.[/quote'] Q: How did Jean-Luc Picard find out the food replicators on the Enterprise needed unexpected repairs? A: Your grandmother's interest in witchcraft is having unexpected consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Question: What is a place where gold and bombs are kept' date=' a gold-haired bombshell, and the controversy over the name of the Mike Myers movie bomb [i']Goldmember?[/i] Answer: At least a dozen on every page. Q: How many spelling/grammatical errors are in the average fan fiction? A: The Molotov Cocktail's the local drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 A: The Molotov Cocktail's the local drink. Q: Have you ever had such an explosive hangover? A: This is your spark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Could someone question this answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 A: This is your spark. Q: What do you mean my new girlfriend built a steam-powered bipedal hunter robot thing in my backyard using only the parts from a pot-bellied stove? A: You will understand in due time. Here! Drink this! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 A: You will understand in due time. Here! Drink this! Q - Are we really going to watch Gigli? On purpose? Why? A - There is no victory but through surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 A - There is no victory but through surrender. Q: What was the motto that Gen Custer used on the Native Americans? A: Here is your laser-pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 A: Here is your laser-pick. Q - How am I supposed to play a holographic guitar? A - I like my steaks well-done, but this is ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 A - I like my steaks well-done' date=' but this is ridiculous.[/quote'] Q: Sorry, Bill, but that cat stole the filet mignon right off the grill. Would you like the charcoal? A: Apparently I'm the only one in the system who didn't know about this wheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 A: Apparently I'm the only one in the system who didn't know about this wheat. Q: Did you know that Monsanto was planting planet-killing wheat in Brazil? A: The computer says it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 A: The computer says it all. Q: 130 145 171 003 154 300 361 345 022 172 023 156 301 326 034 376 204 303 364 132 017 201 254 363 320 264 124 242 366 124 342 375 165 054 243 026 143 011 347 131 162 302 057 125 040 234 276 341 173 314 172 014 254 253 176 040 102 250 102 054 117 046 161 204 107 267 312 367 147 063 117 151 312 230 154 312 307 147 113 123 017 003 150 212 336 051 310 217 257 134 003 326 254 162 232 276 056 244 347 171 201 335 061 202 160 211 232 360 226 335 042 255 147 164 234 215 057 161 336 215 076 335 146 335 340 372 004 042 356 122 075 064 305 174 247 263 153 170 314 160 351 163 144 355 313 354 043 020 215 114 050 333 337 362 251 312 346 250 016 074 333 021 270 230 267 374 237 202 241 350 153 124 246 103 263 057 200 117 376 000 216 016 042 011 147 232 123 232 015 153 241 275 211 205 021 136 211 220 120 216 045 004 343 015 220 260 210 165 156 015 001 217 067 016 115 257 272 251 042 062 002 167 056 131 031 275 224 327 031 051 051 315 311 273 236 026 332 271 276 122 135 332 340 153 137 024 310 005 016 266 A: That's what the digital cow says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 A: That's what the digital cow says. Q: You expect me to believe the data farmers have all my personal information now and I'd better behave or I'm in trouble? A: Those strange buttons on your remote control you never use? I know what they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 A: Those strange buttons on your remote control you never use? I know what they do. Q - What can pretty much every seven-year-old say to their grandparents? A - Cream of Arsenic soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 A - Cream of Arsenic soup. Q: WHat is this CoA soup that has everyone dying to try? A: Everything is falling up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 A: Everything is falling up. Q: What makes you think Congress got involved in amending the laws of physics? A: No animals were harmed in the production of this film. Terribly inconvenienced, yes, but not harmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 A: No animals were harmed in the production of this film. Terribly inconvenienced' date=' yes, but not [i']harmed[/i]. Q: Just how did this film get the PETA seal of approval? A: Fresh rust - yum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 A: Fresh rust - yum! Q: Feeding time at the Rust Monster pit! What do they get today? A: The stars are Rin Tin Tin and Come And Get Me Copper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 A: The stars are Rin Tin Tin and Come And Get Me Copper. Q: What makes you so sure there are Mounties in this movie? A: I always get my man. But women are another, less pleasant story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 A: I always get my man. But women are another' date=' less pleasant story.[/quote'] Q: What is the biggest problem with Robocop? A: Everything is in hexadecimal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 A: Everything is in hexadecimal. Q: b5 61 99 3c 0f 4c c0 40 6b f6 9f ff b1 50 7d 7b 1d 6e 10 33 49 63 63 fa bf 8a 24 1a 47 1d c2 f1 4a bb 12 08 dd 11 51 6d 8c 21 1a ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Oops, hit Post instead of Preview, and I can't edit. A: I think that third one is not a current teen-love boy band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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