Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 48 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: It's huge, purple, and shaped like a pineapple. You can't miss it. Q: Is the house for sale somewhere around here, and how can Bob expect to afford it on a fry cook's salary? A: And yet, in this universe, cooking over an open flame while on the bottom of the ocean is not the slightest bit weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 On 4/25/2021 at 12:25 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Is the house for sale somewhere around here, and how can Bob expect to afford it on a fry cook's salary? A: And yet, in this universe, cooking over an open flame while on the bottom of the ocean is not the slightest bit weird. Q: What makes you believe that things here are the reverse of home? A: One small step is all that he got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: One small step is all that he got. Q: You put cuffs on the perp's ankles too, right? A: Cue up the Poorboy Special! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 35 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Cue up the Poorboy Special! Q: OK, what sandwiches should we serve on the set of Lifestyles of the Poor and Obscure? A: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 On 5/2/2021 at 12:21 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: OK, what sandwiches should we serve on the set of Lifestyles of the Poor and Obscure? A: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs! Q: Why do believe that canines are better than humans? A: Your space craft is fully light powered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 30 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Your space craft is fully light powered. Q: Why are there 75,000 laser pointers glued on the back of this capsule? A: You should see what they're pointing at! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 3 hours ago, Cancer said: A: You should see what they're pointing at! Q" Aren't these cannons terrifying enough to rout the enemy? A; They have weapons that can crack open the planet like an egg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 12, 2021 Report Share Posted May 12, 2021 On 5/10/2021 at 2:19 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q" Aren't these cannons terrifying enough to rout the enemy? A; They have weapons that can crack open the planet like an egg! Q: Are they now shooting black holes at their enemies? A: I am happiest when I am eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 On 5/12/2021 at 9:34 AM, Asperion said: Q: Are they now shooting black holes at their enemies? A: I am happiest when I am eaten. Q: What's the most notable quote at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe? A: Don't mind me, I'm only the sous chef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 2 hours ago, tkdguy said: A: Don't mind me, I'm only the sous chef. Q: Why do you have a rat in your hair? A: Some days you cook the chicken, other days the chicken cooks you. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 On 5/13/2021 at 2:16 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why do you have a rat in your hair? A: Some days you cook the chicken, other days the chicken cooks you. Q: Why do you have all those strange marks everywhere? A: The chef has a special surprise for everyone tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 14 hours ago, Asperion said: A: The chef has a special surprise for everyone tonight. Q: Two questions: 1) Where is the rest of our party; and 2) What, exactly, is 'Soylent Green'? A: Donner, party of fifty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 6 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Donner, party of fifty. Q: How do Santa's reindeer unwind during summer vacation? A: Meat's back on the menu, boys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 29 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Meat's back on the menu, boys! Q: Wait, are you telling me this entire planet is actually some kind of enormous armadillo in space? A: I think what you need is some wine. Amontillado, perhaps--I've got a nice little cask of it in the basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 16 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: I think what you need is some wine. Amontillado, perhaps--I've got a nice little cask of it in the basement. Q: I 'm kind of nervous about this evening, MOntressor. A: I love the smell of Natural Gas in the morning. It smells like Breakfast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 On 5/16/2021 at 7:59 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: I 'm kind of nervous about this evening, MOntressor. A: I love the smell of Natural Gas in the morning. It smells like Breakfast! Q: What do firefighters declare about themselves? A: Putting a little uranium into the stew will help much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 On 5/18/2021 at 8:23 AM, Asperion said: A: Putting a little uranium into the stew will help much. Q: Since when was Godzilla a cook in the Army? A: Oh look, it's here after all! Boy, do I feel stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 On 5/18/2021 at 2:30 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Since when was Godzilla a cook in the Army? A: Oh look, it's here after all! Boy, do I feel stupid. Q: Did you just find Earth? A: Follow your path to global dominance - damnation or eternal torment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 On 5/21/2021 at 9:25 AM, Asperion said: A: Follow your path to global dominance - damnation or eternal torment. Q: What choice does Mephistopholes keep trying to make Lex Luthor make, even though Luthor never actually summoned him? A: When thou comest to the Judgment, remember us thy servants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 26, 2021 Report Share Posted May 26, 2021 On 5/22/2021 at 3:35 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What choice does Mephistopholes keep trying to make Lex Luthor make, even though Luthor never actually summoned him? A: When thou comest to the Judgment, remember us thy servants! Q: What did Bucephalus tell Alexander as he was going into the afterlife? A: This project is all wrapped up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 26, 2021 Report Share Posted May 26, 2021 48 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: This project is all wrapped up. Q: There were three hundred rolls of duct tape in here when I left! A: Why all the drama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 On 5/26/2021 at 10:39 AM, Pariah said: Q: There were three hundred rolls of duct tape in here when I left! A: Why all the drama? Q: What are you attempting to do - recreate The Irishman? A: Your new power is a literal bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Your new power is a literal bomb. Q: You want me to invoke the Power of Gigli to do my wil;l? A:That's not what I call my condition! Now just shut up, hand me back my head and use some Gorilla to stick it in place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 On 5/31/2021 at 6:48 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: You want me to invoke the Power of Gigli to do my wil;l? A:That's not what I call my condition! Now just shut up, hand me back my head and use some Gorilla to stick it in place! Q: What was the most common comment that Data made to LaForge? A: This is an inverse drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 On 6/2/2021 at 9:03 AM, Asperion said: A: This is an inverse drive. Q: How did our Evil Do9pplegangers get to the paradise vacation world before we did? A:Letme put it this way: if the only choices are the Death of a Thousand cuts or seeing Cruella again, bring on the knives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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