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48 minutes ago, Pariah said:

A: It's huge, purple, and shaped like a pineapple. You can't miss it.

Q: Is the house for sale somewhere around here, and how can Bob expect to afford it on a fry cook's salary?

 

A: And yet, in this universe, cooking over an open flame while on the bottom of the ocean is not the slightest bit weird.

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On 4/25/2021 at 12:25 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Is the house for sale somewhere around here, and how can Bob expect to afford it on a fry cook's salary?

 

A: And yet, in this universe, cooking over an open flame while on the bottom of the ocean is not the slightest bit weird.

 

Q: What makes you believe that things here are the reverse of home?

 

A: One small step is all that he got. 

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On 5/2/2021 at 12:21 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: OK, what sandwiches should we serve on the set of Lifestyles of the Poor and Obscure?

 

A: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!

 

Q: Why do believe that canines are better than humans?

 

A: Your space craft is fully light powered. 

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On 5/10/2021 at 2:19 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q" Aren't these cannons terrifying enough to rout the enemy?

 

A; They have weapons that can crack open the planet like an egg!

 

Q: Are they now shooting black holes at their enemies?

 

A: I am happiest when I am eaten. 

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On 5/12/2021 at 9:34 AM, Asperion said:

 

Q: Are they now shooting black holes at their enemies?

 

A: I am happiest when I am eaten. 

 

Q: What's the most notable quote at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

 

A: Don't mind me, I'm only the sous chef.

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On 5/13/2021 at 2:16 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Why do you have a rat in your hair?

 

A: Some days  you cook the chicken, other days the chicken cooks you.

 

Q: Why do you have all those strange marks everywhere?

 

A: The chef has a special surprise for everyone tonight. 

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14 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: The chef has a special surprise for everyone tonight. 

 

Q: Two questions: 1) Where is the rest of our party; and 2) What, exactly, is 'Soylent Green'?

 

A: Donner, party of fifty.

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29 minutes ago, Cancer said:

A: Meat's back on the menu, boys!

 

Q: Wait, are you telling me this entire planet is actually some kind of enormous armadillo in space?

 

A: I think what you need is some wine. Amontillado, perhaps--I've got a nice little cask of it in the basement. 

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On 5/16/2021 at 7:59 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: I 'm kind of nervous about this evening, MOntressor.

 

A: I love the smell of Natural Gas in the morning. It smells like Breakfast!

 

Q: What do firefighters declare about themselves?

 

A: Putting a little uranium into the stew will help much. 

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On 5/18/2021 at 2:30 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Since when was Godzilla a cook in the Army?

 

A: Oh look, it's here after all! Boy, do I feel stupid.

 

 

Q: Did you just find Earth?

 

A: Follow your path to global dominance  - damnation or eternal torment.

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On 5/22/2021 at 3:35 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What choice does Mephistopholes keep trying to make Lex Luthor make, even though Luthor never actually summoned him?

 

A: When thou comest to the Judgment, remember us thy servants!

 

Q: What did Bucephalus tell Alexander as he was going into the afterlife?

 

A: This project is all wrapped up. 

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On 5/31/2021 at 6:48 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: You want me to invoke the Power of Gigli to do my wil;l?

 

A:That's not what I call my condition! Now just shut up, hand me back my head and use some Gorilla to stick it in place!

 

Q: What was the most common comment that Data made to LaForge?

 

A: This is an inverse drive. 

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