Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 11 hours ago, Pariah said: A: So, how does one get in? Q: What does Santa say every year as he approaches the International Space Station? A: He's really, really fast! He can fly at Mach 100! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 On 12/21/2020 at 7:18 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What does Santa say every year as he approaches the International Space Station? A: He's really, really fast! He can fly at Mach 100! Q: What did they say when he reached the Moon in one day? A: Looks like somebody got served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 8 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Looks like somebody got served. Q: Ooh, is that your dinner? A: His dog tags say "Shih Tzu". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Pariah said: A: His dog tags say "Shih Tzu". QL Whst a cute little dog wsith too much hair! Is it sa purebreed? A: I told you to being me a Sharpie. A SHARPIE! Is that so difficult to understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 43 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I told you to being me a Sharpie. A SHARPIE! Is that so difficult to understand? Q: Here's that girl from High School Musical, just like you asked for. A: Two additional weeks? I think I'd rather jump in a volcano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 8 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Two additional weeks? I think I'd rather jump in a volcano. Q: I'm sorry the inauguration isn't immediate, but it's only two more weeks. Are you fine with that? A: I survived January 2021 and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 12 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I survived January 2021 and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt. Q: Cool shirt, dude! Did you get that from Hot Topic? A: It's a gift certificate, good at any hospital, for a lobotomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 9 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Cool shirt, dude! Did you get that from Hot Topic? A: It's a gift certificate, good at any hospital, for a lobotomy. Q: What gift is most guaranteed to repeal the recipient? A: Prof. Plum, in the study, with the rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 36 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Prof. Plum, in the study, with the rope. Q: Why are these books all died up in neat bundles, and who did it? A: And now we know who his tailors are -- and what's tattooed on his arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 1/7/2021 at 5:42 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why are these books all died up in neat bundles, and who did it? A: And now we know who his tailors are -- and what's tattooed on his arms. Q: Why was Trafalgar Law always dressed in that manner? A: That is your Pack of Nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: That is your Pack of Nothing. Q: Hey, what's with this empty DVD box labeled "All the Academy Award Winning Movies Starring Pam Anderson"? A: Well, it's a very curvy nothing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 10 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Well, it's a very curvy nothing.... Q: You have an Imaginary Girlfriend? Don't you know that never work's? A: This new cereal is causing a lot of kids to awaken their metagenes and turned them into supers prematurely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 30 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This new cereal is causing a lot of kids to awaken their metagenes and turned them into supers prematurely! Q: Have you heard about this weird new breakfast product, Kellogg's Kleinbottles? It seems to have quickly developed both a noisy pack of loyal dedicants and a passel of fanatical detractors! A: Not only that, the stuff refuses to stay in its box! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 26 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Not only that, the stuff refuses to stay in its box! Q: Why wasn't Schrödinger's Gourmet Cat Food a big success? A: Heisenberg shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 8 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Heisenberg shower. Q: You wanted to take a cold shower, so why are you so scalded like that! A: If you don't like all the shows on tour TV set, grab an Amiga and go make your own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 On 1/14/2021 at 8:49 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: You wanted to take a cold shower, so why are you so scalded like that! A: If you don't like all the shows on tour TV set, grab an Amiga and go make your own? Q: Who are you attempting to be - Alfred Hitchcock? A: That was some extremely tasty air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 18 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That was some extremely tasty air. Q: You must like this Druidia import, then, and there's plenty more where that came from! A: If you have tio ask what the cost of living is on Babylon Five, you can't afford it. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: If you have tio ask what the cost of living is on Babylon Five, you can't afford it. Q: The original Babylon is now only ruins. I understand there's a new one. What's it like? A: You did not understand what we said. We are felonious monks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 19 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: You did not understand what we said. We are felonious monks. Q: What do you mean, you guys can't play a note??? A: Yeah, it certainly looks home-made.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 13 hours ago, unclevlad said: Q: What do you mean, you guys can't play a note??? A: Yeah, it certainly looks home-made.... Q: Why is your dice box riddled with odd sized nails and given that strange scratches? A: There is a rainbow dragon strutting around making much disturbance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: There is a rainbow dragon strutting around making much disturbance. Q: What makes you think this is a Pride Festival? A: Time to go bye-bye. Maybe a little past time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 9 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Time to go bye-bye. Maybe a little past time. Q: Don't you have a 7:30 class tomorrow morning? A: I'm from Houston, and my name is Brock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 On 1/25/2021 at 8:33 PM, Pariah said: A: I'm from Houston, and my name is Brock. Q: And here I thought all the best Pokémon players from from the Northwest. A: Oh, dear, there they go monologuing again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: And here I thought all the best Pokémon players from from the Northwest. A: Oh, dear, there they go monologuing again. Q: Are Hamlet and Othello talking to themselves again? A: Majoring in English Literature wasn't what I expected it to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 hour ago, tkdguy said: A: Majoring in English Literature wasn't what I expected it to be. Q: Now that you've earned your degree, you really must be digging the fame and the money! A: This gruel is organic, low carb, cruelty-free, and vegan-friendly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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