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  • 3 weeks later...
On 12/21/2020 at 7:18 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What does Santa say every year as he approaches the International Space Station?

 

A: He's really, really fast! He can fly at Mach 100!

 

Q: What did they say when he reached the Moon in one day?

 

A: Looks like somebody got served.

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43 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: I told you to being me a Sharpie. A SHARPIE! Is that so difficult to understand?

 

Q: Here's that girl from High School Musical, just like you asked for.

 

A: Two additional weeks? I think I'd rather jump in a volcano.

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12 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: I survived January 2021 and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

 

Q: Cool shirt, dude! Did you get that from Hot Topic?

 

A: It's a gift certificate, good at any hospital, for a lobotomy. 

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30 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: This new cereal is causing a lot of kids to awaken their metagenes and turned them into supers prematurely!

 

Q: Have you heard about this weird new breakfast product, Kellogg's Kleinbottles?  It seems to have quickly developed both a noisy pack of loyal dedicants and a passel of fanatical detractors!

 

A: Not only that, the stuff refuses to stay in its box!

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  • 2 weeks later...
On 1/14/2021 at 8:49 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: You wanted to take a cold shower, so why are you so scalded like that!

 

A: If you don't like all the shows on tour TV set, grab an Amiga and go make your own?

 

Q: Who are you attempting to be - Alfred Hitchcock?

 

A: That was some extremely tasty air.

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5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: If you have tio ask what the cost of living is on Babylon Five, you can't afford it.

 

Q: The original Babylon is now only ruins.  I understand there's a new one.  What's it like?

 

A: You did not understand what we said.  We are felonious monks.

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13 hours ago, unclevlad said:

 

Q:  What do you mean, you guys can't play a note???

 

A:  Yeah, it certainly looks home-made....

 

Q: Why is your dice box riddled with odd sized nails and given that strange scratches?

 

A: There is a rainbow dragon strutting around making much disturbance. 

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6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: And here I thought all the best Pokémon players from from the Northwest.

 

A: Oh, dear, there they go monologuing again. 

 

Q: Are Hamlet and Othello talking to themselves again?

 

A: Majoring in English Literature wasn't what I expected it to be.

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1 hour ago, tkdguy said:

A: Majoring in English Literature wasn't what I expected it to be.

 

Q: Now that you've earned your degree, you really must be digging the fame and the money!

 

A: This gruel is organic, low carb, cruelty-free, and vegan-friendly.

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