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What would YOU find in an alien black market?


Pariah

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A small tungsten-manganese box with a false bottom; the hidden compartment holds two hundred ten-quadrillion quatloo banknotes from the Cygnus Rift Confederation. The notes are forged, of course, and the other secret compartment -- much harder to find -- has the memory crystal with the video recordings of every entity who's found the fake money.

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A booklet of "truly tasteless mathematical jokes", many of which stem from theorems as yet unproven by humans. The jokes give odd, idiomatic clues to what those are and how the proofs are constructed. If only we understood the references to various species' reproductive and eliminatory physiology....

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A booklet of "truly tasteless mathematical jokes", many of which stem from theorems as yet unproven by humans. The jokes give odd, idiomatic clues to what those are and how the proofs are constructed. If only we understood the references to various species' reproductive and eliminatory physiology....

 

MATH!!!

 

*grabs book, throws it in fire, and performs exorcism.*

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