Cancer Posted April 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 And because these seem more germane than when I wrote the list, long ago: The deadliest diseases manifest symptoms only when it is too late. No amount of planning can obviate an unimagined disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Those whom you admire most view you with revulsion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 Beware of responsibilities that carry unperceived costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 If you were granted your deepest wish, would it destroy what you are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Cancer said: If you were granted your deepest wish, would it destroy what you are? Yes, but what I am is slated to be destroyed anyway Lucius Alexander What about the palindromedary's wish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Lucius said: What about the palindromedary's wish? wouldn't the palindromedary get 2 wishes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 There is no job so simple that some schmuck can't screw it up. Remember this when planning your work activities today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 Those who proclaim their innocence always do so falsely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 Your best work is doomed to go unnoticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 You should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 No one admires someone who performs menial tasks well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 It is now ... too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 A great opportunity lies behind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 Always have a back-up plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 You don't eat here often enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 What if fortune cookie readings had to be interpreted like a Tarot card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 Then you'd have I Ching type readings, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 Fortune cookies? Tarot cards? I Ching? We Tauruses don't believe in any of that crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 If I were to say, "[We] Cancers work slowly and insidiously to invade others' thinking and achieve goals by turning their adversaries against themselves" that would continue the delightful ambiguity of the label. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 Leave a big tip here. You may not get another opportunity to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 Examine your home for undiscovered damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 Even your enemies see you as more bungling than malicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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