archer Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 Please wash your hands before reading this fortune cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sveta8 Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 Well wishing and will writing is imperative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 Nobody withstands The Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 No one at or near the top of a corrupt system can perceive that the system is corrupt, which is why cleaning out corruption is difficult and often requires violence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 tkdguy and Lawnmower Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Old Man said: I think a lot of people have already figured out that part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 Writing jeremaiads is like masturbation. Only real sickos wants to see the end product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 Be prepared for the truth. (Got this one this evening.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 Oh, that one's not at all ominous. Just remember what the Vorlons say--"The Truth Points To Itself." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 This message means exactly what you want it to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 In extra large fortune cookies, a Playboy Bunny wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 It is nigh-on impossible to retain your hold onto a wiggly, struggling cat and pull up your pants at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 18 minutes ago, Cancer said: It is nigh-on impossible to retain your hold on a wiggly, struggling cat and pull up your pants at the same time. I’m REALLLLLY afraid to ask what you were doing when you discovered this fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 Trying to bring the cat back into the house while wearing jeans that I hadn't put belt into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 False accusations often are things the accuser would have done in your place. Tjack, Tom Cowan, Grailknight and 1 other 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 The Magic 8-Ball says, "Isn't that illegal?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Place not your trust in kings and princes, for three of a kind will take them both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 If you are not part of the solution, then you are part of the precipitate. Lee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 BITE ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 No, I don't know where you've been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 If your subordinate's job is to make you look good, you aren't paying them enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 If you're happy and you know it, don't get used to it. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 A disgruntled employee caused the production of a large batch of cookies all containing the same fortune ("BITE ME!"). If your table recently received nothing but these, be assured the situation has been corrected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2022 Corporate servitude is eternal. Life is short. Give your micromanaging boss the finger and be free. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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