Old Man Posted December 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 I've got a piece of Sausage Egg McMuffin wedged in between my teeth and there is no floss or string anywhere in the office. Dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Garnfurgle gleep, ractor nix. Bon na neep, neep ninny grog. Faltoxisious flex anng urkspittle tresk vonto fanto. Iopli hye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Sometimes it's the non-sequitors that get me the most on various boards. "Look at Frosty go! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Ah, the joy of waking up Christmas Eve Morning to the sounds of a family squabble....it's a magical moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 24, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Okay, it's time for me to pull out my Christmas spirit! *ka-CHAK* BLAM BLAM BLAM Yes, my Christmas spirit has a pre-ban magazine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Due to our crazy schedules, gifts were exchanged today. My grandmother is here, and though I Love her very much, I've run out of things to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 This mouse must die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 I love working on erev christian holiday! There are four contract testers in the building. That's it. We've got the music cranked up, an age of empires game going on our admin machines, have a chest of beer, tons of snacks, are getting paid regular time and holiday pay, and have a small tickle of work that needs to be dealt with. Joy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 As my grandmother's presence , as usual, casts a calming effect on the entire household, I can only assume she is the most powerful mystic in the world! Perhaps assigned to keep my sister's plots from succeeding? It just might be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 I'm being far too amused by Google's snowmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 I say it again. My grandmother is the sweetest most wonderful woman on the planet, inspiring peace and love in all those around her... and I will beat who ever says otherwise to a bloody pulp with my own two hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Does someone out there have an extra gift wrapping gene? I seem to have been born without one. Hell, a water buffalo could do a better job than I've done... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 I'm starting to appreciate anal retentive people. They don't crap on everyone around them. Lucius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Page O Flames from Straight Dope has some amusing lines. "...loonies keep popping back up and reiterating points we've addressed hundreds of times before. It's like a possessed game of Whack-a-Mole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Well, presents are given, and my grandmother is safely on her own way home. It can only go down hill from here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted December 25, 2003 Report Share Posted December 25, 2003 The downside to being a taxi driver: Working Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's. On commission. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2003 Report Share Posted December 25, 2003 I'm the only one on. I'm taking ove rhte front page.!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2003 Report Share Posted December 25, 2003 Just after I post that last post, evryone started showing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2003 Well, everything that can be done in time for xmas has been done. Now I have thirty minutes to relax before the family carnival begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2003 Report Share Posted December 25, 2003 Why is it impossible to ever take over the Hero boards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2003 Report Share Posted December 25, 2003 I was able to hold on to the front page thru 3 refreshes. so I held it for a total of a minute and a half. My post-fu is getting stronger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 25, 2003 Report Share Posted December 25, 2003 My mother is a hardworking RN, in fact, she is working even now. It's amazing to me what nurses have to put up with, they work unbelievably hard hours, are severely understaffed, and yet are as restricted as much, if not more so, than Doctors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 25, 2003 Report Share Posted December 25, 2003 Is hanging on in quiet desperation REALLY the English way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 25, 2003 Report Share Posted December 25, 2003 What do I want to do today, they ask me. Can't I just be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Posted December 26, 2003 Report Share Posted December 26, 2003 There's a Santa Claus doll hanging over the bar in my cafeteria. It's a Paratrooper Santa, sort of. Anyway, it's got a parachute, and it dangles its legs and sings Christmas jungles. It activates by touching it or via sound detectors. Of course every customer activates it. It's funny the first half-score times you see it. After a while, it grows boring. I have to see it eight hours a day, every day. I hate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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