December 23, 200321 yr Author comment_257072 I've got a piece of Sausage Egg McMuffin wedged in between my teeth and there is no floss or string anywhere in the office. Dammit.
December 24, 200321 yr comment_257287 Garnfurgle gleep, ractor nix. Bon na neep, neep ninny grog. Faltoxisious flex anng urkspittle tresk vonto fanto. Iopli hye?
December 24, 200321 yr comment_257323 Sometimes it's the non-sequitors that get me the most on various boards. "Look at Frosty go! "
December 24, 200321 yr comment_257611 Ah, the joy of waking up Christmas Eve Morning to the sounds of a family squabble....it's a magical moment
December 24, 200321 yr Author comment_257674 Okay, it's time for me to pull out my Christmas spirit! *ka-CHAK* BLAM BLAM BLAM Yes, my Christmas spirit has a pre-ban magazine!
December 24, 200321 yr comment_257687 Due to our crazy schedules, gifts were exchanged today. My grandmother is here, and though I Love her very much, I've run out of things to say.
December 24, 200321 yr comment_257700 I love working on erev christian holiday! There are four contract testers in the building. That's it. We've got the music cranked up, an age of empires game going on our admin machines, have a chest of beer, tons of snacks, are getting paid regular time and holiday pay, and have a small tickle of work that needs to be dealt with. Joy
December 24, 200321 yr comment_257717 As my grandmother's presence , as usual, casts a calming effect on the entire household, I can only assume she is the most powerful mystic in the world! Perhaps assigned to keep my sister's plots from succeeding? It just might be.
December 24, 200321 yr comment_257749 I say it again. My grandmother is the sweetest most wonderful woman on the planet, inspiring peace and love in all those around her... and I will beat who ever says otherwise to a bloody pulp with my own two hands.
December 24, 200321 yr comment_257751 Does someone out there have an extra gift wrapping gene? I seem to have been born without one. Hell, a water buffalo could do a better job than I've done...
December 24, 200321 yr comment_257759 I'm starting to appreciate anal retentive people. They don't crap on everyone around them.
December 24, 200321 yr comment_257764 Page O Flames from Straight Dope has some amusing lines. "...loonies keep popping back up and reiterating points we've addressed hundreds of times before. It's like a possessed game of Whack-a-Mole."
December 24, 200321 yr comment_257769 Well, presents are given, and my grandmother is safely on her own way home. It can only go down hill from here
December 25, 200321 yr comment_257808 The downside to being a taxi driver: Working Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's. On commission. JG
December 25, 200321 yr Author comment_257830 Well, everything that can be done in time for xmas has been done. Now I have thirty minutes to relax before the family carnival begins.
December 25, 200321 yr comment_257866 I was able to hold on to the front page thru 3 refreshes. so I held it for a total of a minute and a half. My post-fu is getting stronger.
December 25, 200321 yr comment_257965 My mother is a hardworking RN, in fact, she is working even now. It's amazing to me what nurses have to put up with, they work unbelievably hard hours, are severely understaffed, and yet are as restricted as much, if not more so, than Doctors.
December 26, 200321 yr comment_258112 There's a Santa Claus doll hanging over the bar in my cafeteria. It's a Paratrooper Santa, sort of. Anyway, it's got a parachute, and it dangles its legs and sings Christmas jungles. It activates by touching it or via sound detectors. Of course every customer activates it. It's funny the first half-score times you see it. After a while, it grows boring. I have to see it eight hours a day, every day. I hate it.
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