lemming Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Checking in here just to leave a vapor trail and see how things are. Burrito Boy, tkdguy and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Pimping my latest literary aspiration. The Metal Men! http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/features/137656-on-the-other-hand-10-the-metal-men.html tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Why the hell does soccer record own goals? Is there any other sport that gives "credit" for scoring to the defense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 My current rpg dream -- Any system with: 1. Custom miniatures 2. Transparent bases 3. Gridless terrain The last two are available in stores, but I may have to get a 3D printer for the first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 I downloaded this little time killer app called What if...? that poses ridiculous questions like "What if you could have world peace BUT the internet would disappear?" And you say yes or no whether you accept the deal. Some are fun, some make no sense, but one in particular caught my imagination. WHAT IF... you could read minds ...BUT... you farted the entire time? I balked for a half second, then thought I can just read minds from further away or through a window. Or in wind. Or not even care at all! "Baker, you keep farting!" "Yes sir I do, but you're embezzling money and cheating on your wife and your mistress. Now, let's tell everyone these facts and see which one of us gets embarrassed." Champions has ruined me so that I can take things like this and think I can work with this. I've done worse. Points to the first person to write up The Farting Telepath. Burrito Boy, Cancer and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 aylwin13, your current avatar confuses the heck out of me every time I see it. There, someone had to say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 The lyrics to Tennessee Stud by Johnny Cash came to mind and I suddenly thought 'Is that Hermit being talked about ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Does the -3 Off Hand penalty apply with plungers, too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 For April Fools Day, my son is going to post videos of himself eating Kit Kat bars the wrong way. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 "Renegade" by Styx followed by "Bad Company" by Bad Company. Pandora rocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 Anyone that says, "You and I, we're not so different," is evil. Fact. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 In the past month, my longest and highest-scoring words in Words With Friends have been "stroking" and "jihad", respectively. I think "Stroking Jihad" would be a great name for a punk band. Logan D. Hurricanes, Starlord, tkdguy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 I am seriously bummed that an anime series about a woman and her dragon maid is over. I am currently listening to the character album. In japanese. it was relentlessly cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 One day the Master announced that a young monk had reached an advanced state of enlightenment. The news caused some stir. Some of the other monks went to see the young monk. "We heard that you are enlightened. Is this true?" "It is," he replied. "And how do you feel?" "Just as miserable as ever," said the young monk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 My introduction to ice hockey was going to games at Denver University when I was growing up. DU won the NCAA men's hockey championship tonight, beating Minnesota-Duluth 3-2. Go Pioneers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Is death just a fact of life, or is life just a fact of death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Will you still need him ? Will you still feed him ? Aylwin13 is 54. Happy Birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 It's not even 11 yet, and I'm ready to kill. First, can someone please explain to me why people will drive into a parking lot that is mostly empty and still park in the middle of the driving lane? There is quite literally a parking space 10 feet away, but you can't be bothered to get the f##k out of the way to make your damn phone call?? Once is simply rude, but this is now a regular occurrence here. Is it a Gainesville thing? I've never seen this so often in my life. Gotta be Florida. Then, I get to my desk and discover that hours of work is missing. ^$%# me. It can only be my fault, but that doesn't help. This is gonna be a long day. Then I find out--completely unrelated--that It Follows, one of the worst movies I've ever seen, is getting nearly universal praise as the next thing in horror, and I know I've lost my mind. This is clearly the darkest timeline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Gnat attack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 I'll be in the March for Science here in Seattle in few hours. If the forces of ignorance, avarice, and intolerance descend and strike me down, avenge me. Hermit and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Dear YouTube channels, Please stop saying "If you like my videos you can subscribe to my channel." Oh, can I?? I have yet to encounter a video and thought, "I wonder if I can subscribe to this channel." We know how this works. When YouTube was young, maybe it was a necessary message. But even new viewers pick up how this all works pretty damn quickly. Your little blurbs are bordering on desperate and pathetic, now, and are excruciating for those already subscribed. Please stop it. Give us a little credit, and we'll be more likely to return the favor. Signed, Annoyed on the Internet Burrito Boy, tkdguy, Pariah and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Rereading The Hobbit with younger boy and it occurs to me that it's the ultimate powergamer RPG campaign. Encounter 1: Entire party captured by trolls. Rescued by NPC. Kewl Lewtz: two named artifact swords and a magic dagger. Encounter 2: Entire party captured by goblins. Rescued by NPC. Kewl Lewtz: hobbit finds literally the most powerful artifact in the game universe, on the ground, in the dark, undefended. Encounter 3: Entire party captured by wolves. Rescued by NPC eagles. Encounter 4: Entire party gets lost in the woods. One member KOed by a stream. Encounter 5: Entire party captured by spiders except for hobbit. Hobbit defeats spiders using ludicrous artifacts. Encounter 6: Entire party captured by wood elves except for hobbit. Hobbit springs party using ludicrous artifacts. Encounter 7: Hobbit wakes dragon which promptly incinerates town full of innocent people. NPC slays dragon. Kewl Lewtz: party inherits entire hoard including magic armor and most valuable jewel in the campaign setting. Encounter 8: Horde of goblins and wolves defeated by horde of NPCs. Some PCs KIA. Still a fun book though. Cancer, tkdguy and aylwin13 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 Why did I listen to THAT song? I know that song always makes me cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 You know when you were in school, and there was a group project, and you got paired with a drama queen and a slacker, and you had to do everything yourself in order to pass? Marriage. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 The other day I got a new phone. In the store, I noticed the patterns on the walls and panels and got ideas about making terrain for wargaming. Is that wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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