Marcus Impudite

When you're swimming in a creek,
and an eel bites your cheek,
That's a Moray.
 
{ducks}

When you're swimming in a creek,
and an eel bites your cheek,
That's a Moray.
 
{ducks}

Magic Word is an interesting one-trick pony villain. Is his civilian name Heywood U. Kindly?
 
BTW, I noticed you mentioned that reality benders are a thing in this universe. One idea that might be worth exploring is how disturbingly common it is for those who attain reality bending powers to be raging egomaniacs and try to reshape the entire world to suit their tastes. One such person, for example, the first things he did with his new powers was to create himself a palatial mansion on public lands and a vast army of themed minions.

Magic Word is an interesting one-trick pony villain. Is his civilian name Heywood U. Kindly?
 
BTW, I noticed you mentioned that reality benders are a thing in this universe. One idea that might be worth exploring is how disturbingly common it is for those who attain reality bending powers to be raging egomaniacs and try to reshape the entire world to suit their tastes. One such person, for example, the first things he did with his new powers was to create himself a palatial mansion on public lands and a vast army of themed minions.

Ah yes, stories about dimwitted crooks picking the wrong house or apartment to break into, those are always good for some chuckles. And the Copperhead Road reference brought a smile to my face. Some home owners it turns out are proponents of the Castle Doctrine... the Frank Castle Doctrine, that is.
 
I'm also reminded of a news story about two idiots who tried to mug, of all people, Chuck Norris. Yes, you heard me right, that Chuck Norris. Apparently the two brain-trusts thought all the martial arts he did in movies and on TV were fake. Needless to say, it didn't end well for them.

Ah yes, stories about dimwitted crooks picking the wrong house or apartment to break into, those are always good for some chuckles. And the Copperhead Road reference brought a smile to my face. Some home owners it turns out are proponents of the Castle Doctrine... the Frank Castle Doctrine, that is.
 
I'm also reminded of a news story about two idiots who tried to mug, of all people, Chuck Norris. Yes, you heard me right, that Chuck Norris. Apparently the two brain-trusts thought all the martial arts he did in movies and on TV were fake. Needless to say, it didn't end well for them.

Ah yes, stories about dimwitted crooks picking the wrong house or apartment to break into, those are always good for some chuckles. And the Copperhead Road reference brought a smile to my face. Some home owners it turns out are proponents of the Castle Doctrine... the Frank Castle Doctrine, that is.
 
I'm also reminded of a news story about two idiots who tried to mug, of all people, Chuck Norris. Yes, you heard me right, that Chuck Norris. Apparently the two brain-trusts thought all the martial arts he did in movies and on TV were fake. Needless to say, it didn't end well for them.

"He who goes through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok."

"The light at the end of your tunnel is actually an oncoming freight train."

Cost        Powers
7                 Crowbar: Multipower, 15-points reserve; all slots OAF (-1)
1u               1) Prying: +15 STR; OAF (-1), Only For Prying/Leverage-Based Tasks (-½)
1u               2) Use As A Blunt Instrument: HA +3d6; OAF (-1), Hand-To-Hand Attack (-½)
1u               3) Sharp Prongs: HKA 1d6 (2d6 with STR); OAF (-1)
 
Total Cost: 10-points

Cost        Powers
7                 Crowbar: Multipower, 15-points reserve; all slots OAF (-1)
1u               1) Prying: +15 STR; OAF (-1), Only For Prying/Leverage-Based Tasks (-½)
1u               2) Use As A Blunt Instrument: HA +3d6; OAF (-1), Hand-To-Hand Attack (-½)
1u               3) Sharp Prongs: HKA 1d6 (2d6 with STR); OAF (-1)
 
Total Cost: 10-points

Cost        Powers
7                 Crowbar: Multipower, 15-points reserve; all slots OAF (-1)
1u               1) Prying: +15 STR; OAF (-1), Only For Prying/Leverage-Based Tasks (-½)
1u               2) Use As A Blunt Instrument: HA +3d6; OAF (-1), Hand-To-Hand Attack (-½)
1u               3) Sharp Prongs: HKA 1d6 (2d6 with STR); OAF (-1)
 
Total Cost: 10-points

Cost        Powers
7                 Crowbar: Multipower, 15-points reserve; all slots OAF (-1)
1u               1) Prying: +15 STR; OAF (-1), Only For Prying/Leverage-Based Tasks (-½)
1u               2) Use As A Blunt Instrument: HA +3d6; OAF (-1), Hand-To-Hand Attack (-½)
1u               3) Sharp Prongs: HKA 1d6 (2d6 with STR); OAF (-1)
 
Total Cost: 10-points

Cost        Powers
7                 Crowbar: Multipower, 15-points reserve; all slots OAF (-1)
1u               1) Prying: +15 STR; OAF (-1), Only For Prying/Leverage-Based Tasks (-½)
1u               2) Use As A Blunt Instrument: HA +3d6; OAF (-1), Hand-To-Hand Attack (-½)
1u               3) Sharp Prongs: HKA 1d6 (2d6 with STR); OAF (-1)
 
Total Cost: 10-points

"He who goes through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok."

Cost        Powers
7                 Crowbar: Multipower, 15-points reserve; all slots OAF (-1)
1u               1) Prying: +15 STR; OAF (-1), Only For Prying/Leverage-Based Tasks (-½)
1u               2) Use As A Blunt Instrument: HA +3d6; OAF (-1), Hand-To-Hand Attack (-½)
1u               3) Sharp Prongs: HKA 1d6 (2d6 with STR); OAF (-1)
 
Total Cost: 10-points

Telling bad jokes in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

Couldn't possibly agree more. NOTA 2016.

Political Science Theater 3000
 
In the not too distant future,
Super Tuesday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
 
He worked at Gizmonic institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him so they made him watch the Presidential Race.
 
(ARRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
 
The parties selected wretched candidates,
The worst they could find (la, la, la)
He'll have to sit and watch the debates,
And they'll monitor his mind (la, la, la)
 
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the debates begin or end.
Because he used those special parts,
To make his robot friends.
 
Robot Roll Call (Let's Go!)
 
Cambot (Pan Left!)
Gypsy (Hi Girls!)
Tom Servo (Hi Tall Guy!)
Crooooooow (I'm The Wisecracker!)
 
If you're wondering who would elect these dolts,
Or other political facts (la, la, la)
Then repeat to yourself it's U.S. politics,
The standards are kinda lax.
 
For Political Science Theater 3000

Because you'd have to be high on something to want either Donald or Hillary as POTUS.

Yeah she tried to change the world...
 

 
But not in a good way.
 
Trump is a jackass and Hillary is a corrupt greedy psycho.  Neither one is anyone we should admire or look up to.  I cannot get the fawning adoration that politicians get when all we should treat them with is contempt and suspicion.  They do not give a crap about you no matter what lies they tell you.

i'd be ok with Clint Eastwood's empty chair at this point, in comparison with current 2.

Don't forget about the ones that kill people's pets for sh*ts and giggles, laugh in the faces of distraught pet owners afterward, and then suffer absolutely no meaningful consequences for their misdeeds.

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