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Just started up a new FtF Steampunk game, set in the world of the Kandris Seal. The Cast: Savannah Leblanc - Beautiful shootist from Louisiana, with a knack for trouble and action. Morden Yazimoff - Jewish geomancer and student of the occult. ADEN - Artificial clockwork man who serves Master Yazimoff with a upper crust demeanor. Alicia Keen - Vertically challenged Italian mystic and seer with an air of mystery. Thackary Hartwell - Young British Savant (mad scientist) specializing in weaponry and explosives.

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread I shall rub the lucky bunny's feet for you, Chad.

Re: THE ULTIMATE BASE -- What Do *You* Want To See?

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Glad you're keeping track of them! The three that stick out in my mind were: Our party consists of a female gunslinger from America, a sorceress from Italy, a Jewish Kabbalist from Romania, and a clockwork man. The final player is debating whether his character should be a man or a woman... GM: Play the girl. Then your party could be called "Three hot chicks, a robot, and a Jew." ...which set off a whole evening of "Three girls, a robot, and a Jew walk into a bar..." jokes. The heroes are assigned to investigate a strange Road Rally that seems to have some sort of occult significance. The mysterious founder of the race has offered a 10,000 pound prize to the winner... Morden: Who is the Guarantor of the prize money? GM: The First Bank of Ireland. ADEN: Well, obviously! Haven't we learned by now that all our problems stem from the Irish? ...which set off a whole evening of "potato famine" jokes. The party's Savant is investigating the racers and their vehicles... Thackery: Is everyone in the race a Savant? GM: No, there are some mundane engineers as well. And there are a lot of people who call themselves Savants but who really aren't... ADEN: You can tell them because when their cars explode, the fireball isn't nearly as spectacular!

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Re: Order of the Stick Remove Curse takes just one standard action. Sending takes 10 minutes. I think I know what I'd do in that Cleric's shoes.

Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing

Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing This is too confusing. I think I'm just going to go back to killing people indiscriminately. :bmk:

Re: Can I post an adventure? Yes, you absolutely can post your adventure. I'd bet most folks here would love to see it.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Fingers X'd for you, Chad!

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I feel ya, bro. I try to get my gaming group to agree "she's hawt!" is a reason not to kill someone, but no!

Re: Musings on Random Musings Tribble, to turn off the Chat box: Go to User CP. Under Settings and Options, select User Options. Way down towards the bottom of the page, there's an option called "Show the chatbox". Click the "No" radio button. At the very bottom of the page, click the Save Changes button. Dunno if someone else has already answered this for you.

Re: Jokes Guy gets into an airplane and is shocked when he sees that his seatmate is a large african parrot. Once the plane is airborn, the stewardesses are walking around making sure everyone is OK. The man is going to ask for a pillow, but the parrot suddenly squawks, "Hey b***h, I need a blanket here -- and make it fast, sweetcheeks!" The stewardess is alarmed, but gives the bird his blanket and hurries off. The man doesn't get his pillow, to his great disappointment. Later, they're starting to bring everyone snacks. Just as the attendent is about to hand the gentleman his peanuts, the parrot squawks, "Hey b***h! Gimme some peanuts!" The stewardess is so shocked she gives the man's peanuts to the bird and hurries away. The man is really frustrated that he didn't get his snack. Then the attendents start to bring drinks. But before the man can order, the parrot squawks, "Hey b***h, bring me a scotch, and make it quick!" By this time, the man has had his fill. He turns to the stewardess and shouts, "Dammit b***h, give me some service here!" Well, the flight crew has had enough. The pilot comes back, along with an air marshall and a burly steward. They grab the man and the parrot, drag them to the back of the plane, open the door, and throw them both out. On the way down, the parrot turns to the man and says, "You're pretty mouthy for a guy who can't fly."

Re: Jokes You know what's funnier than Norm's jokes? Everything! Seriously though, the funniest part of that clip was watching him bomb.

Re: Foxbat's next big hit after Inna-Gadda-da-Foxbat I've got a fever, and the only cure is more Foxbat!

Re: Jokes Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.

Re: Foods for those that just don't care anymore Got it.

Re: "Neat" Pictures I have no earthly idea what they were advertising, but I think I want some.

Re: Who should be featured next? The Big Book of CLOWN!!! Run away!!!!

Hawt! Apparently, they're mammals. Who knew?

Re: The cranky thread Not for me. As I said before, I like unpacking stuff. In this case, I was cleaning out the basement and found a box with a bunch of our garden stuff in it (it never got unpacked when we first moved in because it was the dead of winter at the time).

Re: A Thread for Random Musings There's a couple of blue jays outside eating the seeds out of my sunflowers. First time I've seen blue jays around these parts. They're quite pretty.

Re: The cranky thread We moved over 18 months ago, and just last week I found another box to unpack.

Re: Brass City Nocturne Hey Seth! I've changed him (quite a bit) from the original concept I sent you. What do you think?

Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing