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Re: Jokes An old couple and a newlywed couple were having tea together. The young wife asked her husband, "Pass the honey, honey." The young husband in turn asked his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar." The longtime husband decided to get in on the act, and asked his wife...

Re: "Neat" Pictures Why does this elevator take so long?

Re: The Cat Launcher Telekinesis, Physical Manifestation. That allows for the grab (reducing CV), the squeeze (cat scratch damage), and the manifestation may possibly allow for blocked sight. Either that, or borrow the Opaque Adder from Entangle.

Re: Painted into a plot corner and the muse has fled! When I GM, I just have the bad guys go about their business without any clear idea of how the heroes will stop them. They always come up with something, so I let them have at it. If they seem to be stuck, I fall back on the old chestnut of their third idea being the right one.

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine He adjusts to the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease. Geek!

Re: Abbot and Costello Meet Doctor Destroyer I must confess, I was repped under false pretenses. I can only dream of using Photoshop one day. That's all done using MS Paint, baby!

Re: Lady Liberty Here's another handy picture for her. Be sure to check out all the other free character art in BlackWyrm's Extras section.

Re: THE ULTIMATE BASE -- What Do *You* Want To See? I'd like a good breakdown of security measures. How do you build a museum's invisible laser detection grid? How would one defeat it? How would you build a series of deathtraps in a pyramid? Can a base be Megascaled? How can I build a "city in a bottle?"

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread. Half Skull is a superhero? I'm not sure I'd want him to rescue me from a burning building.

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Defibrillatrix.

Re: Search-Fu Failure... Utility Belt? It includes bat shark repeelant spray, which only repels bat sharks.

Re: NAZI Villians I still have print copies. Anyone wanting to order The Algernon Files or The Fires of War can contact me directly.

Re: Ape Name Needed ...the sausage kingpin of Chicago

Re: A Thread for Random Videos Speaking of dance-offs, here's one with the Presidential candidates. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVvmrum3cUA

Re: A Thread for Random Videos The Star Wars Dance Off reminded me of Fett's Vette.

Re: "Neat" Pictures Amazing striped icebergs Icebergs in the Antarctic area sometimes have stripes, formed by layers of snow that react to different conditions. Blue stripes are often created when a crevice in the ice sheet fills up with melt water and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form. When an iceberg falls into the sea, a layer of salty seawater can freeze to the underside. If this is rich in algae, it can form a green stripe. Brown, black and yellow lines are caused by sediment, picked up when the ice sheet grinds downhill towards the sea.

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Zippo, the Amazing.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos 10 Things I Hate About Commandments

Re: Tips for Evil Cult Members I generally tip Evil Cult Members 20%, just to be safe.

Re: "Neat" Pictures Iron Man, Iron Man. Does whatever an iron can. Presses shirts, squashes ants. Puts the crease in your pants. Get steamed, here comes the Iron Man.

Re: Foxbat's next big hit after Inna-Gadda-da-Foxbat We will, we will, Fox You!

Re: Jokes What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?

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Re: "Neat" Pictures That ad puts me in the mood for some jerky.

Re: Abbot and Costello Meet Doctor Destroyer