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Captain Obvious

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  1. Re: Genre-crossover nightmares The Best Little Chainsaw Massacre in Texas
  2. Re: Order of the Stick Varsuvius is a girl?
  3. Re: A Robert E. Howard moment..... Kane has business in bars. When you're chosen by God to scourge the world of evil, you have to go where the evil lurks.
  4. Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves You have to make sure the armor is "relaxed fit" before shifting to wolf form.
  5. Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Okay, I was thinking the title to this thread was pretty witty, and I would probably buy a t-shirt with it. But the puns have gotten pretty bad. Put a quark in it, guys.
  6. Re: "Neat" Pictures Never mind the explanation...here's the source.. http://www.amazon.com/The-Injury/dp/B000U5KNKC/ref=pd_vodsm_B000U5KNKC Kind of an obscure reference I guess. You had to be there.
  7. Re: Make a Green Lantern Oath He should rename himself Dr Needs-a-hug then.
  8. Re: "Neat" Pictures It's about time someone invented this. Think of all the work time lost to burnt feet.
  9. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Seems to me there should be another short guy along named Theodore. And is this guy's last name Seville?
  10. Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves "Immune to ordinary weapons" varies from source to source. One of the earliest werewolf stories I remember hearing about had a Roman legionary wounding a wolf and later finding one of his comrades wounded in the same way back at camp.
  11. Re: Supernatural Martial Artists That's not exactly what I was thinking about...that pretty much links back with the zodiac. This is more along the lines of what I was thinking.
  12. Re: Supernatural Martial Artists The five elements make a pretty good theme...Fire, Wood, Metal, Water, Earth. Also the four cardinal directions had animal associated with them. I don't recall which animal went with which direction, but they were dragon, tiger, pheonix, and turtle.
  13. Re: "Neat" Pictures There's a lot of awesome in there.
  14. Re: Order of the Stick I have a feeling Xykon's going to eventually regret tromping all over Redcloak's dignity.
  15. Re: Jokes I don't get all these CEO jokes. Don't CEOs get bonuses when their companies go down the toilet?
  16. Re: Real Locations that should be fantasy Isn't L. Marcus Swedish? I don't think he's too impressed...
  17. Re: How to handle infiltration? (Mass Combat Rules Question) If you're using the mass combat rules from Fantasy Hero, I'd also use the infiltrating unit's size modifier as a penalty to the Stealth roll. A squad or platoon of rangers is going to have an easier time hiding out than a division's worth of them.
  18. Re: Legal Questions: Pink Defense If this thing extends so far as to turn the mice in the break room pink, pretty much all the employees themselves are going to be pink by the end of the first week. Everyone that takes a personal call or a bathroom break or who zones out for a minute except on their own personal break time is costing the company wages and contributing no work in exchange. And that doesn't even get into those people who write a note to themselves on a company Post-It or use a company staple or paperclip on personal papers.
  19. Re: It's 2010 - finally my jet pack is here! With the traffic around here, I'd be all about that jetpack, even if I have to find a place to park it. Bypassing all that idiocy at the traffic bottlenecks would make me giddy.
  20. Re: "Neat" Pictures Birds do it, bees do it, even gumboots chitons do it...
  21. Re: Genre-crossover nightmares This isn't so much a nightmare, but I can't wait to see the kids from Sunnydale clean out that nest of Twilight vampires.
  22. Re: "Neat" Pictures Wow...I think you're right. I'd have never guessed. Every pic I've ever seen of a chiton has been top down, like the one in your link. That face-to-something-analogous-to-a-face shot really threw me.
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