Hermit Posted March 3, 2003 Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 We've had some interesting debates on who could beat who in comic book dom. Which is kind of fun Anyone thought of total mismatches? Those cross over battles that you're pretty sure would last, two or three panels tops, maybe a page if folks were feeling chatty? One I'd like to see.... Superman VS Speedball The only way Speedball could probably win is if Superman got dizzy watching speedy bounce around. Lobo VS the Fabulous Frogman Poor Eugene's legs would be served on a side platter Wolverine VS one of the Robins (Sure I'll get someone protesting this one) The kid would probably feel as if he'd fallen into a terminator movie... ("He's still coming!") Galactus VS the Blue Beetle? "Oh , well, this is just ducky..." any thoughts on other matches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdeath Posted March 3, 2003 Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 New Dr Destroyer vs the entire old 4th edition Champions team. Not just Seeker's going to get his ass kicked. D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 3, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 As Seeker watches Quantum get slammed through a steel wall, "Not so funny now, is it mate?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 3, 2003 Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 Ambush Bug vs. Superman!!! Oh wait, it's been done... Hmmm, for that matter, anybody vs. Superman during some periods of the comics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmOz Posted March 3, 2003 Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 The Red Bee vs The Terminator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogier300 Posted March 3, 2003 Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 Mack Bolan vs. Frank Castle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted March 3, 2003 Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 Iron Man vs. the Waffler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted March 3, 2003 Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by ogier300 Mack Bolan vs. Frank Castle D'oh! Talk about The Original vs. the Knock-Off... And Mr. Bolan (would YOU call him Mack if you weren't a personal friend?) wouldn't even need his cast of friends and allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shafti76 Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Old "Mack" River Isn't "Mack" about 110 years old now? Shaft.....out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoViking Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Galactus vs. Matter-Eater Lad Battle of the eaters:). Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Superman vs Aunt May Captain America vs Nazi mooks and as a mildly obscure Marvel character reference, how about Harpoon vs the Walrus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Escafarc Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Superskrull Superman vs Aunt May Captain America vs Nazi mooks and as a mildly obscure Marvel character reference, how about Harpoon vs the Walrus How about Blue Beatle vs. the Walrus:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Agent Escafarc How about Blue Beatle vs. the Walrus:D The walrus... no question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Logue Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Lex Luthor vs. Thor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cubist Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Lobo vs. Wolverine (no, wait, that one was done- what the fu3k were those guys smoking? LOgan? Vs. Lobo, not even with the admantium, without he wouldn't evenlast five seconds- and I'm a Wolverine fan from way back). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosliege Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Wonder Woman vs Lois Lane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megaplayboy Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Spiderman vs. Batman--"thwip", "Pow", "thud" Dr. Doom vs. the Joker--"Insolent fool!" Shang-Chi or Lady Shiva vs. 5 year old Gohan Namor vs. Aquaman--"Fish-Talking fool!" magneto vs. the Metal Men Flash vs. Quicksilver Wonder man vs. wonder woman--the amazing amazon wins pretty handily Captain Marvel vs. Captain Marvel--"there can be only one!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithcurtis Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Despero vs. Willy Lumpkin. Not even Willy's ear-wiggling power would save him. Ant-Man vs. Ego Prime, the Living Planet Legion of Super Heroes vs. Power Pack Beyonder vs. Jimmy Olsen Doctor Doom vs. John Byrne (bets on who has the bigger ego?) Keith "Actually really enjoys Byrne" Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Elasticman vs. Mr Fantastic with special guest referee Plasticman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 No Contest Superman vs Bugs Bunny Batman vs Daffy Duck or really anybody vs a Warner cartoon Tigra vs Mon El Magneto vs Shrapnel The Fatal Five vs Alfred (Batman's Butler) Normal Man vs Absolutely Everything Man Batgirl (Barbara Gordon) vs Darkseid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Scrivner Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Hmmm. I'm not sure who the expected winner would be in these previously posted mismatches: Spiderman vs. Batman--"thwip", "Pow", "thud" I mean, Spider-Man survived a battle with Superman (admittedly, he had a little help). And Batman has tangled with all sorts of wierdos from the Swamp Thing to the Hulk. Are we SURE this is a mismatch? Namor vs. Aquaman--"Fish-Talking fool!" Aquaman won when they faced off in the crossover series (whether he SHOULD have is another matter). Captain Marvel vs. Captain Marvel--"there can be only one!" The world's mightiest mortal vs. mister "I zap it with my alien bracers." Both are pretty powerful. Unless one of them caught the other in his Secret ID I think it would be a pretty tough fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Kevin Scrivner Spiderman vs. Batman--"thwip", "Pow", "thud" Yep... Batman would whip his butt (see Dark Knight returns) Captain Marvel vs. Captain Marvel--"there can be only one!" The world's mightiest mortal vs. mister "I zap it with my alien bracers." Both are pretty powerful. Unless one of them caught the other in his Secret ID I think it would be a pretty tough fight. Ah... but Rick Jones would stomp a mud-hole in Billy and then kick the water out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 On the more humorous side: Moonknight vs Bat-mite Wonderman vs The Wonder Twins Krypto, the Superdog vs Scooby-Doo :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 Arthur (from The Tick) vs. Human Torch Oh my God he's heading straight for the flame!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by MisterVimes Yep... Batman would whip his butt (see Dark Knight returns) I'll see your Dark Knight Returns and raise you a DK2. That vomitous mass of amateurish tripe is justification enough to make me want to strangle Miller with his own intestines. 'Sides, I don't know who the poser in the cape was in DKR, but it sure wasn't Kal-El, that for sure. Honestly, how could he NOT know there was gonna be Kryptonite in the final throwdown. Like the Bat was gonna be able to do squat without magic or Green K and I notice that Bat-mite wasn't invited to the scrap. Originally posted by MisterVimes Ah... but Rick Jones would stomp a mud-hole in Billy and then kick the water out. Little snot has it coming after how obnoxious he was in Power of Shazam, too. Beat him like a three year old at K-Mart, Rick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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