GamePhil Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats Yeeeeeesssss!!!! Hmm, I thought that would be more satisfying, somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats Vertigo Foxbat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats Ooh, got some more: Clone-saga Foxbat (Which is the real one? Does anyone actually give two sh!!ts??) Attack of the 50 foot Foxbat! Or howabout the return of Foxbat's long lost father, the ORIGINAL Foxbat (as portrayed by Sean Connery)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats What happens when Foxbat decides to blackmail a small nation in Eastern Europe and accidentally removes the dictator? Grateful peasants declare him their new ruler, grant him the ceremonial face plate, and bestow upon him an honorary doctorate. The land is renamed Foxbatvaria! And Doctor Foxbat begins speaking of himself in the third person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakboy6117 Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats The fabulous FOXBAT is left frozen deep beneath the earth during a tragic misadventure in the opening years of the 21st century. Revived centuries on an earth recovering from a devastating war that’s has left the once proud earth in tatters and a world without heroes. The brave people of earth face a desperate struggle to survive the machinations of sinister galactic empires and the predations various xeno-monsters. And to there rescue comes the legendary FOXBAT armed with his faithful Ping-Pong gun and assited by the beautiful, long suffering, energy blade wielding, ELYSIA MISTRESS OF THE MARTIAL ARTS travels the galaxy aboard the FABULOUS FOXBAT FLYER protecting earth and its people from their enemies HE IS FOXBAT OF THE TWENTY-FOURTH AND A HALF-CENTURY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magmarock Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats Master FB, (The Foxbat of Rap!) Foxy-Bat (the Ultimate Seducer) Franken-Foxbat (a hodgepodge of Foxbat pieces) Count Foxbat or Baron von Foxbat (both vampiric Foxbats) Flexibat (the stretchable, bendable Foxbat) Tabxof (from the inverted universe) Foxbot (Danger, Will Robinson!) The Foxbat Legion (the Cloned Army of Foxbat) Bat del Zorro (Mexican Foxbat) The Indestructable Foxbat (duh) Foxbat Du Jour (a new Foxbat everyday!) Foxbatter-up (Foxbat with a... er, bat?) Eh.. that'll do. Mags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakboy6117 Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats Almost forgot an actor in a badly fitting polyester costume who just plays FOXBAT at something called a roleplaying convention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutsleeve Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats 10 years have gone by most of the super heroes have retired and have gotten older. It has been 10 years since anyone seen him or heard from him. There just arent anymore superhero's or villians anymore. The criminals are just uninventive now they just rob people and kill people and they have no style anymore. But he still remembers he still feels the urges sometimes. When one night the city is rocked by crime spread across the city strange crimes unusual crimes and at each crime scene the same clues they make the people remember they make them think of him. A ponk ponk ponk is the sound which signals his return the ping pong balls are the telling evidance of his rebirth. With a groan from the world, the police, the old champions they finally realise the truth. FOXBAT: THE DORK KNIGHT RETURNS :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEmerged Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats Well' date=' let's see... how about RoboFoxbat? After breaking into one of Mechanon's bases, Foxbat accidentally activates the robot's reassembly devices and is converted into a cyborg. Now he has genuine superpowers, including armor so tough that he's almost impossible to forcibly shut up. Oh, and he's convinced that his shiny new chrome exterior makes him even more irresistable to women.[/quote'] Heh, I did something similar with Leaper (Champions of the North)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McCarthy Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats It shouldn't be hard to cut loose here. All you need is a handy guidebook or a good run of comics. For example, I just finished Essential Avengers vol. 4 yesterday. The original Avengers lineup included: Iron Man Thor Giant Man Wasp Hulk so: Iron Bat - Foxbat in a potent suit of power armor and running a powerful company. He's still a loon, but his parents never lost their money and he's an economic powerhouse, an arms engineer with an eye for 'unconventional solutions'. Thunder Bat ! - In a world where young Freddy Foswell's parents were archaeologists whose careers were ruined by their vile competitors, DBlanc and Oklahoma Jones, Freddy rose to power when he found an ancient croquet mallet in Castle Elsinore, Denmark, which when struck on the ground transformed him into some ancient Norse god. Freddy strives to sound appropriately god-like, but occasionally is distracted by just how cool it is to fly. Towering Fox - Freddy's parents were the world's greatest biochemists and helped him developed the famed Foxbat helm which would allow him to telepathically command and control foxes and bats, and the power to shrink himself small enough to ride a bat. Still, he tired of this (because there weren't enough foxes and bats in a city to threaten most criminals), so he set out to change some bats to be as large as foxes ! However, lightning struck his chemical rack one night, and he himself gained the ability to grow to a height of 100 feet (typically leaving him light headed and lead footed; he frequently falls over after a sudden size change). Foxy Wasp - Freddy Foswell's secret ID will never be discovered ! In what many would term a mortifying development, the formula which was to turn Freddy into Ant-Man, scourge of the insect world, also swaps his gender so he becomes the tiniest of heroines, Foxy Wasp. Sadly, Freddy only read a few girly comics, and all he remembers of them is that he must not wear the same costume too many times. Consequently, his brief 60 month career has seen some 123 costume changes. Freddy Smash ! - Freddy Foswell, it's said, lacked common sense. He was the world's leading authority on alpha-beta-omega rays, and his alpha-beta-omega bomb was going to be the newest in cutting edge military technology. Still, Freddy was quiet, introspective, and prone to retreating from confrontation, retreating into the world of "graphic novels" and "illustrated fiction". But on the day of the alpha-beta-omega bomb test, a callow youth wandered out onto the test range and Freddy ran out to save him. Now Freddy is an outsider (not Outsider, that's another universe) and wanders, on the run from the law, forever dogged by the fear that his dark, violent side will emerge. "Don't make me laugh. You wouldn't like me when I laugh." Or perhaps most fittingly of all: Freddy Foswell, sidekick - Freddy has led a curious career, indeed. From the day he wandered out onto the alpha-beta-omega bomb test range and accidentally created the Brute, to his brief stint as sidekick to the time-lost warrior, Captain Confederacy, to his time sharing a body with the mighty Perseid warrior Marvelous Marv, it's been a rollercoaster. In a similar vein, flip through CKC and ask yourself, "What would Freddy do with these powers ?" Or flip through a list of TV shows and ask, "How would Freddy fit in here ?" It's almost too easy. "Rocketed from a dying world by his father, Fos-El, young Freddy would grow to be the foremost champion of Epsilon-Eridani IV...Foxbat !" "When he saw his parents gunned down before his eyes by a mugger, young Freddy Foswell swore an undying oath to avenge them. Because criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot, he took the costumed form of The Flying Fox" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McCarthy Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats Dial F for Foxbat ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats *watches specially prepared "asteroid" made out of Devourer nanite cloud destroy Foxbat-1M's ping-pong ball gun* That reminds me. Don't forget about Nano-Foxbat! He doesn't even need a ping pong ball gun. His Nanite based VPP allows him to create whatever ping pong ball he needs at the time. Edit: While we're on the subject, I was disappointed to learn that the website listed in Champions Battlegrounds, foxbattalion.com, wasn't real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats Father Foxbat. Foxbat as a priest. I won't go into Foxbat as a Nun. It's too silly. Crouching Foxbat, Hidden Dragon. Foxbat as a mystical martial artist unable to express their feelings to a loved one. Or Foxbat the mystical sword. Foxbat the Green Lectern. His Foxbat Gun or ring is recharged via a green lectern. Same as a Green lantern only a bit more difficult to move around with. Foxbat as a woman. Sensible and effective with a full costume. Foxbat as a woman 2. Think of her as having a costume with just a thread of decency. Then there is always Batfox. What Manbat was to Batman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorWandering 1 Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats Hurled outside of time by a freak ping pong ball accident freddy finds himself stranded in 1940’s north africa. Yes that’s right he is the desert Foxbat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats Baffling evildoers with his amazing hypnotic illusions and snazzy opera cape, he is... Foxbat the Magician! With his loyal leopard-skin clad strongman sidekick, Leroy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuadha Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats The Swamp Foxbat One day Swamp Foxbat was splashed with strange chemicals and fell into a swamp. He didn't get any special powers, but now he hangs out in the swamp a lot and smells really bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunyip Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats The thought that comes to my mind is Mecha-Foxbat - can you imagine a ping-pong ball gun the size of a semi trailer that fires balls the size of Volkswagens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metaphysician Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats How about Mirror Foxbat, who is as serious, competent, and evil as normal Foxbat is crazy, foolish, and good during his "heroic" phases?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats As an infant he was rocketted to Earth by his people, the militaristic Slayans, to destroy and conquer it. Instead he grows up to be a great hero (with tiny bat wings), a mighty warrior (if a little clueless) and the most cosmic martial artist of all! Thrill to the incredible action of... Ping-Pong Ball Z!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuckg Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats [...] Ping-Pong Ball Z!!! ... that's it, I vote for the death penalty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffreyWKramer Posted August 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats ... that's it' date=' I vote for the death penalty.[/quote'] That could result in Foxbat the Fiendly Ghost!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats Foxbat The Forgotten Years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats As an infant he was rocketted to Earth by his people, the militaristic Slayans, to destroy and conquer it. Instead he grows up to be a great hero (with tiny bat wings), a mighty warrior (if a little clueless) and the most cosmic martial artist of all! Thrill to the incredible action of... Ping-Pong Ball Z!!! You, My friend are EVIL. E Vile. A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steriaca Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats Well' date=' let's see... how about RoboFoxbat? After breaking into one of Mechanon's bases, Foxbat accidentally activates the robot's reassembly devices and is converted into a cyborg. Now he has genuine superpowers, including armor so tough that he's almost impossible to forcibly shut up. Oh, and he's convinced that his shiny new chrome exterior makes him even more irresistable to women.[/quote'] Darn...you borrowed by ideal for Fox-Bot, Foxbat's (in)perfect robot double. Well, except that only Foxbat thinks Fox-Bot acualy looks like himself. Also, Fox-Bat can play DVD's, CDs, vareous video games, and 8-track tapes. Plus a mini-frige, TV set, and alarm clock built into his chasie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steriaca Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats As an infant he was rocketted to Earth by his people, the militaristic Slayans, to destroy and conquer it. Instead he grows up to be a great hero (with tiny bat wings), a mighty warrior (if a little clueless) and the most cosmic martial artist of all! Thrill to the incredible action of... Ping-Pong Ball Z!!! So this would be Son Foxbatku? Or Fox Gobat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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