Sketchpad Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Computer error msgs, you'd like to see. "Cash Error: You've spent too much on your system and will be refunded 1 Million Dollars into your bank account. Please do not push Enter again or this will happen repeatedly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Woops. My bad. Sorry. I'll make it up to you. Hang on, let me get my secret Broadband wireless connection and download Halo 2 for you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'We are sorry that you have got this error message again. Here is Bill Gates number so you can ring him personally any time of day and let him know what you think, 1-800-555-LUVBILL.' Ways to get you rejected as candidate for President in front of your party but not fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ways to get you rejected as candidate for President in front of your party but not fired. I was only a governor at the time, and heck, Bill got away with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ways to get you rejected as candidate for President in front of your party but not fired. "We don't care if you played The Terminator, after Kindergarten Cop I don't think we could trust you with the youth of our nation" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ways to get you rejected as candidate for President in front of your party but not fired. We are going to win in all the states, then...AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things heard at family reunions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm surprised he hasn't nailed his sister. Everyone else has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Haa haa your daughters a slut! ... Sorry dad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things heard at family reunions C'mon, haven't you ever heard of kissin' cousins? NT: Signs the attorney defending you in court isn't that good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the attorney defending you in court isn't that good "How does my client plead? Probably like this." (drops to his knees, clasping his hands in prayer) "PLEASE DON'T FIND ME GUILTY! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL WASH YOUR CAR, I'LL SCRUB BETWEEN YOUR TOES, PLEEEEE-HEEEEASE DON'T CONVICT ME!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the attorney defending you in court isn't that good Yer Honor, what does 'nolo conter' mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the attorney defending you in court isn't that good "Well gauuu-lee! I'm in a real-type court place ..." NT: What the actors from X-Men 2 were really thinking while playng their roles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Well gauuu-lee! I'm in a real-type court place ..." NT: What the actors from X-Men 2 were really thinking while playng their roles James Marsden: Maybe my part will be a bit bigger this... *reads script* damn damn damn damn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everyone but Rebecca Romijn-Stamos: She's wearing nothing but blue paint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everyone but Rebecca Romijn-Stamos: She's wearing nothing but blue paint! If another person says "Make it so" one more time, I'm making them eat this fcuking wheelchair... New Topic: Things you don't want to hear while you're naked... AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What the heck is THAT?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If another person says "Make it so" one more time, I'm making them eat this fcuking wheelchair... New Topic: Things you don't want to hear while you're naked... "Mom, I know your trying to sleep but have you seen my pet snake?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things you don't want to hear while you're naked..."Oh. Well. Um... You know' date=' [i']personality[/i] is what really matters..." NT: Truly Honest Oscar Acceptance Speeches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Truly Honest Oscar Acceptance Speeches I'd like to thank...me. For without me and my talent I wouldn't have won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'd like to thank my plastic surgeon for making me pretty enough to win an academy award for actress at age 48... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'd like to thank the academy, for just increasing my asking price tenfold.... NT: Worst First Date Lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oh. See, when Bob said you looked like Charlize Theron, I didn't think he meant with the Monster makeup on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So do you like sheep? I mean REALLY like sheep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat No point on us having an expensive dinner, some sandwiches and coffee will do then we can get down to the shagging. NT: Words you don't want to hear at an Undertaker's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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