Tim Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NS: Things overheard at the buffet. Quick, stuff your bra with this chicken so we can eat tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat *channelling Ryan Stiles* "Oh, crap, here comes Drew Carey ... we're gonna go broke!" NT: If Champions Universe superheroes/supervillains endorsed RL products Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Defender, with Solitaire just behind him, "Because there's no magic like Viagra!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mechanon for the new Intel processor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu King Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ACME Brand Orbital Lasers...4 out of 5 Dr. Destroyers(of various multiverses) recommend them! NT: Bad ideas for theme restaurants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ACME Brand Orbital Lasers...4 out of 5 Dr. Destroyers(of various multiverses) recommend them! NT: Bad ideas for theme restaurants "Good evening, and welcome to Vomit Comet, the Zero-G Training Restaurant. Our specials tonight are AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad ideas for theme restaurants "Welcome to Auchwitz! Would like seating in the oven or showers?" CrosshairCollie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Welcome to the roadkill cafe. Would you like a seat in the tiremark or no-tiremark section? NT: Truely strange people you hope to never meet again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Welcome to the roadkill cafe. Would you like a seat in the tiremark or no-tiremark section? NT: Truely strange people you hope to never meet again. Well, someone has to take the cheap shot. *points at Mightybec* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Truely strange people you hope to never meet again. Weren't you the resident with the proctologist the other day? I didn't get a chance to really see your face. Could I ask you a question? What was all the giggling about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Truly strange people you hope to never meet again. "So, this magical man lives in the sky, and he created the entire universe of stars, galaxies and wonder beyond human comprehension... and if I don't spend the eight or ten decades of life he's given me telling him how great he is, he's going to torture and humiliate me for all of eternity? Oh-kay... well, thanks for the unannounced visit and the lovely literature..." NT: Safety Warnings we really need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat really[/i] need. Notice posted beside a lawyers door Warning: Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat really[/i] need. On the door to the prison shower room: "Do not drop the soap. Trust me on this one. DO NOT DROP THE SOAP." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When you pull out the pin, Mr Grenade is no longer your friend. NT: Legal warnings that are not necessary AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat On a bag of peanuts: "May contain peanuts" [Note: apparently this is a real warning on bags of peanuts on a US airline.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat On bottle of Windex: "Do not use for contacts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat On Michael Jackson: "Keep away from children." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You didn't name a new topic...so I shall... Things you don't want to hear first thing at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Things you don't want to hear first thing at work We're downsizing, clean out your desk and go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, guess what? We're HIRING!" "For your old job..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We moved your product line to England" Signs you may of picked the wrong career Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Signs you may of picked the wrong career Monster job search results: underwater basket weaving No results found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You're a creative, imaganative, people person, motivated by all the good you can do in the world? Great! Here's your cubicle, you will be bilking old people out of their Social Security..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We moved your product line to England" Signs you may of picked the wrong career OUCH! PS - okay, as to the topic: "No, the numbers don't care how you "feel" about them! Back to your accountancy job, Ms. Nightingale!" NT: Someone you don't want to meet (without referencing Mightybec) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Someone you don't want to meet (without referencing Mightybec) (Fine, take away the easy answers!) "Hi, I'm the presimident of the United States. Pleased to make your aquarium." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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