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NT: Computer error msgs, you'd like to see.

 

"Cash Error: You've spent too much on your system and will be refunded 1 Million Dollars into your bank account. Please do not push Enter again or this will happen repeatedly."

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"Woops. My bad. Sorry. I'll make it up to you. Hang on, let me get my secret Broadband wireless connection and download Halo 2 for you."

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'We are sorry that you have got this error message again. Here is Bill Gates number so you can ring him personally any time of day and let him know what you think, 1-800-555-LUVBILL.'

 

Ways to get you rejected as candidate for President in front of your party but not fired.

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Ways to get you rejected as candidate for President in front of your party but not fired.

 

"We don't care if you played The Terminator, after Kindergarten Cop I don't think we could trust you with the youth of our nation" ;)

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Ways to get you rejected as candidate for President in front of your party but not fired.

 

We are going to win in all the states, then...AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHH!

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NT: Signs the attorney defending you in court isn't that good

 

"How does my client plead? Probably like this."

(drops to his knees, clasping his hands in prayer)

"PLEASE DON'T FIND ME GUILTY! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL WASH YOUR CAR, I'LL SCRUB BETWEEN YOUR TOES, PLEEEEE-HEEEEASE DON'T CONVICT ME!!!!"

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NT: Signs the attorney defending you in court isn't that good

 

"Well gauuu-lee! I'm in a real-type court place ..."

 

NT: What the actors from X-Men 2 were really thinking while playng their roles

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"Well gauuu-lee! I'm in a real-type court place ..."

 

NT: What the actors from X-Men 2 were really thinking while playng their roles

 

James Marsden: Maybe my part will be a bit bigger this... *reads script* damn damn damn damn...

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Everyone but Rebecca Romijn-Stamos: She's wearing nothing but blue paint!

If another person says "Make it so" one more time, I'm making them eat this fcuking wheelchair...

 

New Topic: Things you don't want to hear while you're naked...

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If another person says "Make it so" one more time, I'm making them eat this fcuking wheelchair...

 

New Topic: Things you don't want to hear while you're naked...

 

 

"Mom, I know your trying to sleep but have you seen my pet snake?"

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New Topic: Things you don't want to hear while you're naked...
"Oh. Well. Um... You know' date=' [i']personality[/i] is what really matters..."

 

NT: Truly Honest Oscar Acceptance Speeches

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I'd like to thank my plastic surgeon for making me pretty enough to win an academy award for actress at age 48...

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Oh. See, when Bob said you looked like Charlize Theron, I didn't think he meant with the Monster makeup on... :ugly:

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