zornwil Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Thrak, new topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Script an episode of America's Most Fabulous Suicides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Script an episode of America's Most Fabulous Suicides. Tonight on FOX... Johnny is tired of it all, and he's going to end his life with style. Johnny will sing the score from West Side Story from the bottom of a 30 foot pit, and as he hits the final note doors will fly open and flood the pit with 45 tons of 35% whipping cream. Be there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat inelegant, sure, but nothing beats the sheer spectacle of Bob Yarning's wearing the "Ninjas are nancyboys" tee shirt to the Taijutsu nationals.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Script an episode of America's Most Fabulous Suicides. Bubba Hopkins will know paint his body with Bacon fat and run across the middle of this dog kennel full of hungry Pit Bulls. NT: World's dumbest crooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat er...Topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bubba Hopkins will know paint his body with Bacon fat and run across the middle of this dog kennel full of hungry Pit Bulls. NT: World's dumbest crooks. (True story.) "Excuse me, sir? Did you mean to write your 'give me all the money' note on the back of a letter from your probation officer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Another true story. Guy goes to knick car but takes pics of him and girlfriend in car and in course of stealing it. Manages to leave camera behind and pictures are then developed leading the police to the suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's dumbest crooks."All right, I'm going to go over our entire plan again, in great detail. First, though, I'm going to start this cam-corder. I'll make lots of copies for you all, don't worry..." NT: The last thing you remember saying to your wife before waking up on the floor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The last thing you remember saying to your wife before waking up on the floor... "But honey, by the time she's YOUR age, she won't look HALF that good!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy_The_Ruthles Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "NT: The last thing you remember saying to your wife before waking up on the floor... So i'll go drug the children and you get your bondage outfit on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Awwww, there's just more of you to love!" NT: What Robin said to Batman just before he kicked his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Awwww, there's just more of you to love!" NT: What Robin said to Batman just before he kicked his ass. this is the Batcave, not Neverland Ranch. zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You know I don't really think you appreciate how much I think you deliberately made my uniform suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Robin said to Batman just before he kicked his ass. You voted AGAINST Jason Todd surviving? NT: What Lois said to Clark when she found Wonder Woman's magic lasso on the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You voted AGAINST Jason Todd surviving? NT: What Lois said to Clark when she found Wonder Woman's magic lasso on the floor If I have told you once, I've told you a hundred times, No I don't want to play Rustlers and cattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You voted AGAINST Jason Todd surviving? NT: What Lois said to Clark when she found Wonder Woman's magic lasso on the floor "Dime-store jumprope not good enough for you, Smallville?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I-I don't know how that got here dear..." NT: You just got caught stealing military secrets. Alibi time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I-I don't know how that got here dear..." NT: You just got caught stealing military secrets. Alibi time! Tsk, Tsk, Tsk ! Your reaction time was appalling and that is going in my report. So was your organization of the arrest. I could have been just anyone stealing these secrets. You have a lot of explaining to do. Tell you what. You clear up this mess and I'll just walk away. The paperwork on your incompetance is just too much to bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What, I've got a sore throat, and I needed some military Sucrets, what's the big deal?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Quickly!! The media is coming! Help me shred these documents!" NT: Break up song titles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Break up song titles... "And now, it's the latest love-gone-wrong song on the charts, 'Restraining Order'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'd like to play my new song, "B*tch got my house'..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Break up song titles..."Now That You're Out of the Closet' date=' Keep Headin' on Out the Front Door[/i']" NT: Signs that your cat is secretly plotting to kill you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Signs that your cat is secretly plotting to kill you... "Honey, why are all the wills made out to leave everything to the cat?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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