Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Cancer said: NT: Things that happen to you while you're looking for the comet that no one else will believe. At the watching party, an alien hands you a bubbling beverage and says "Drink this and you will have the Power to Make Cars Crash!" Nobody believes you, least of all the judge at the sentencing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Things that happen to you while you're looking for the comet that no one else will believe. "Hey, guys! Did you see the comet do that loop-de-loop? Wasn't that cool?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 18 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Things that happen to you while you're looking for the comet that no one else will believe. America gets a competent Commander in Chief and Administration NT: Activities or Sports that the Japanese would have excelled at if the Olympics had not been postponed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, death tribble said: NT: Activities or Sports that the Japanese would have excelled at if the Olympics had not been postponed Miniaturized mecha combat. Directed by K-12 students. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 5 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Activities or Sports that the Japanese would have excelled at if the Olympics had not been postponed Nighttime torpedo attack against complacent targets death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 5 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Activities or Sports that the Japanese would have excelled at if the Olympics had not been postponed Escape from Godzilla Marathon. NT: Godzilla is tired of Japanese food! Who does he attack now? death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Godzilla is tired of Japanese food! Who does he attack now? Not China. You eat Chinese, you're just hungry again an hour later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 On 7/20/2020 at 2:52 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Escape from Godzilla Marathon. NT: Godzilla is tired of Japanese food! Who does he attack now? He decides to go for Italian. NT: Scientists discover that the Moon is actually made of cheese. What kind is it? (Hint: not blue cheese) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 American cheese. It's not like anybody else has been up there, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 13 hours ago, Pariah said: American cheese. It's not like anybody else has been up there, right? Rock-hard Swiss cheese that has been in the cosmic refrigerator for four billion years and is definitely unsafe to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 14 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Scientists discover that the Moon is actually made of cheese. What kind is it? (Hint: not blue cheese) The remnants of Adams-Beeblebrox Chronotis Curds, a non-Newtonian, highly degenerate cheese formed in the presence of strong magnetic fields. The loss of the magnetic field allowed it to make a phase change to a lower-energy form of matter that resembles conventional kitty litter. NT: These aren't the droids you're looking for, but they are the ______________ you seek! What'll you offer me for them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: These aren't the droids you're looking for, but they are the ______________ you seek! What'll you offer me for them? NT: These aren't the droids you're looking for, but they are the SPARE PARTS you seek! What'll you offer me for them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 11 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: These aren't the droids you're looking for, but they are the ______________ you seek! What'll you offer me for them? These aren't the droids you're looking for, but they are the cosplay outfits you seek! What'll you offer me for them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 These aren't the droids you're looking for, but they are the tall fat-free fair-trade Vegan lattes you seek! What'll you offer me for them? New Topic: Actual Vegans (from the Vega star system) have arrived on Earth. How do they react to our civilization and culture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 The first thing they do is they kill all the vegans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 12 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Actual Vegans (from the Vega star system) have arrived on Earth. How do they react to our civilization and culture? Leave screaming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 13 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Actual Vegans (from the Vega star system) have arrived on Earth. How do they react to our civilization and culture? Raise a single arched eyebrow at the discovery that human Vegans, like other humans, are made of meat. NT: Subtle signs the sheep and cattle simply don't like each other very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the sheep and cattle simply don't like each other very much. Overnight, the sheep barn is festooned with "Beef: It's what's for dinner" signs and the cattle barn has "Delicious lamb" banners hung from the rafters, and no human was in either for three days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the sheep and cattle simply don't like each other very much. A "Beat It" style danceoff in the south pasture at 2:00 a.m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Raise a single arched eyebrow at the discovery that human Vegans, like other humans, are made of meat. NT: Subtle signs the sheep and cattle simply don't like each other very much. You start getting calls asking for either the sheep or cattle with the other voice. NT: Subtle signs that Gaia wants everyone to leave (crazier the better). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 33 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Subtle signs that Gaia wants everyone to leave (crazier the better). Captain Planet starts smashing random cities to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 10 hours ago, Asperion said: You start getting calls asking for either the sheep or cattle with the other voice. NT: Subtle signs that Gaia wants everyone to leave (crazier the better). "Okay, so we've gone through extra helpings of hurricanes, wildfires, pandemics, murder hornets... how are those meteorites coming along? I'm thinking a good dose of 'flaming death from above' should get my message across." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 15 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Subtle signs that Gaia wants everyone to leave (crazier the better). The new Four Horsepersons of the Apocalypse: * War: Entitled folks who always want to speak to your manager * Famine: Keto/Paleo diet fanatics * Pestilence: Anti-vaxxers and Covidiots * Death: Climate change deniers New Topic: Who or what is the Fifth Horseperson of the Apocalypse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 Apathy but he could not be bothered to turn up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Who or what is the Fifth Horseperson of the Apocalypse? Money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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