death tribble Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Whether Donald Trump, his family, his friends or loyal employees are more efficient when subjected to mild electric shocks. Note that cattle prods are not classed as mild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Public health studies that need to be done. (Humor is intended. e.g., seeing if playing d20 rather than HERO System causes cancer in lab orcs.) Whether sharks, crocodiles, and venomous snakes really will avoid attacking lawyers out of "professional courtesy." 3 hours ago, death tribble said: Whether Donald Trump, his family, his friends or loyal employees are more efficient when subjected to mild electric shocks. Note that cattle prods are not classed as mild RE: cattle prods, I guess we have Phase 2 of that study already lined up. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 5 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Public health studies that need to be done. (Humor is intended. e.g., seeing if playing d20 rather than HERO System causes cancer in lab orcs.) Which leads to insanity more quickly: long-term exposure to the music of Cardi B, or long-term exposure to the music of Nickelback? New Topic: Aliens have decided to remove one city, lock, stock, and barrel, from the face of the Earth and take it back to their own planet. Which city, and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Las Vegas because it is too much fun for one country to handle plus it has bits of other countries and cities so it's all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Whichever city is home to death tribble. They're afraid there may be more of him lurking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Manhattan, because if there's one thing the aliens love it's live plays and concerts. NT: The first show to open on Broadway once Manhattan was removed lock, stock, and barrel, from the face of the Earth and taken back to their own planet by aliens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: The first show to open on Broadway once Manhattan was removed lock, stock, and barrel, from the face of the Earth and taken back to their own planet by aliens. Cats. The aliens, understanding neither Terrestrial biology nor allegory, are completely flummoxed by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Starlight Express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 The Broadway version of White Christmas. However, since they have no concept of religion or family they cannot grasp the concept of the story. NT: Why the aliens took Manhattan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 Because they were sentenced to twenty years of boredom for trying to change the system from within Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 59 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Why the aliens took Manhattan. "Mom! Look at this cool paperweight I found!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: Why the aliens took Manhattan. Brooklyn put up too much of a fight. NT: Consequences for the rest of us on Earth if Manhattan were to be spirited away by aliens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Consequences for the rest of us on Earth if Manhattan were to be spirited away by aliens. Mass rallies break out urging the aliens to take central Moscow next. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 Berlin would be next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Consequences for the rest of us on Earth if Manhattan were to be spirited away by aliens. No more Broadway musicals. The center of North American musical theatre would shift to Toronto, or maybe Chicago. New Topic: The aliens have agreed NOT to take Manhattan, in exchange for us giving them something else. What is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Pariah said: New Topic: The aliens have agreed NOT to take Manhattan, in exchange for us giving them something else. What is it? The crazy inverse reality creator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 Las Vegas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 hour ago, death tribble said: Las Vegas On a Sunday afternoon in the fall, when the Cowboys are playing the Raiders? Sold! /offtopic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 Donald Trump's toupee. Apparently, it's wanted in four star systems, and has been on the run the past 30 years. NT: Atlantis's armies are attacking the surface world! What's their beef this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Atlantis's armies are attacking the surface world! What's their beef this time? Large grouper, as I understand how things work down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 Aquaman 2 not yet in cinemas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 14 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Atlantis's armies are attacking the surface world! What's their beef this time? Beef, literally. They're tired of seafood. They've come for our cows. New Topic: Foxbat is hosting a reality show! Who are his contestants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 37 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Foxbat is hosting a reality show! Who are his contestants? "Contestants? Why would I need Contestants? This is all about the greatest, most wonderful,, and cleverest person in the world -- Foxbat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 Everyone is the contestants, regardless if they want to be or not, and this is an ultimate game of survival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 7 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Foxbat is hosting a reality show! Who are his contestants? Congress. Only they don't know they are being filmed NT: A new Watergate tape has emerged. What is on it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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