Asperion Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Your great story about the loxocemidae has a stamp of disapproval - from Michael Bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 a guy with green hair, white face paint and red lips who suffers from pseudobulbar affect tells you that your main character who was orphaned when his parents were murdered and grew up to be a vigilante has been done before. NT: Other things that will jam up the world's waterways or transport systems like that ship did in the Suez Canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 A week's accumulation of Chinese coal tailings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 hour ago, death tribble said: NT: Other things that will jam up the world's waterways or transport systems like that ship did in the Suez Canal. The corpses of the unvaccinated. Too soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 On 10/4/2021 at 10:33 AM, death tribble said: NT: Other things that will jam up the world's waterways or transport systems like that ship did in the Suez Canal. Have everyone flush their toilets at once and discovered the results. On 10/4/2021 at 11:39 AM, Pariah said: The corpses of the unvaccinated. Too soon? Good jokes always in, bad jokes always out. NT: Results of the latest Facebook dive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 People actually go out and talk to each other face to face not from a computer. This greatly upsets the Military Industrial Entertainment Fruit and Vegetable Information Technology Complex who will deal with Facebook accordingly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Results of the latest Facebook dive. Mr. Z made a mistake in using the high board. Not to mention that he forget to change into swimwear, so now his suit is ruined. WHAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 8 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Results of the latest Facebook dive. "The winnah of tonight's championship fight ... annnnd still champion ...." NT: What happens when none of Cancer's students can solve a projectile problem on the exam he's giving Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 48 minutes ago, Cancer said: What happens when none of Cancer's students can solve a projectile problem on the exam he's giving Friday. The poor schmuck with the apple on his head ends up in the emergency room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 9 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: What happens when none of Cancer's students can solve a projectile problem on the exam he's giving Friday. The dare part of truth or dare becomes very interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 On 10/6/2021 at 8:56 PM, Cancer said: "The winnah of tonight's championship fight ... annnnd still champion ...." NT: What happens when none of Cancer's students can solve a projectile problem on the exam he's giving Friday. A scene not unlike the final event of the Upper Class Twit of the Year competition NT: NASA is going to intentionally crash a spacecraft into an asteroid, reportedly to test the ability to redirect an oncoming asteroid and protect Earth from an impact. But what is the REAL reason for the DART mission? (Go ahead, go all QAnon on us here. The crazier, the better.) Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 27 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: NASA is going to intentionally crash a spacecraft into an asteroid, reportedly to test the ability to redirect an oncoming asteroid and protect Earth from an impact. But what is the REAL reason for the DART mission? (Go ahead, go all QAnon on us here. The crazier, the better.) Jeff Bezos is seeking credit for his cause of proving the world really doesn't need Superman anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 To destroy the master copy of Armageddon as Bruce Willis has really pissed them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 On 10/8/2021 at 8:16 AM, BoloOfEarth said: A scene not unlike the final event of the Upper Class Twit of the Year competition NT: NASA is going to intentionally crash a spacecraft into an asteroid, reportedly to test the ability to redirect an oncoming asteroid and protect Earth from an impact. But what is the REAL reason for the DART mission? (Go ahead, go all QAnon on us here. The crazier, the better.) They are planning on making a monopoly on the space program by creating the Kessler Syndrome that will only allow them through. NT: What the true plans of the USPS are (stranger and crazier the better). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 They are run by two people (?) referred to as Pinky and the Brain. Their plan is to try to take over the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 Put themselves in envelopes addressed to alpha Centauri. Who knows, it might work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 7 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: What the true plans of the USPS are (stranger and crazier the better). Cornering the North American market on escargot. NT: Subtle signs that the editorial department at CNN no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Cornering the North American market on escargot. NT: Subtle signs that the editorial department at CNN no longer finds your antics amusing. Anytime you are involved in any debate, everyone gets to talk, except you. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that the editorial department at CNN no longer finds your antics amusing. They preface your name with "Trump sycophant and all-around liar" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 They provide a seat at the table. They just neglect to mention that it's the kindergarten table. NT: How to realize that you are the but of the joke at the IAA conference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 35 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: How to realize that you are the but of the joke at the IAA conference. You're the only one there with a Centauri haircut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 They con you that it is to do with the Irish Aviation Authority and you turn up as a pilot for Aer Lingus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 4 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: How to realize that you are the but of the joke at the IAA conference. Neil deGrasse Tyson and Mike Brown start referring to you as "The sixth dwarf planet". New Topic: The real reason Pariah's printer is no longer working. The goofier, the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 The demons looking after the ink are on strike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: The real reason Pariah's printer is no longer working. The goofier, the better. The demons looking after the ink are not on strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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