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a guy with green hair, white face paint and red lips who suffers from pseudobulbar affect tells you that your main character who was orphaned when his parents were murdered and grew up to be a vigilante has been done before.

 

NT: Other things that will jam up the world's waterways or transport systems like that ship did in the Suez Canal.

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On 10/4/2021 at 10:33 AM, death tribble said:

 

NT: Other things that will jam up the world's waterways or transport systems like that ship did in the Suez Canal.

 

Have everyone flush their toilets at once and discovered the results. 

 

On 10/4/2021 at 11:39 AM, Pariah said:

 

The corpses of the unvaccinated.

 

Too soon?

 

Good jokes always in, bad jokes always out. 

 

NT: Results of the latest Facebook dive.

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8 hours ago, Asperion said:

NT: Results of the latest Facebook dive.

 

"The winnah of tonight's championship fight ... annnnd still champion ...."

 

NT: What happens when none of Cancer's students can solve a projectile problem on the exam he's giving Friday.

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On 10/6/2021 at 8:56 PM, Cancer said:

 

"The winnah of tonight's championship fight ... annnnd still champion ...."

 

NT: What happens when none of Cancer's students can solve a projectile problem on the exam he's giving Friday.

 

A scene not unlike the final event of the Upper Class Twit of the Year competition

 

NT:  NASA is going to intentionally crash a spacecraft into an asteroid, reportedly to test the ability to redirect an oncoming asteroid and protect Earth from an impact.  But what is the REAL reason for the DART mission?  (Go ahead, go all QAnon on us here.  The crazier, the better.)

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27 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  NASA is going to intentionally crash a spacecraft into an asteroid, reportedly to test the ability to redirect an oncoming asteroid and protect Earth from an impact.  But what is the REAL reason for the DART mission?  (Go ahead, go all QAnon on us here.  The crazier, the better.)

Jeff Bezos is seeking credit for his cause of proving the world really doesn't need Superman anymore.

 

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On 10/8/2021 at 8:16 AM, BoloOfEarth said:

 

A scene not unlike the final event of the Upper Class Twit of the Year competition

 

NT:  NASA is going to intentionally crash a spacecraft into an asteroid, reportedly to test the ability to redirect an oncoming asteroid and protect Earth from an impact.  But what is the REAL reason for the DART mission?  (Go ahead, go all QAnon on us here.  The crazier, the better.)

 

They are planning on making a monopoly on the space program by creating the Kessler Syndrome that will only allow them through. 

 

NT:  What the true plans of the USPS are (stranger and crazier the better).

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4 hours ago, Asperion said:

NT: How to realize that you are the but of the joke at the IAA conference. 

 

Neil deGrasse Tyson and Mike Brown start referring to you as "The sixth dwarf planet".

 

New Topic: The real reason Pariah's printer is no longer working. The goofier, the better. 

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