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On 6/20/2021 at 7:27 AM, death tribble said:

NT: What is Nadal doing now that he is not playing Wimbledon or the Olympics

Having numerous Facebook conversations with his new online friend, Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Macot of the sport of Curling). They politely disagree on everything.

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Petey is my name. Peter is not.
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On 6/20/2021 at 7:27 AM, death tribble said:

NT: What is Nadal doing now that he is not playing Wimbledon or the Olympics

Curating a wicked-cool playlist on YouTube!

 

NTL Subtle signs you shouldn't have shown up at the GenCon Champions tournament with a character sheet for Underdog.

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On 6/24/2021 at 10:27 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NTL Subtle signs you shouldn't have shown up at the GenCon Champions tournament with a character sheet for Underdog.

 

All the other players are playing characters who are cats.

 

New Topic: Unusual-colored Power Rings and what they represent.

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The Tie-Dye Lantern Corps and its swirling multicolor rings, representing expanded consciousness. Not the post powerful Lanterns, but the most chill and the most fun to be around. They are also extraordinarily flexible.

 

NT: Sinestro could kill every Green Lantern he meets in space simply by cutting off their ring fingers. So why hasn't he murdered Hal Jordan yet? [Difficulty: "The Writers won't let him" won't do. Give me in-universe reasons

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He never showers, so people can always smell him coming.  Even in vacuum, and they're still puzzling over how to retcon things so that works.

 

NT: Once they get bored with playing with single-color power rings, what's up next?  Why, polychromatic power rings of course! 

 

It is expected that these will belong to higher-dimensional universes, and thus seem impossible, self-contradictory, or ridiculous to those who live in a restricted 4-dimensional space-time continuum (that is, us).  For example, the Black and White Ring embodies both compassion and tolerance, and absolute obedience to some code of beliefs.  The Black and White Ring is also called the Nun Ring.

 

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On 6/27/2021 at 8:57 PM, Cancer said:

He never showers, so people can always smell him coming.  Even in vacuum, and they're still puzzling over how to retcon things so that works.

 

NT: Once they get bored with playing with single-color power rings, what's up next?  Why, polychromatic power rings of course! 

 

It is expected that these will belong to higher-dimensional universes, and thus seem impossible, self-contradictory, or ridiculous to those who live in a restricted 4-dimensional space-time continuum (that is, us).  For example, the Black and White Ring embodies both compassion and tolerance, and absolute obedience to some code of beliefs.  The Black and White Ring is also called the Nun Ring.

 

 

I just discovered a power ring that uses a combination of green and yellow.  It can use the full power of nature to perform its "magic ". Ancients have called it the Druid Ring. 

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The Red-Black power ring represents Revolution. Red: The blood of angry men. Black: The dark of ages past.

 

New Topic: Unexpected university exam questions you have no hope of answering correctly. 

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33 minutes ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Unexpected university exam questions you have no hope of answering correctly. 

 

From Mathematics and Civilization:

 

Show that large groups of humans can live together free of strife on a sustained basis if and only if the relativistic Navier-Stokes equations have a closed-form solution in conventional 4-dimensional space time.

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On 7/1/2021 at 9:11 AM, Asperion said:

Explain why dogs and cats must chase each other. 

 

NT: That interdimensional passageway opened in front of you and sucked you into it.  Where did you end up and how do you respond?

Philadelphia. Which was unfortunate since the game I wanted to attend was n Pittsburgh.

 

NT: Subtle signs that the Commander of the North Dakota National Guard has had too much bourbon tonight.

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He invades the fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan leading his troop while naked.

 

New Topic: Foxbat has been sighted in the fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan. What's he doing there?

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36 minutes ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Foxbat has been sighted in the fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan. What's he doing there?

 

Establishing his pedigree as legitimate heir of the khanate of Tugyank the Mouthbreather, last Khan of the  Yanktugger Empire, which was centered around the territory which is present-day Gatchastan.

 

Either that, or scoping out the old Soviet-era ICBM complex that officially isn't there but is reputed to have about 25 megaton equivalent among ithe collective 86 warheads in its armory.

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